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Cowabunga, dude!
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- 3 Lut 2013
Goshen?Petrovski powiedział(a):
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- 3 Lut 2013
As if he needed any more mollycoddling, the army of hippies and assorted do-gooders in the Frisco area alone would be enough to ensure Chris an irrevocable autism card.
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- 9 Lut 2013
DykesDykesChina powiedział(a):
Cypress or maybe Yucaipa. I lived there (only the former) and it's probably the closest to Ruckersvillle or Charlottesville.
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- 9 Lut 2013
serdog powiedział(a):
He'd be kicked out in a month. If not a day. Because I'm sure you need good memorization and understanding of the laws. And... Chris doesn't have any of those.
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- 3 Lut 2013
What's the PVCC equivalent of law school? (The only law school the Chandlers could hope to afford)
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- 3 Lut 2013
DIRTY CRAPPED OBJECTION.
Chris would only half-assedly study law that interested him, ie cyber laws and copyright. He wouldn't absorb any relevant information, never pass a class, but insist he was HONOR ROLL.
No, he'd make a good lawyer in that he can argue until his face literally turned blue with a crash into slumber. Of course, none of his arguments would be valid, so he'd lose every case.
Chris would only half-assedly study law that interested him, ie cyber laws and copyright. He wouldn't absorb any relevant information, never pass a class, but insist he was HONOR ROLL.
No, he'd make a good lawyer in that he can argue until his face literally turned blue with a crash into slumber. Of course, none of his arguments would be valid, so he'd lose every case.
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- 3 Lut 2013
pickleniggo powiedział(a):
Considering that Chris believes even minor civil offense trials warrant balls-to-the-wall life-and-death legal extravaganzas a la Phoenix Wright, this is more than plausible.
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- 3 Lut 2013
Henry Bemis powiedział(a):
"He is GUILTY. Get it through your DAMN DIRTY FUCKING STUPID HEADS"
I need that gif of Chris bouncing up and down in rage.
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serdog powiedział(a):
Chris does everything widely.
Bridechu
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- 25 Lut 2013
He'd be mocked mercilessly in the first week after he responded to a cold call with his feelings because he played Sonic instead of doing the readings, throw the biggest tard rage of his life, probably be removed by cops, and maybe do real jail time. For the rest of his life he would define himself as a law student and add "esquire" to the end of his name.
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Oh my god yes!Bridechu powiedział(a):
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- 3 Lut 2013
Well, he'd need a BA before he could be admitted. His best bet would be a career as a paralegal, because he could go to community college for that.
Also, there's a glut of law school graduates now, so unless he got into some prestigious program, he wouldn't get a career in law after he graduated.
Whether he ended up as a paralegal or an attorney (which of course would never happen) one thing is certain: DIRTY CRAPPED legal BRIEFS
Also, there's a glut of law school graduates now, so unless he got into some prestigious program, he wouldn't get a career in law after he graduated.
Whether he ended up as a paralegal or an attorney (which of course would never happen) one thing is certain: DIRTY CRAPPED legal BRIEFS