Containment What If?

[TheWhitestKnight]

I'd immediately go back to trying to have sex with Anna.

I actually really like Anna.

 

[Payday]

It would still be shit and it probably would have been more confusing then it already was.

 

[exball]

I'd immediately go back to trying to have sex with Anna.

I actually really like Anna.

Eww.

Re: His first reaction if he saw Sonichu alive in the real w

This is a great thread worthy of discussion.

 

[TheWhitestKnight]

I'd immediately go back to trying to have sex with Anna.

I actually really like Anna.

Eww.

She had videos up somewhere of herself dancing at one point. Wish I could find those again.

 

[CatParty]

I'd immediately go back to trying to have sex with Anna.

I actually really like Anna.

Eww.

She had videos up somewhere of herself dancing at one point. Wish I could find those again.

Hi waterman

It'd still be shitty and gay

 

[exball]

It'd still be shitty and gay

Just like Chris.

 

[Arkangel]

I'd shave my head, go to a doctor, get on a diet plan to regain my health, throw out all the legos and childish things, sell the vidyja, buy some decent clothes, put Barb in a nursing home, clean up the horde, do maintenance on the house, landscape the yards, look for a decent job so I could get off the tugboat, manage the credit card debt.

Of course if I WERE Chris and not just in his place, I'd probably just be lazy and burn my house down.

 

[pukeums]

(In a pre-fire context) I would weld all the toys, lego, vidya in the room into a giant rocketship. Tell Barb I love her and that everything will be alright. She trusts me and allows me to go. Obtain Sonichu medallion. Transform into CC Sonichu. Hop in the rocket and set off to find my purpose.

Racing through space, I explore the terrains of our solar system, and discover and make peace with many new species of sentient beings. In my travels I attain spiritual enlightenment, as well as how to change our souls back. Return to Earth. Incite world peace. Restore endangered animals with my tears. Rebuild the Earth and the ozone layer. Singlehandedly I ban all products and processes destroying the environment. Decide that this is a good stopping point to change back, while giving the Enlightenment and his new purpose to Chris, so I can get back to what I was doing.

I expect Chris to crash into slumber when he wakes up in my body. I'll be switched back in time before he wakes up, because when I transform into CC Sonichu I would have the power to do all the above in like a day.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Like most people I'd at least try to change my living area including cleaning shit up and taking better care of myself.

Diet and exercise would be on the forefront. So would a haircut. In fact I'd shave my head bald as a symbolic rebirth. Bring that high blood pressure down, bring the cholesterol under control and do everything in my power to remake Chris in my own image.

I'd go on youtube and send out a final video to everybody saying that I was done, I have finally seen the light and I'm going to get my life back under control. I'd show them my room, my total lack of any Sonichu or Sonic based things as well as the bathroom and the kitchen. Then apply at whatever places would take me, doing volunteer work if needed to gain references and eventually become a useful member of society.

The next step would be to find help for Borb with not only her scabie flies and holey buttocks but dealing with her hoarding tendencies. And in a couple of years people would no longer see Chris, or me in this case, as a kind of autistic lolcow but as a guy that managed to turn his life around. Hell, I'd consider writing a book and would call it something like, "Finding peace".

Of course there's then the possibility that Chris would be in my body which would be bad for everybody involved but there's a chance he'd get some china on a regular basis so that would be a step up for him.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Something like this but without the "World's Largest Gangbang," record holding ex sweetheart from the ground up in is life (although I hear Officer Nasty carries quite the reputation for being a total irredeemable trollop daily);

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[Emperor_Norton]

Let's say that you were in a hiring position at a minimum wage unskilled job (i.e. HR/Manager at Walmart), and you saw Chris's resume on your desk. You do not know who Chris is, you have never met him, and you had never even heard of him, other than a short clip on the local news regarding his home burning down, so you decide to google his name to find out more.

After learning about his , his , his , and , how do you react? Do you toss his resume into the recycle bin, or do you give him a chance with an interview? If you decide to interview him, how would it go, and would the interview make you more or less likely to hire him?

Keep in mind, this is not about his actual work ethic or performance on the job, nor his Social Security disability payments and the conflicts which could arise from him trying to get a job. The real question here is: Is Chris employable?

 

[exball]

No.

 

[Coldgrip]

Sure. I'd have him dress up in the uniform of my leading competitor's company and just let nature take it's course.

 

[dogprince]

No chance.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Most of the appeal would be gone. What I enjoy, for lack of a better term, about Sonichu is how childishly drawn it is. It could have been any other shitty fan fiction but the art made it pop.

Do joke answers count? Cause I'd give him a job reviewing gay porn.

Besides that, no.

 

[Arkangel]

No. Why is it even a question?

 

[dogprince]

There's a billion shitty fanfictions even worse written than Sonichu. No one cares because you actually have to spend time giving a shit, and it's not as interesting.

 

[Greg Sestero]

forgive her for what?
she's done nothing.

You know how he "forgives" her even though she never wronged him? Chris has convinced himself that she (and Snyder and MLW) have wronged him, and thus they need his forgiveness.

Nobody needs his forgiveness. That's a luxury that almost anyone with the possible exception of Barb can do without quite comfortably.

 

[CatParty]

no, and i wouldn't hire someone who asks stupid questions like this thread.

 

[Batman]

What kind of question is this?