Containment What If?

[BatNapalm]

Pharmaceutical companies would have to come out with painkillers....for souls.

 

[CrusaderKing]

I see him fitting into a game like Red Dead Redemption a little better.

But in GTA V? Perhaps someone who would give you missions to strike back at people who had wronged him.

 

[Christory101]

What if Chris was the latest fellow in the one direction act?

How would the band hold up with him singin and dancing in it? Maybe he could get some China due to be associated to other fellows? 8-) 8-) 8-) !!

 

[HerebeDragons]

....what?

Anyway, singing and dancing would be way too much effort. Even if he tried, he'd drop dead of a heart attack at the first rehearsal.

 

[OtterParty]

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[Count groudon]

Well, in a weird retarded way they actually kind of do work. See, everybody, no matter who, goes through tough times in life. The whole point of the curse ye ha me ha is to give Chris the feeling he has some magical ability to alter people's lives in order to fuel his already massive ego. So basically, he curses someone, after a while something bad happens to that person, Chris convinces himself that his curse actually worked and that he is a demigod.

 

[CatParty]

He'd sill be gay

 

[HerebeDragons]

He'd sill be gay

Oh, Jesus, dude, quit with the homophobia. Who cares if he's gay? All it would mean is he's even more of a hypocrite than we thought.

 

[RetardBus]

I imagine that because of the Tomgirl saga, the comic would shift it's focus towards Crystal Weston Chandler (My best guess at how Chris would depict his "Tomgirl" self) and Rosechu. The new main villains would probably be Michael Snyder, Megan the German Warfare Bitch, Mimms and Lucas, the High School gal pals, and Mary Lee Walsh, who magically returns from the dead in an attempt to thwart Chris's love quest yet again. The GAMe PLACe would probably replace PVCC as the main headquarters for the villains of CWCville, probably with a name like "The HATe PLACe" or the "Cville Trolling and Evil Place."

 

[HerebeDragons]

I imagine that because of the Tomgirl saga, the comic would shift it's focus towards Crystal Weston Chandler (My best guess at how Chris would depict his "Tomgirl" self) and Rosechu. The new main villains would probably be Michael Snyder, Megan the German Warfare Bitch, Mimms and Lucas, the High School gal pals, and of course, Mary Lee Walsh. The GAMe PLACe would probably replace PVCC as the main headquarters for the villains of CWCville, probably with a name like "The HATe PLACe" or the "CWCville Trolling and Evil Place."

Someone in the Sonichu forum suggested that Megan would come back as "Dark Sailor Megtune", in theme with a lot of the villains from "Sailor Moon". She and Megagi would probably have some kind of showdown. Oh, and don't forget that Sonichu and Rosechu's little abominations have grown up now...

 

[fridgesrants]

He would do a comic about how his High School gal pals were brainwashed by Megan, Walsh, and Snyder to be mean and slanderous to Chris.

 

[RetardBus]

He'd sill be gay

Oh, Jesus, dude, quit with the homophobia. Who cares if he's gay? All it would mean is he's even more of a hypocrite than we thought.

How is it homophobic to point out Chris's repressed homosexuality?

Anyways, if Chris was in any band, he would probably be kicked out of it pretty quickly for crapping his briefs on stage out of stress for having to perform live.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Much shorter, on average.

Considering Chris knocked off the following enemies in eighty or so pages in Sonichu 10...

• Jack Thaddeus
  Clyde Cash
  Jason Kendrick Howell
  1,500 assorted trolls
  Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc
  A couple dozen million homosexuals and asexuals
  All Jerkops and Janekops
  Mary Lee Walsh
  Evan
  Mao
  Sean
  Alec Benson Leary

...and considering how much more unhappy he is these days, how long would it take for him and his comic compatriots to take out:

• Megan Schroeder
  Mimms
  Mimms's girlfriend
  Lucas
  Michael Snyder
  Judge Robert Downey
  Rob Bell
  The Charlottesville police department
  El Agave smoker bitch
  Assorted McDonald's and Burger King employees
  The citizenry of Charlottesville and Ruckersville

 

[Some JERK]

i think you'd see a lot more time-travel based revenge plots.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Answer's pretty hazy, but I could see Chris using the comic to depict him nuking the world outside of CWCville. Then use it as an opportunity to shoehorn in his Lego Friends sets for no discernible reason.

Then again, I could be wrong, and it could easily have him turn into a girl by MLW and Snyder.

 

[LordCustos3]

You couldn't find a bulldozer big enough to handle it

I think the word you are looking for is flamethrower.
Bulldozers merely move the problem around. Flamethrowers get rid of the problem.

Its like they say in the army: "If you discover a situation that cannot be solved with swift application of incendiary grenades, an airstrike of napalm is called for."

 

[CatParty]

It'd still be awful
And gay

 

[Mr. 0]

He'd sill be gay

Oh, Jesus, dude, quit with the homophobia. Who cares if he's gay? All it would mean is he's even more of a hypocrite than we thought.

HI CHRIS

 

[Pikonic]

<______|_________________|_________>
^This is what 1D Chris would look like.

Oh, is this not the 1D you were talking about?

Spoiler

One dimensional line segment joke

 

[A-Stump]

He'd sill be gay

Oh, Jesus, dude, quit with the homophobia. Who cares if he's gay? All it would mean is he's even more of a hypocrite than we thought.

You're implying there's a negative attitude toward being gay in the discussion. There really isn't. He's just gay. He likes men's butts. He likes . To deny that is to deny everything ever.