Containment What If?

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Question I have is 'how many are there?'

Cause if we're talking a large count of say, 1,000 or more. Green Country would become CWCVille. No question about it.

 

[exball]

What if Chris had sex with Barb and got her pregnant?

It would be born dead.

"I do"

You're an evil bastard. I am going to need industrial brain bleach.

 

[Coldgrip]

The only thing you can do:

Spoiler

 

[TrippinKahlua]

It seems the latest in Facebook trends these days is an app known as Bitstrips where people tell their day to day lives via a one picture cartoon and some text under it, explaining the scenario.

What if Chris downloaded the app and started using it?

 

[CatParty]

it's too blocky and low resolution compared to his superior hand drawn masterpieces

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

Doesn't matter where he was travelling, but lets keep it to 8 hours minimum. How would he behave stuck in an airplane for those hours?

 

[Pikonic]

He has a DS

 

[KatsuKitty]

obligatory answer involving his incontinence

 

[CatParty]

obligatory answer involving his incontinence

"bombs away"

 

[Pikonic]

I happen to be a bitstripper (shut up)
When you select a bitstrip to use you can have bitstrips alone or with a friend. They say "bitstrips are more fun with friends"
Chris would read this and

 

[Arkangel]

They'd be funnier, which isn't saying much.

 

[fuzzypickles]

He'd be finding mysterious sharp objects in his , like pins and glass.

I never used Bitstrips, so correct me if I'm wrong, but I'd think he'd quit before coming out with a strip because he couldn't recreate Sonichu and friends in the app.

 

[Coldgrip]

Chris would never make it onto the plane. While standing in line someone would recognize him as the Mayor-for-Life of Cwcville, and thus one of the most wanted men in America. He would then be selected for a random search and once lead away to a safe spot, dog piled by thousands of pounds of Jerkop sausage upon his 180 pound body and hogtied. Afterwords he's sent to Guantanamo Bay, where using advanced interrogation techniques, Chris quickly confesses that Cwcville is located in Pakistan.

 

[fuzzypickles]

Whoever would have to sit next to him on the plane would be dying to get off the plane, especially if the unfortunate passenger is a woman. He wouldn't have to do anything more than be smelly (which he is) to be intolerable on an 8+ hour flight.

 

[exball]

He'd be more retarted.

The plane would never get off the ground because of how fat he is.

 

[Mourning Dove]

TSA would confiscate his large sweet tea and q-sands he'd try to sneak on.

 

[CatParty]

What if Chris was an airplane

 

[exball]

What if Chris was an airplane

JET FUEL IS EXPENSIVE!

 

[LordCustos3]

Certainly wouldn't get in on a Quiddich Scholarship

They would have to come up with a whole new house for him. He's not brave enough for Griffindor, he's not evil enough for Slytherin, he's not cunning enough for Ravenclaw, and he's not nice enough for Hufflepuff. They'd create a fifth house, Tardicus House. The door would be located in the handicapped stall of the first floor boy's toilet (can't be upstairs, too much work) and the password would be, what else? JULAY!

You forget how much of a Godmode MarySue Da Chris'tard is....
....and that there already is a House at Hogwarts for that type.

Observe:

obligatory answer involving his incontinence

(*snaps fingers*)

Damnit, and here I was about to type "DIRTY CRAPPED FUSELAGE!"

 

[fuzzypickles]

Hard on his luck, and desperate for sex and money, suppose Chris settled on this for a job. How would he fare? What kind of porn would he star in? What pornstar name would he have? These are the three things I wonder if he got a job in the porn industry.