Containment What If?

[Fialovy]

If you have any sort of allergies to mold, dust mites, cat, dog, whatever, you're gonna have a bad time.

 

[Luna]

Really, these things show be like, 'What If Chris was placed in -person-'s position?".

Even then this one doesn't work, because Chris as we know him would never be able to find himself in that position. He lacks the necessary skill set and personality to accomplish what Walter did, and if he was somehow quantum leaped into Walter's position he would just get himself killed. In order for him to ever be in Walter White's position he would have to be someone else entirely.

 

[Metal Sink]

I was watching an episode of Law & Order where an autistic man was being charged with rape and murder until it was revealed that he had pica and was eating lead, which meant the emotional parts of his brain were deficient and he couldn't control his anger.

So I was just thinking, what if Chris had pica? Pica is a disorder where you have an appeite for non-edible substances such as dirt, sand, pencils, etc.

More about it here: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_(disorder)

 

[exball]

Well, it'd still be better than being Walter Grisby. He only threw a frisbee.

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He actually has it. That Phob guy said he ate his own poop.
http://cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=918

 

[c-no]

If you have any sort of allergies to mold, dust mites, cat, dog, whatever, you're gonna have a bad time.

So a hazmat suit wouldn't be an option then?

 

[CatParty]

He'd be willing to take care of most of the hoard by eating it

 

[José Mourinho]

http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=1888



Anyway, probably some CWC fan videos, fan games, fan comics etc. would be shown.

Also including a event for ween kids.

Still the same Chris, but slightly healthy.

The Pokemon Lightning Version would be the one, but it would be universally panned by critics due to overpowered (& underpowered) Pokemon and ripoffs.

He would fail to defeat the walkers even with his penknife weapon.

Imagine him trying to use "curse-ye-ha-me-ha" at them.

The final score for his house would be a negative score.

He would give up within 15 minutes when trying to build his own CWCville.

Same but more towards Sailor Moon.

He would spend even less time outside due to his consumption of glass, ice, etc.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He'd be healthier yes, but that wouldn't really change his behavior now, would it?

In other words, he'd still act the same. Just with a thinner body.

 

[Foulmouth]

Peppy is dead and Bann but his thread lives on.

 

[LordCustos3]

I wouldn't know, because I've never played any of these Pokeymans games, but wouldn't Sonichu characters (especially Magi-Chan) be game-breakingly OP haXor cheatbait bullshit that would only be used by minmaxer munchkins?


Here again, is yet another sentence that wouldn't have made sense 30 years ago, and won't make sense 30 years from now.

Here is a thought experiment for you.
Let us imagine that Virginia suffers a huge, huge blizzard, and branchland court is penned in by 80+ inches of snow. Enough snow to make leaving the house impossible for at least a month.


Let us assume that, through some miracle of luck and foresight, Chris'n'Snorlax are prepared for this and has

• * More than 3 months worth of non-perishable food. More than enough to sustain them even at their most gluttonous intake. Starvation is not an issue.
  * More than 3 months worth of fuel oil in reserve. Freezing to death is not an issue.
  * The water and sewage systems are working fine. So loss of water or any sewer-related catastrophe are not issues.
  * All their bills are paid up and no utilities will be shut off.
  

Here is where the scenario gets interesting.
Even though they have enough water, food and heat to sustain them, the blizzard has knocked out 2 of their utilites.....their phone and their electrical power.
These two services will not be back online at Branchland court for 30 days.
So, Tweedleborb and Tweedlederp have nothing to distract them for 30 days, trapped in the hoard....and for 8 hours per day, they will be in complete darkness.
Tell me how you think this will play out.

 

[exball]

They eat all the food and die.

 

[Judge Holden]

I see things heading in several possible directions

THE SHINING route:

Cabin fever sets in instantly, and the ghosts of patti and the chandler cats buried beneath the house drive Chris to insanity, causing him to chase down barb through the hoard until she is rescued by a military expedition from goodwill sent to save their biggest customer. Chris then gets lost in the overgrown garden until he freezes to death

THE THING route

the microbes in the horde mutate in the cold and converge to create a nightmarish shapeshifting entity which first devours the cats and finally sets barb and chris against eachother in a battle for survival. Both of them kill eachother via the fuel oil without even realising the presence of the entity, allowing it to escape the burning ruin and wreck havock on the world

CABIN FEVER route:

The viruses in the horde include a nightmarishly virulent strain of necrotising faciitis which infects first the animals and then the two, who go utterly insane as their flesh rots from their bodies

Other options include cannibalism, months long orgy, or just continued passive aggression and mutual loathing

 

[CatParty]

They eat all the food and die.

this

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

He could probably use his 3ds and iPhone as light sources until they drain, or if he shuts them off every time he's done with them.

Which is probably never.

 

[Luna]

Without electricity they wouldn't be able to cook their food on a stove or in a microwave, and if they tried to use a grill the hoard would ignite.

 

[CatParty]

they would have sex to stay warm

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

EXTREME SPOONING

But yeah, I'm trying really hard to not make an incest joke.

 

[CatParty]

EXTREME SPOONING

But yeah, I'm trying really hard to not make an incest joke.

i tried, but sometimes you just gotta go there.

 

[Coldgrip]

* More than 3 months worth of fuel oil in reserve. Freezing to death is not an issue.

But burning to death is. With all that garbage there the house would catch fire.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

If anything, South Park would make fun of us.

Then Chris would attempt to use that episode to make a point at "us ruining his life", and every asskisser up to this point will applaud him for it.

Meanwhile, the internet explodes.

Hey, if they didn't write into the episode, Chris's life would kind of be ruined. More.