Containment What If?

[applecat]

 

[Mourning Dove]

Yes Chris has returned from the grave and is reeking his revenge upon all those who trolled, mocked, or interrupted his love quest, and will kill anyone to get at them.

So that means he wants to kill everyone in the world then, since he believes everyone is out to troll him?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I'd walk around with a jar of pickles, a cross and a Bible and let him come to me, throwing pickles and exorcising him if he found me.

I might make the trek to Virginia to where his remains are, but he'd probably be like Elmer McCurdy, an Old West outlaw who was killed and whose body was eventually put in a fun house. When a judge found out what happened, he ordered the body be buried in a foot of cement so the body would never disappear again. I imagine Chris's body would attract so many 's that they'd have to build a barrier around his grave to avoid it getting desecrated. That might make destroying his bones a bit challenging.

 

[Mourning Dove]

As an "emotional zombie"/ghost will he stuff his face with the souls of his enemies instead of the usual McDonald's q-sands?

 

[Pikonic]

I'll buy him those damn Sailor Moon DVDs. That'll fix everything.

 

[exball]

......anyone else imaging a "Lolcow High" sitcom starring all the bigname lolcows and trolls?

because I would watch the fuck outta that

Forget Sitcom, just throw them in a room together and start the cameras.

I'd walk around shirtless for the rest of my life.

 

[Surtur]

Shotgun.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Duh! All I have to do is call him a homo or a pedofork. When he tardrages I run away.

 

[Sakamoto]

I wouldn't worry since he'd probably be haunting the mall or McDonalds waiting for victims to approach him rather than making the effort to hunt them down.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Hmmm Fatty has the IQ of a piece of toast so I guess I would make a dummy of myself, not a very close one but we all know Chrissy can't really identify faces, and place it somewhere easy to reach...say the McDs by his house.

Once he has finished screaming his curses and spittle on it and does what ever evil deed he is capable. Worse case scenario is he moves in with it, I would go on my merry way confident in my safety.

 

[Foulmouth]

There is , CWCollaterl. It's fuckin' good !

I'd walk around with a jar of pickles, a cross and a Bible and let him come to me, throwing pickles and exorcising him if he found me

It wouldn't work, we all know chris doesn't exorcise.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

^ I was thinking something similar, LOL

And I agree, Chris would go to the stores and McD's and play vidya and forget about the revenge business quickly. He might go for some easy targets like Snyder and Walsh, but then stop and after it gives him too much STRESS

 

[Foulmouth]

Re: What if Tiffany contacts Chris, and really lets him have

Really lets him have china ?
He would

 

[Pikonic]

There is , CWCollaterl. It's fuckin' good !

There's also The Girl Who Brought Down the World by Vivian Gee

 

[Foulmouth]

Chris in Sims - Random NPC that hits on everything that talks to him, gets slapped and cries.

I actually created Chris in The Sims 3 (just shows how much time I have on my MANOS )

Pic's ?

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Chris in Sims - Random NPC that hits on everything that talks to him, gets slapped and cries.

I actually created Chris in The Sims 3 (just shows how much time I have on my MANOS )

Pic's ?

I haven't got any unfortunately (I'M WORKIN ON IT)

All I can say is that he is based off classic Chris.

 

[Count groudon]

You think hell actually do something just because he came back from the dead? No, chances are he'd rise from the grave, realize he's dead, realize most of his stuff was lost in the fire, spend the little bit of that wasn't burned to get a new iphone, bitch and moan about being dead on Facebook then try to get his fb friends to go after us.

 

[Charon]

Ween kids are probably the only ones who would break in or even try to trespass, and the only things of value there are the BMW, Bob's records and some of Chris' vidya, *maybe* the Cadillac and Barb's TV, so they probably wouldn't even bother. And, I am guessing that the house has termites or carpenter ants by now, which could explain why Chris lives downstairs in the music room now, and even a ween kid wouldn't take the chance of 14BC falling on them like a house of cards.

 

[SlowInTheMinds]

That game was godly.

 

[exball]

Bully holds the answer to the meaning of life. You just don't know it yet.