Containment What If?

[AgentPickle]

I think Chris would complain to god so much for all the unfair things he did to his life and demand that god fix them, that god would inevitably crash into slumber.

 

[LM 697]

 

[Pine Tar]

I'd like to say he'd be normal, but then I'm reminded that A-log went to "special school"

Honestly, if CWC being taught how to hold a full-time job took hold, he'd probably be able to afford to move out of his parents house. He would never be completely normal, but at worst, he'd be considered an eccentric rather than what he is today.

 

[exball]

I'd like to say he'd be normal, but then I'm reminded that A-log went to "special school"

A-log didn't draw a picture of himself finger-banging his only friend to prevent himself from raping them.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

One thing that I often wonder is; would the question of Chris being sent to a special school even have come up if his parents had raised him properly? The way I see it is that Chris autism isn't the issue, it's his attitude to his autism.

 

[Pikimon]

The mutated horrors that call 14 Branchland Ct home are released upon the world.

 

[ExtraPickles]

They would become one with the roaches and outlive the rest of us... maybe?

 

[Watcher]

I'm starting to imagine an alternate reality where A-log becomes top Lolcow and Chris makes commentaries on him

I'd like to say he'd be normal, but then I'm reminded that A-log went to "special school"

A-log didn't draw a picture of himself finger-banging his only friend to prevent himself from raping them.

Your right

At least Chris had a friend to draw disturbing pornography of. A-Log never had that luxury.

 

[Pikonic]

Autism Cured!!!
He'd lose his

 

[FearfulJesuit]

What if Chris's intelligence were suddenly upgraded?

Let's imagine that tomorrow, Christian Weston Chandler awakens in his nest at 14 Branchland Court...but over the night has been gifted with an intelligence on par with Thomas Jefferson or Bertrand Russell. What happens next?

 

[Sakamoto]

Re: What if Chris's intelligence were suddenly upgraded?

He would clean himself up, dress normally, and start going by "Chris Chandler", find a job (even if it's not a great job he would know now that you have to start somewhere) and move the fuck out of 14BC. After that, there would be nothing for us to talk about and the CWCiki would fade away.

 

[spaps]

Re: What if Chris's intelligence were suddenly upgraded?

He'd shit himself from the shock that he was a complete moron.

 

[Cwckifan]

Re: What if Chris's intelligence were suddenly upgraded?

What those men had was humility, wisdom, and integrity, which allowed them to make good decisions and judgments. Really, Chris could have an IQ of 200 tomorrow, and it wouldn't mean jack if he was still the same immature, disconnected, and entitled malcontented manchild he currently is. If anything, he'd just become even better at rationalizing away his bad behavior, looking down on others, and justifying his entitlement, immaturity, etc.

 

[Sonichoo]

Re: What if Chris's intelligence were suddenly upgraded?

What those men had was humility, wisdom, and integrity, which allowed them to make good decisions and judgments. Really, Chris could have an IQ of 200 tomorrow, and it wouldn't mean jack if he was still the same immature, disconnected, and entitled malcontented manchild he currently is. If anything, he'd just become even better at rationalizing away his bad behavior, looking down on others, and justifying his entitlement, immaturity, etc.

Agreed - also he is so angry right now that if he became intelligent, he might become a real danger to society (and Micheal Snyder and Megan and Mimms and etc) because he might be able to figure out how to inflict harm on all the 'trolls' in his life.

 

[jefferson]

Re: What if Chris's intelligence were suddenly upgraded?

I'd suspect he'd become a retarded Ted Kaczynski and start mass mailing home made bombs to the Game Place.

 

[Some JERK]

Re: What if Chris's intelligence were suddenly upgraded?

He'd still be a dick.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Re: What if Chris's intelligence were suddenly upgraded?

He'd still be a dick.

Essentially this. As the saying goes, he'd use his powers for evil, not good.

 

[CatParty]

he'd be an idiot and no longer a fucking idiot

 

[polka-dotted]

He would still be pretty much the same, except for being much more smug when he goes off on a long tirade about the trolls. He already thinks he can do no wrong; becoming intelligent would make it worse.

 

[QI 541]

Somehow, he'd still be an idiot.