Containment What If?

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Something Pokemon or vidya related.

He'd get caught almost immediately. He looks suspicious, doesn't he?

 

[Pikonic]

I'd like to propose the WHY and not the WHAT. Chris might be iffed about his fine, so maybe he thought, "well, I would have bought this with MY 257 or whatever dollars, but I had to give it to that JEW, the troll courts and that stinking Robert Beel. So this is mine."

Perhaps he stole a dartboard for Snyder and Lady Manajerks pictures

 

[MrTroll]

Clean, un-crapped briefs.

 

[Panzerkampfpony]

Recommend it as an urban combat training zone to the US Army

Then as a nuclear test site.

 

[QI 541]

If he didn't hate people with Aspergers, he could probably join one of those crazy Asperger/Autism groups that believes people on the spectrum are the next stage in human evolution and shouldn't be bound by society's rules and laws.

I'd like to propose the WHY and not the WHAT. Chris might be iffed about his fine, so maybe he thought, "well, I would have bought this with MY 257 or whatever dollars, but I had to give it to that JEW, the troll courts and that stinking Robert Beel. So this is mine."

Perhaps he stole a dartboard for Snyder and Lady Manajerks pictures

The reason is simple. "I'm autistic and angry, I can do whatever I want!"

 

[AngelicSchmoople]

i'm seconding makeup. Specifically the stuff that's marketed towards 15-year-olds. A lot of Hard Candy. A lot of that Pure Ice nail polish in hideous colours. Probably some of the Crayola branded cosmetics as well.
I don't think he would ever shoplift anything LEGO or vidya related, because his actually paying money for it all shows his brand loyalty.
Maybe if his Crayola SuperTip markers run out of ink, he'll bring individual ones in, break into a fresh set, and replace the new one he steals with his crappy old one.

 

[Lady Houligan]

I personally don't think he necessarily shoplifted anything. The asset protection manager is also supposed to keep track of suspicious people in the store. Although him helping himself to the Sharpie he used to deface the XBox One display makes sense.

However, without witnesses coming forward, we'll never really know.

 

[AngelicSchmoople]

I doubt that Chris would ever actually steal anything from a shop.
First of all, he's a pussy.
Secondly, that whole brand loyalty thing he has, where he thinks the more stuff he buys from a certain brand makes him a better (or at least) more valid consumer. A while ago he tried to get Nintendo to make a Sonichu game by listing all the Nintendo products he owned, if anyone remembers that. So maybe he'll want a special Sharpie set that's all tomgirl colours or something... again, this is a big what if, maybe even for another thread (like what products would chris design, maybe?), in his correspondence with Sanford, he would include a list of every Sharpie product he's ever bought, as a way to show him he is their top customer. He wouldn't steal because that's not what good customers do.
It's still fun to think what he would get if he were to try to shoplift. But I think it would be the sort of stuff that 15-year-olds shoplift; useless crap.

 

[A-№1]

It could happen.

Barb heads down to WalMart with Chris to "explain things". It all goes south when the manajerks are unsympathetic. A scene ensues. They flee to the car. Moving violation. Or worse. Who knows what she's capable of when her baby (and the q-sands he procures) are threatened?

Barb's still under probation, and the courts do not treat repeat offenders kindly.

 

[Some JERK]

Chris will go to jail almost immediately after she does.

 

[SlowInTheMinds]

All HexBawxes so everyone has to buy a PS Triple.

 

[SodomyRocket]

I would love to see Chris try to break her out, even more so if he copies a scene from some TV show.

 

[CatParty]

I would love to see Chris try to break her out, even more so if he copies a scene from some TV show.

Chris himself is jailed shortly after when he tries to break her out by trying to sneak her a file hidden in a q-sand.

 

[TonyZamboni]

I'd argue prison would be better than 14 BLC. 3 hots and a cot, no hoard (of course this could be bad for Barb), and no animal feces/urine. It's not like they'd end up in maximum security, either.

God I feel so bad for the Chandler pets.

 

[QI 541]

He'll finally be his own free bitch, at least until he gets himself imprisoned.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

He'd bitch about it on MyFace and Twatter and then life would carry on as normal.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

"...vivid interaction with entities who go on diatribes about the user's life and what he or she should change"

 

[Bob's Fries]

"...vivid interaction with entities who go on diatribes about the user's life and what he or she should change"

See Asperchu on the Squirrel.

 

[Pikonic]

State laws differ, but here in CT, a disabled person can remain legally dependent on their parents for life. If its true in VA, Chris is dependent on Barb, so he would need to be placed with his next of kin.

Cole

 

[A-№1]

Chris will go to jail almost immediately after she does.

Obviously.

But what about in the meantime?