What if jace grew up or lived where you live?

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Where I grew up: In the land of mostly uneducated hillbillies? He'd be the fucking mayor.

Where I live now: He'd have to do everything he does right now, but be doing it mostly in the middle of the freeway naked for anyone in Southern California to notice him.
 
He'd probably be into rock climbing instead of parkour. He'd bitch about the Mormons and not being able to buy booze on Sundays. Instead if boasting about his street racing skills he'd claim he was a "freestyle motocross" expert and "the God of the dunes". He'd still claim to be a Juggalo.
 
He'd probably be exactly the same. He might not have the sped crew to hang out with, but, other than that, I can't think of much that would be largely different.
 
If he lived where I do the only thing I can think that would be different is he'd actually have a much bigger circle of friends. There's no one around here on the Jace tier of lolcow but there's a lot of young people clinging and enforcing their childish delusions while taking too many drugs. Granted a lot of them grow out of it. But just as many stay behind and I can see Jace hanging out with them. If anything it would maybe chill out his homophobia and racism since they're a very tolerant bunch, just misguided and a bit delusional. Also we have an army base here and you see soldiers running around daily, so that might reinforce his muhreen fascination.

Would be interesting to see a Jace with a larger social circle actually. Though I guess if he had that he wouldn't bother so much with the net.
 
He would be in the forests of Salt Spring Island Parkour-ing-around. I would probably know him. I would probably have been a gal-pal of his for awhile until I moved on and got tired of his shit.

I have an Air soft fully automatic AK-47 air gun. I have a Daisy air rifle too, that shoots metal pellets up to 300 ft. It had a fibre optic scope, until my aspie freind I had who was a less extreme version of Jace broke it off assuming he "knows about guns". Jace would probably have been friends with us.

He probably would have received the support he needs. It's a small community where everyone knows each other's business and some people and a families move here becuase it can be a good support system for people who have mental illness and special needs. I had challenges as a kid so it was good for me. That's why I would have met Jace. Guarnettee but I'm moving to the British Columbia interior at the end of this month cause this island can make ya crazy. Good for kids growing up, especially kids with difficutilies. Bad if you stay all year round as an adult, not good, not good.

He would probably die a virgin this island. It's crazy. We have all kinds of weird people Jace would fit right in. We got draft dodgers who have never left the island since the 60s, some acutal hillbilly people, some people living like the Amish. Some weird, weird people. It's a crazy place.
 
I'd say he'd have easier access to a gun, but if he has any cases of mental disorder on record (I'm assuming he does) he'll fail a background check and that would be a moot point. Also Gail.
 
Where I live, we have about six months of winter. This'll mean that Jace would most likely have an obsession with snow camo, snow gunfights, and really anything that ties the military to winter. Him getting frostbite/pneumonia due to attempts to practice military wintersmanship is a pretty low chance, since I don't think Jace is stupid enough to go out without proper winter gear. However, there is still a possibility of that happening since Jace seems to be a bit unpredictable when he's on weed.
 
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