What if Chuck went by his birth name?

[Cats]

Would the store still have been formerly called "Charles' Fuck and Suck", or would it be Charles' Sexual Intercourse and Fellatio" instead?

Or would it retain it's rhyming theme and have a completely different name altogether...sold entirely different products?

 

[Jack Awful]

Charles' Fharles and Sharles

 

[Cats]

Springfield's favorite flower shop, "Charles' Laurels and Florals"?

 

[Active User]

Charles' Feed and Seed