WHAT I ATE TODAY | JENNY CRAIG DAY 4 11/16/20 - Still in denial about falling Jenny Craig

[_justlurking]

So we will get a Jenny Craig Day 5 video, then on the Jenny Craig Day 6 video she will fail again... this is the new saga we're going with?

 

[Bubblez McGee]

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> extra durable, high capacity, heavy duty shipping and commercial scale

"Splash proof"

An important feature given Ambie's incontinence.

It seemed like a weird flex for a scale. Until you read some of the reviews and product description. While it doesnt say that you can't weigh people on it, it's main purpose seems to be as an industrial scale for weighing things like car parts.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

If she's so honest then why not show the binge? Or at least tell us what ya ate during your binge.

also show layyyygggggsss

Binge tease..

Oh I wonder if her therapist will give her a list of mental disorders diagnosed in day one just like the psychiatry did.

Therapy for her is another band aid solution that she'll use as an excuse to binge and gain weight while pretending to her audience she has a plan.

She'll probably say she could only get an appointment for 2 or 3 weeks from now. And after a while say that maybe a dietitian or an ED specialist is a better option to help her.

Now Becky must turn a blind eye on Albert binges because she herself also enjoys some unhealthy things once in a while (or everyday) (my guess is good ol alcohol).

Reckon it's a not outside the realm of possibility that she's writing this season based on predictions she reads here.
Go to town, people. Her shenanigans are only as limited as your imagination..

Late, but a few favourites.

Say it with your chest

Upbeat, for someone who hasn't played a day straight on JC.

Amberlynn ambling.

Cause you're eating 20 hours.

The food is so beautiful, you can see it in her face.

And the way she can't drop the plate quick enough.

The only true words said -

And then she did.

 

[Bookish]

She so desperately wants to be sponsored, but she does the same exact shtick for every diet plan. What value would she provide a company, considering that she never actually follows the plan, as given, and always quickly gives up? If she gave an earnest attempt, and failed sometimes, but kept going, that would be one thing. But she's already from the jump not done the program the way it's supposed to be done.

She gives the same transparent, wide-eyed, disingenuous review, as well. *bulges eyes* "OMG!! This is so good!" "MmMMm, I'm satiated and don't feel deprived!" She swears it doesn't taste processed and the desserts are perfect substitutes for her usual snacks. Remember the cheese puffs? It's not selling anyone on it and companies aren't stupid, they're going to go watch her responses to other programs and peep all of this.

 

[Haesindang Park]

It seemed like a weird flex for a scale. Until you read some of the reviews and product description. While it doesnt say that you can't weigh people on it, it's main purpose seems to be as an industrial scale for weighing things like car parts. Wyświetl załącznik 1733647Wyświetl załącznik 1733646Wyświetl załącznik 1733645

Her limbs must weigh as much as those car parts then. But for a small car engine, her body almost doubles the weight of that.

Yeah! Shake dat FUPA gorl!

Her dress looks like an oversized dated dress from a discount store in the midwestern USA. Maybe a blanket or window curtain instead. Note the steam from the bottom right corner of this pic. You know she microwaved something to eat so no doubt she binged after eating those patties.

Dat Italian hand gesture. She doesn't know what actual Italian cuisine is let alone Italian-American cuisine is.

 

[Clown Baby]

This video was hilarious. The cut from her totally insincere 'i love jenny kregg I'm all in on jenny kregg I swear its so good' to white screen: I binged was perfect. She's a boring predictable twat but she's still queen of unintentional comedy for me.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Someone on YouTube pointed out she says “ho-made,” not homemade. And it’s true.

 

[Kitty Catherine]

Someone on YouTube pointed out she says “ho-made,” not homemade. And it’s true.

she definitely has been doing it on purpose these last few videos.

 

[lonelygorl15]

A splash proof scale has it's merits for the morbidly obese that are always leaking various fluids. Really gross TMI Many years ago when I worked at the local mall selling computers, a fat man stopped by to chat. Fat but not Amber fat. It was summertime and he was wearing shorts. A horrible odor emanated from him so I tried to be retail polite while keeping a good distance. During the chat I noticed he was dripping from somewhere inside his shorts and after he left, a giant puddle remained where he had been standing.

"Splash proof"

An important feature given Ambie's incontinence.

 

[Fupacabra]

A splash proof scale has it's merits for the morbidly obese that are always leaking various fluids. Really gross TMI Many years ago when I worked at the local mall selling computers, a fat man stopped by to chat. Fat but not Amber fat. It was summertime and he was wearing shorts. A horrible odor emanated from him so I tried to be retail polite while keeping a good distance. During the chat I noticed he was dripping from somewhere inside his shorts and after he left, a giant puddle remained where he had been standing.

So what was it? Piss? Shit? Puss?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

So what was it? Piss? Shit? Puss?

D. All of the above

 

[Squid Bitch]

Now that would be something she hasn't done before. We never saw any actual proof of the diagnoses she claimed to have gotten in 2019, although her medication list that was shown in her "Here's your proof" video suggests she is at least on the medication she claimed to be on.

I've never understood the people who are adamant that she doesn't actually have a diagnosis—anyone who's seen the infamous Dollar Tree Haul knows that she is manic as fuck; a diagnosis would be easy to make, and with many mental health professionals being pencil-pushers these days, I don't see why so many people have trouble believing that she was actually able to score a diagnosis in just a couple of sessions. (Whether or not she actually has bipolar disorder (i.e., if it's a misdiagnosis) is another story entirely. I know some people have thrown BPD out as another possibility, as well as NPD. Playing armchair psychologist for a second, HPD seems to be a pretty good fit given her behavior. But I digress.)

That said, yeah, it would be new territory for her, but I wouldn't be surprised if we were now going into an "Era of Proof," so to speak. Given what she did with the whole cancer/hysterectomy situation, I anticipate more situations where she tells a truth about herself and then baits her audience into demanding proof. She knows how often she's lied in the past and how her audience doesn't trust her, so she knows they'll take the bait. By doing so she gets to construct a "natural" way of revealing sympathetic private/personal information about herself, with an extra dose of sympathy coming from being able to claim that she was forced into revealing it. ("Not only was I forced to reveal XYZ-terrible-personal-sad--private-thing about myself, but I was bullied into it by all the horrible haydurs who just won't leave me alone!" etc.) Meanwhile, it's all just some big manipulation tactic to frame herself as a perpetual victim of the haydurs.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

So is she only doing Jenny Craig every other day and the other days she eats as before?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Her breakfast was 3PM. Snack one was 5PM. Lunch was at 8:16PM. For snack two, she moved the clock out of view, but she says she just got home from somewhere. I'm guessing it was 1 to 3 hours later, since she cant go more than 3 hours w/out eating, maybe 10 or 11PM. Which would make her dinner about 1am and her third snack well into the early morning. Since she binged, she probably was stuffing her maw sometime in the wee hours of the morning. Remarkable.

Big Al is a Time Lord, obviously.

I'm thinking the therapist will last one session before she comes up with some excuse not to go anymore, in true Hamberlynn fashion. I highly doubt she'll go at all because why now? Why suddenly decide you are going to a therapist? People have been telling you this for years, to get to the root of the problem. I don't believe a word she says anymore. More bullshitting her audience. "My therapist was too restricteen. I just don't agree with them"

I'm betting on zero sessions. After all, she knows what works for her.

Show the fucking binge!!!!!

that is the quality content we want!

You know how sometimes she says things that you can tell she doesn't really mean but she's saying them anyway because it's what her viewers want to hear? This is one of those times.

Like every time she opens that giant maw of hers?

Now that would be something she hasn't done before. We never saw any actual proof of the diagnoses she claimed to have gotten in 2019, although her medication list that was shown in her "Here's your proof" video suggests she is at least on the medication she claimed to be on.

You can easily get something from a strip-mall shrink to tide you over until the sessions really start rolling and the meds are tweaked. Mood stabilizer? Sure. But even if she IS bipolar (doubtful) she's not taking her meds at the moment if people (not you specifically) want to point to something as "manic".

This utter trolling cow, she fucking DARES to do the 'Italian hand gesture' meme while choking down reheated pasta.

Makes me want to chop off her hand, and then I remember it will be more fun watching the beetus consume it.

Do Jenny Craig & similar plans not offer substitutions if you are allergic to or loathe specific foods? I would think in this time of demanding consumers, that would be a given. Boggles my mind she ordered the scrambled eggs if she really believes she has a problem with them.

They do.

Gonna reserve judgement on her decision to make an appointment. However the fact that she said: "I made AN appointment" rather than: "I'm starting therapy for my issues" is not auspicious.

Gonna say it ain't happening.

The one thing she said today that I genuinely believe without question is: "Food is more important to me than losing weight."

It only took how many years on YT before she admitted this? She should just fucking embrace it and go hog wild. We'd watch the shit out of that.

So is she being honest with us?

Narrator: No.

She'll probably go to a therapist for a few sessions,

FTFY, although I'm still betting on zero.

I've never understood the people who are adamant that she doesn't actually have a diagnosis—anyone who's seen the infamous Dollar Tree Haul knows that she is manic as fuck; a diagnosis would be easy to make, and with many mental health professionals being pencil-pushers these days, I don't see why so many people have trouble believing that she was actually able to score a diagnosis in just a couple of sessions. (Whether or not she actually has bipolar disorder (i.e., if it's a misdiagnosis) is another story entirely. I know some people have thrown BPD out as another possibility, as well as NPD. Playing armchair psychologist for a second, HPD seems to be a pretty good fit given her behavior. But I digress.)

It wasn't a "couple of sessions" - she said she was diagnosed with four mental health issues after the first, 50-minute session, including bipolar disorder, which takes time to diagnose. She just likes to have the excuse of a diagnosis to slough off as much personal responsibility as she can. She certainly fits in the NPD/HPD crossover.

 

[Xenomorph]

This blimp is not whats up.

I dont even think Cobes would fuck her.

Show your leaking layrgs you sow.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

So is she only doing Jenny Craig every other day and the other days she eats as before?

Who knows. She could have started, and quit, the plan during her hiatus. We all know her penchant for pre recording, and uploading out of chronological order, to suit her narrative.

The Jenny Craig day 1 to 4 weigh in's - I wonder if she's been filming her weight over the hiatus, as she steadily gained, and is portraying those clips in reverse order, as weight losses?

Also, we've yet to see her eat more than a few dainty bites of Jenny Craig food. She's tasting it, I doubt she's eating all of it, and it's definitely not the only food in the day. And it's not like she's just tasting on camera, and finishing off camera, for fear of trouble with YouTube. The Panera muckbang proves she's no problem putting away a family meal on camera.
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[Ketamine Kat]

"Thanks for watching! I binged!"

I knew the bingemonster would strike at any time!

And lol imagine paying a shit ton of money for subpar "diet meals" but you end up devouring them and literally voiding the point of those pre-packaged meals... Hamburguer isnt a smart cookie, she keeps reminding us of that fact.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Watching a few react channels on this, and I have to say, her deformed upper arms are still terrifying and gross.

 

[drtoboggan]

Legs or GTFO.

 

[Rotter]

I'm new to this. How much does she weigh now?