WHAT I ATE TODAY!!!! - 8/10/20

[Pepper Jack]

Welcome back Apple Watch, we love to see you.

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[draculasestateagent]

“What I ate today”

A lot. The end.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Her hair is down again

Gorl is desperate to hide her balding, thinning, graying grease mop...

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

I just want to point out that the seams for the shoulders on her "top" (Or shirt she's "using as a cute top") make up about 1/3 of the width of our Gorl.

Dainty as ever, isn't she?

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Queen of moderation was stuck at maintaining her weight because she was unknowingly eating 4000 calories per day?

I'm fucking shook.

 

[Lift Me Up]

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[repentance]

Queen of moderation was stuck at maintaining her weight because she was unknowingly eating 4000 calories per day?

I'm fucking shook.

It's not like every eating plan going tells you to keep a food diary for a couple of weeks so you know where your calories are coming from, or anything.

Oh wait. They do.

 

[Honzou]

Queen of moderation was stuck at maintaining her weight because she was unknowingly eating 4000 calories per day?

I'm fucking shook.

I guess she didn't know what worked for her after all. shockedpikachu.jpg

 

[ADHD]

Her hair is down again

Gorl is desperate to hide her balding, thinning, graying grease mop...

If only we had known the secret to getting Amber to ditch the poop bun was to continually point out how she's going bald like Chantal, we could have gotten to this point much sooner.

 

[AmberAlert]

The titles of these Noom articles sound like typical idiotic trash magazine fodder articles.

 

[welsho]

It's just so weird that she's maintaineen. I wonder what she's doing wrong.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

If only we had known the secret to getting Amber to ditch the poop bun was to continually point out how she's going bald like Chantal, we could have gotten to this point much sooner.

Idk, people have been calling out her possible traction alopecia for god knows how long

 

[Brian Butterfield]

"What I Ate Today!!!!"

I can only assume it's everything.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I'll assume she left out 80% of what she actually ate.

Daily videos again, I don't know how anyone can sit through all these.

 

[CindyChafe]

It's just so weird that she's maintaineen. I wonder what she's doing wrong. Wyświetl załącznik 1509916

lmao, nice. She’s their best customer I bet.

 

[MarvelousMess]

Can’t really eat much shrimp or seafood at once she says....
anyone remember shrimpgate???

 

[Fandom Trash]

Semper fidelis to that Apple Watch. Lord knows its doing its best to not rip out of Amber's wrist.

 

[AmberAlert]

Poor Twinkie at 6:50 looking longingly at the outdoors she'll never experience.

Edit: Also my fucking god, has this cow been on track a SINGLE day on Noom yet? Nearly 2000 calorie takeout order today because there "wasn't any meat thawed" to make a meal with. Yeah, really thriving Amburr.

 

[Moonpie]

Damn chemistry between these two is nonexistent.
Funny how Becky is showing up in more vids.
Tubby probably told her to do it to get her shekels.

Still in recovery damn bitch you're milking it.
She has been losing weight. Bullshit.
This toxic fat ass will never change. Sane old shit.
Yeah right. She doesn't binge.

 

[Red Mask]

“What I ate today.”

FOOD. And no way in hell it was a bowl of green beans.