What gay apparel do you don?

[DankSmoker]

Fa-la-la-la-la, I wear wool socks.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

I wear the most obnoxious Christmas sweater that is as opposite as possible from my regular clothes. People don't recognize me until they get a better look at my face after being distracted by how horrifyingly colorful and out of character this fucking thing is. It's exactly the kind of garment I'd burn in a heartbeat if I didn't appreciate it's polar opposition for the sake of the ugly Christmas sweater tradition. If you think that's an overreaction to a festive sweater, you just don't know about the outdated pop culture reference on it. It's magnificently awful.

 

[Cobson Gemson]

My cock is the gayest apparel I don

 

[Testacles Maximus]

A leather cowboy hat and nothing else.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

probably this jumper someone gave me

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Flared corduroys with platform shoes

 

[equinsu_ocha]

Cable knit sweaters with tweed pants, wool dress socks and fancy little ankle boots.

 

[Day Drinking]

A used murrsuit I got off dealers den for cheap. I'm a musky husky UwU

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Really fucking fluffy slippers.

 

[Rozzy]

Femboy outfit, knee socks, skirt and T shirt with furry print.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Penis costumes

 

[generic sauce]

Fa-la-la-la-la, I wear wool socks.

nigga im wearin alpaca wool socks

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I wear assless chaps, because I be shittin' on deez hoes.