What doth life?

[The Spoils of War]

Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless stew of cosmic oblivion? Or is it vice reversa?

 

[オプセック]

Yes, I'm walking cosmic oblivion. And you're all fleshy blips in my stew. Thanks for asking!

 

[Spergichu]

Taste the pain!

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Life, you could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way. Life! Adolescence was better: went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Dyke

 

[dedd_bart_lel]

I'm just a thoughtocoster. I'm a conundrummer, in a band called life puzzler.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

It's about advancement and Evolution, which has been stifled hard for the last 60 years in a human form, fuck the digital form

 

[W'rkncacnter]

I'm a survivor, we're a dying breed.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Brb gonna whip my wiggers, they’re getting uppity.

 

[HeyYou]

Yowser, this town's gone bowser

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Taste the pain!

Take that!

 

[The Spoils of War]

Brb gonna whip my wiggers, they’re getting uppity.

And what do you call these "wind monkeys"? Wiggaboos?

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

you are all just reflections that I have created to amuse myself while eternity turns

really...check it out

solipsism. I am the only real person in the universe and it's all my creation.

 

[starborn427614]

Fate. Destiny. Fatestinatey. People toss those words around like tennis balls. Well, I eat balls for breakfast.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Okay, you look normal. Now, just act normal. Clutch the dark purple hairs of the galloping orangutan of normalcy and ride, nigga, ride!

 

[The Spoils of War]

Fate. Destiny. Fatestinatey. People toss those words around like tennis balls. Well, I eat balls for breakfast.

I know my purpose is righting wrongs. I'm the wrong-righter, but I don't need you to call me that. I have special needs.

 

[The Magnificence]

Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless stew of cosmic oblivion? Or is it vice reversa?

Pour yourself a whiskey, slam it back, repeat until you stop thinking about that kind of shit or black out, whatever happens first.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

you are all just reflections that I have created to amuse myself while eternity turns

really...check it out

solipsism. I am the only real person in the universe and it's all my creation.

What's the solipsist cope for being raped? I always felt like that fucks up the entire perspective.

 

[not william stenchever]

Shoutout to all the niggas in the thread that don't get it.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

What's the solipsist cope for being raped? I always felt like that fucks up the entire perspective.

it's just masturbation really. Remember you are God and He is looking to experience the fullness of the universe that He created, in all it's glory and all it's filth.

Same for violence and murder, it's just self harm really in pursuit of experiences.

Really solipsism is and always was meant to be a rather silly thought experiment that some people took a wee bit to serious so it doesn't really hold up to close scrutiny.

I was taught solipism in my high school debate club as a exercise in attacking and defending a position you don't believe in due to it's silliness.

Shoutout to all the niggas in the thread that don't get it.

Hey bunghole why don't you cease your inner yapping ok?

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

We are sons of god, materialized to live life for the fullest and see the beauty of the world and our ability to improve it. Go Fuck yourself Redditor.