- Dołączono
- 24 Gru 2018
Like, yeah, I get having sex, but you've gotta stop once in a while to shitpost on the Kiwifarms, right? So what do you do with a harem when you're not having sex with them?
What does one do with a harem?
- Twórca wątku Sexy Senior Citizen
- Data rozpoczęcia
-
🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
-
Want to keep track of this thread?
Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
Create account
- Dołączono
- 23 Gru 2019
Secks
- Dołączono
- 17 Gru 2021
Haram things
Grub
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 2 Lip 2021
They they feed you grapes and wine from golden cups and use giant feathers or palm fronds to fan you.
- Dołączono
- 31 Mar 2021
Play autistic multiplayer games with your women.
- Dołączono
- 1 Sie 2021
Autist history nerd pedantry, but ackshually harems were more status symbols for kings and sultans than nonstop sex parties honestly.
More often than not, the king or sultan or emperor would have his favorites who actually spent time in his bedchambers, and the rest just lounged and schemed and bitched, often murdering and mutilating each other (or their children) for attention, power, and favor.
That isn't to say they didn't get around with them, because obviously they did. It's just that that wasn't always going on.
More often than not, the king or sultan or emperor would have his favorites who actually spent time in his bedchambers, and the rest just lounged and schemed and bitched, often murdering and mutilating each other (or their children) for attention, power, and favor.
That isn't to say they didn't get around with them, because obviously they did. It's just that that wasn't always going on.
33l
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 23 Lut 2022
fuck bitches with my monster cock
- Dołączono
- 23 Cze 2016
Why would you want to be around women when you're not having sex with them?
- Dołączono
- 10 Mar 2020
make a sandwich
- Dołączono
- 24 Gru 2018
Depending on your harem's size, that's a lot of sandwiches...
- Dołączono
- 29 Maj 2021
Seck: A hypothetical singular form of the noun secks. A round of sexual intercourse is composed of infinitely many secks, much like the area under a curve in integral calculus is composed of infinitely many line segments. The use of "seck" is hypothetical because it is impossible to give or receive only one seck.
- Dołączono
- 30 Cze 2021
Use your fanatically loyal harem as an army to take over a small country.
- Dołączono
- 27 Mar 2019
That's where you're wrong, pal. You won't be able to so much as hug a member of your harem without other members and causality itself inventing new ways to cockblock you.
- Dołączono
- 29 Cze 2016
Seduce them into playing hoary board games with me, the kind no one else will play. The kind where you're an Austrian rye baron exchanging wooden cubes among your fellow players.
- Dołączono
- 19 Cze 2019
Give them all funny hats.
- Dołączono
- 27 Sty 2020
well you could leave them to their own devices, but be aware theres going to be alot of schemes.
- Dołączono
- 3 Lut 2013
Wear them like gloves and socks when the nights get cold.
- Dołączono
- 22 Sie 2020
Things you do with a harem
-complain about how much providing for all these women costs you
-complain about them doing women things like being catty bitches to each other all the time and plotting with the eunuchs to overthrow you
-complain about them getting fat because they just sit around all day doing nothing waiting for you to fuck them
-complain about how much providing for all these women costs you
-complain about them doing women things like being catty bitches to each other all the time and plotting with the eunuchs to overthrow you
-complain about them getting fat because they just sit around all day doing nothing waiting for you to fuck them