What do you like about Ethan Ralph? - Unironically.

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During the peak of IBS, the debates arguments that took place on his streams were genuinly entertaining to watch. Around this time he also managed to pull in some great guests for a channel of his size, which is an impressive feat.

A bit more recently, I have to thank Ralph for being such quality entertainment over the past 2-3 years. All of the Covid bullshit often had me quite down but Ralph was reliably there to make me laugh through the whole thing - however unintentionally it may have been.
 
Ralph is unintentionally funny.

His ability to curb suffering the worst fate for his actions and remain unscratched but still get fucked is pretty hilarious. He is like DSP, if DSP was total trailer trash.

An example would be being able to avoid jail time but due to his course of his actions, he now is hiding out in a shitty Mexican hovel to avoid litigation and child support.
 
His willingness to shit his pants live, day after day, clip after clip. He’s so dedicated to the grift that he doesn’t even have time to go to the bathroom. Serious Sigma male grindset vibes.
 
Ralph is very entertaining, probably the most entertaining lolcow in existence at the moment. But even that's starting to slip a bit. The Gunt Hunt stuff is funny, but it feels like it peaked at Portugal II and now he's afraid to go out and do more stupid shit to embarrass himself with. Maybe he's legitimately worried about head trauma seeing how often he gets punched in the face.
Here's hoping Ralphamania rejuvenates some of that all time banger energy.
 
Despite the fact that Ralph has stated that he wants me dead and hanging from a ceiling, I will say that I do find Ralph entertaining. Unlike the other cows on this site, Ralph genuinely makes me laugh at his antics. He isn't like other cows, especially like the trannies over at Stink Ditch, that make me cringe in abject horror. Instead Ralph brightens my day with his impotent hollering and tough guy bravado.
 
I like that he genuinely pisses a lot of people off by essentially doing shit everyone else does and he leans into being this places' villain. It is absolutely hilarious how much he pisses some people off here on these boards. There are faggots here that spend ALMOST 24/7 on here seething at him instead of living an actual life.
 
His principled, consistent, anti-zionism (since the age of thirteen!).

I'm not even kidding; it's nice to have a dumb southern goycattle to laugh at without having to feel like I'm betraying an ally.
 
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His principled, consistent, anti-zionism (since the age of thirteen!).

I'm not even kidding; it's nice to have a dumb southern goycattle to laugh at without having to feel like I'm betraying an ally.
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but he hasn't been, he has flip flopped over this just like everything else. He even tried to discredit the dude who had the dog he killed by saying he was a Jew so it was totally based to bully him. Like everything else with ralph his stances change to please whatever retards he's trying to fit in with.
 
I like Ralph for the fact that even when I'm having one of those days where nothing goes right, everything is shit and I get home exhausted and find myself wondering how the fuck I'm gonna make it through another day, I can look at Ralph and be genuinely glad that I'm not him.
I like that Ralph always cheers me up with how fucking terrible his life choices are.
 
I love that he absolutely has no shame or embarrassment in his 600lb body nobody in the world would ever release a sextape where he thumbs a starfish and eats it on camera thinking it's the new Kim K and Ray J sex tape
 
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