What do you do when you're sad?

[Ratboy Genius]

to stop feeling so sad

 

[Soycast Guy]

Cut my arms because life is paaaaaaaaaiiin maaaaaaaaaan

 

[Lathe]

Murder hookers

 

[Retink]

Call people niggers on the internet.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

I browse Q&A.

 

[Table Country]

Cry. Piss myself maybe. Maybe shit and cum.

 

[ProfessorCuckulus]

cyerbully

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Beat up hookers

 

[The Real Me]

Let my rage bubble until I fall asleep or gnaw my fingers off.

 

[tool]

Put my headphones on and ride my bike around my neighborhood with headphones on.

Either that or just zone out in front of the TV

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Distract myself with certain hobbies. And sometimes wonder as to why I'm sad, that I might potentially do something about it.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Your mom and dad.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Put in earplugs, lock the doors, and pretend nobody is home as I play vidya.

 

[Skitarii]

Beat my wife

 

[Aunt Carol]

Don't make any big plans or life changes, or try to make any organizational/scheduling decisions.

Put yourself to work at an arbitrary physical task if you can. Something with narrow scope, and stick to that scope.

E.g. Life is shit but right this second the goal is to weed the flower bed; you can ruminate over your thousands of failures but you have to do it while your body is in motion.

 

[Barbed Dilator Barbie]

Don't make any big plans or life changes, or try to make any organizational/scheduling decisions.

Put yourself to work at an arbitrary physical task if you can. Something with narrow scope, and stick to that scope.

E.g. Life is shit but right this second the goal is to weed the flower bed; you can ruminate over your thousands of failures but you have to do it while your body is in motion.

Should have read this before I cut my bangs.

As my bangs have already been cut I resort to going on the internet to laugh at ugly trannies so I can feel better about myself, sometimes there is alcohol involved.

 

[Elaine Miller]

The only real solution for sadness is planning. The act of planning implies problem solving. The recognition of a problem, and the act of planning implies that you won’t have that problem forever. I am of the mindset that depression is nearly always situational. Find why, then you can find how.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Take a long walk usually. No music, no phone, just me and my thoughts.

Taking a nap and having my cat sleeping next to me helps also

 

[Butterschmalz]

Pretending to be a nigger. They are never sad.

 

[Feefee81093]

I listen about Chris because he's hilarious and nothing in my life will ever be that bad. Nothing to cheer you up like randomly hearing Chris tell Vanessa how big a dildo he'd take for Ivy.