what do i name my daughter?

[stupid orc]

she’s due September 20th.

 

[RACISM]

Name her "I hate niggers".

 

[Buttz McSmellington]

Anything but Cozy Rozy.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

Ask them their pronouns first.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

You could try these maybe:

• Philomena
• Lisa
• Judy
• Laura
• Josephine
• Octavia
• Valerie
• Sharon
• Alexandra

 

[MrTroll]

Joshandra Moonique.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Lilith, Penelope, Isabella, Sophie, Persephone, Alice, Zooey, Erin, Clara, Liz.
All perfectly good names.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Stephanie Bustcakes.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Adolfa

 

[*sigh*]

Collateral Damage.

 

[Nuns with guns]

Sneed is a nice, traditional girl name.

 

[Overcast]

Sophia

 

[This ruined Sonic]

Name her after a Christian saint.

 

[eDove]

Give her something unique enough to where she'll know she's being called out to in a public space, but not so unique that employers won't hire her.

All of these fake single-mom names are sending society on a greater downturn. I think it's important for a name it have some semblance of history to it. Braidleigh, Nevaeh, etc. are only, and will only, be relevant to this time period.

So, I'd recommend something classic (and feminine) or an anglo'ed version of a foreign name. My real name is kind of the latter and people love it.

 

[Shroom King]

Give her something unique enough to where she'll know she's being called out to in a public space, but not so unique that employers won't hire her.

All of these fake single-mom names are sending society on a greater downturn. I think it's important for a name it have some semblance of history to it. Braidleigh, Nevaeh, etc. are only, and will only, be relevant to this time period.

So, I'd recommend something classic (and feminine) or an anglo'ed version of a foreign name. My real name is kind of the latter and people love it.

^This. Aim for something that you would see in Victorian England, like, you know, Victoria.

 

[Kürtzl]

Keileshaniqua Bon Qui Qui

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Shi Pepu

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Accident.

 

[Tinnitus]

Designated Female, in case she gets trooned out by a teacher for a memorable deadname

 

[Feefee81093]

Crystal