what did you get detention for?

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I skipped school to go shopping

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I showed my friends hentai in a computer class.

 

[Feefee81093]

Dude I was framed. I didn't do nutin. I was just a shy fat little wall flower and my 1st grade teacher hated me. Preppy girl passed me a gross chewed pencil and the teacher and librarian blamed me for it. It was some straight up Making a Murderer shit. I was fat and lazy anyway, I didn't want to play outside.

 

[Catler]

I got along real well with one of the teachers, but would do stupid shit to show off. So I’d set challenges for myself, can I get this paper airplane to the other side of the room? If not give me detention.

I was like 8-9 at the time and found it funny.

I showed my friends hentai in a computer class.

One guy in my middle school did this, but with gay porn. He ended up having to switch schools in the end from harassment :/

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Dude showed me hentai in a computer class. So it wasn't my fault when I got caught jacking it in the library the next year.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I brought in a plastic baggie of dogshit and I used Q tips to apply it under the keycaps of my English teacher. She was a real fucking cunt.

 

[Uncle Sid]

Pouring a 2L bottle of salt water into the coin slot on the Pepsi machine so it was spitting out free drinks for everybody.

 

[JethroTullamore]

He ended up having to switch schools in the end from harassment :/

Sounds like he deserved it.

I sucked dick in the hadicap stall for Yugioh cards.

 

[Catler]

Sounds like he deserved it.

He did, but for other reasons.

 

[Glep]

Some little nigger lied and said I called her a nigger in sixth grade, so I figured that if I'm going to get in trouble for things I didn't say, I might as well say them. Nigger.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Calling a middle eastern substitute teacher a suicide bomber in elementary school

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

Me and my friends got detention for drawing pictures of our teachers getting murdered by hundreds of stickmen.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Took a shit in the air vents

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I don't even remember, all I know is I wasn't allowed to participate in our 6th grade field day which was complete bullshit.

 

[Rozzy]

Not doing my homework.

 

[Day Drinking]

There was a group of guys surrounding some other weirdo showing hentai in class. The teacher got curious and busted us because I kept saying "she would look better with fox ears."

 

[Ass Johnson]

It always involved skipping class, tobacco, or using a proxy to circumvent the content blocking system to go on MySpace.

These were common occurrences and I ended up with suspensions as the year went on and offenses accrued. I still have no idea how I graduated in four years, or at all really.

 

[draggs]

skipping class, skipping lunch to go down to the gas station and get food for other kids (made a lot of money ((for a high schooler)) that way lol), smoking weed in the woods by the track during gym class, etc

 

[Coelacanth]

I dunno. I was in detention so many times I can't remember what for.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I was never in detention. I was a good boy.