What did Null do to you? - Thread for Null-victims

[Useful_Mistake]

I had the science-men do thems sciences, and it turns out that up to 80% of all of US' obesity can be traced back to Null's feeding campaigns. It is said that Null is "das horror".

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Back in 1967, when I was making out with my first girlfriend, Null jerked me off at super speed so it would seem like I nutted at just a woman's touch

The man uses his super powers for evil! This cannot stand!

 

[Canoodler]

I once saw Null out in public, I walked up to him and said 'hello', and the asshole pretended not to notice me.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I once saw Null out in public, I walked up to him and said 'hello', and the asshole pretended not to notice me.

Such horror! Does the evil of Joshua Evilson Moon know no bounds?

 

[Local Fed]

I once saw Null out in public, I walked up to him and said 'hello', and the asshole pretended not to notice me.

I once had a similar experience with him except instead of ignoring me he loudly yelled "SORRY CHAT, NO MORE SUPER BERRIES TODAY. BUH BYEEEE!" and started blaring some AI song about troons from his backpack with built in speakers.

 

[Pharaoh Fungus II]

I made a batch of moon pies, and went out to the local park to sit near the pond and snack while I watched the ducks. Null then came up, swatted my homemade moon pies to the ground, then stomped on them while calling me the worst pizza topping. He then poured bread crumbs over me, which caused the ducks to attack and try to eat me (he didn't even care that bread crumbs are harmful to ducks), and while the ducks were attacking me he ran off while badly singing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.

To this day I can no longer look at moon pies or ducks the same way I used to.

 

[TractorGirl]

He still hasn’t raped me. Maybe he doesn’t know where Australia is?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He still hasn’t raped me. Maybe he doesn’t know where Australia is?

He might be afraid that he isn't the biggest predator there.

 

[Neodanthril]

He could not get pale moon browser to play nice with infinite chan. He also refused to make the threads wide, something about "gutter space." I'm glad he has seen reason and added a W I D E mode to the farms

Spoiler

Null if you actually read this I have nothing but respect for you and you absolutely made the right decision to not waste your time on pale moon

 

[Verpa Teutonica Ingens]

Segmentation fault: core dumped

 

[Quintus]

He ate all my banana peppers then called me a faggot.

 

[SandyCat]

I saw Null murder a fat lady behind a gas station in 1978

 

[AnOminous]

I saw Null murder a fat lady behind a gas station in 1978

And?

 

[Shartavius]

I blame Josh for this trend of AI-generated Youtube thumbnails in which black men ask if children miss their mommy:

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=times+murderers+showed+no+remorse

 

[Pagan Min]

Null used his special Kiwi magic and reversed the gravity around me, hoping I'd float off into space! Unluckily for him, I grabbed my keyboard and am typing this as --

Oh no, I accidentally let go!


Help!!!


I'm floating away...

 

[Abella]

He showed up to my house again last night with a pepperoni pizza from domino’s and a vanilla sheet cake with chocolate frosting. I have one of those ring doorbell cameras and he rang it, which turned on the camera and sent a video feed of him saying “I’m back again my dear, it’s time to feed”.

 

[Haramburger]

He made me a mod.

Fired me, then continues to call me a mod on stream

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Fired me, then continues to call me a mod on stream

I guess he just really misses you

 

[glass_houses]

Fired me, then continues to call me a mod on stream

Or should we play Hotel California instead?