What did Null do to you? - Thread for Null-victims

[Waifu Days]

This feels like a mixture of Austin Powers and the Brotherhood of Steel

Just the plot of Goldfinger. Joshua Silverfinger, I guess.

 

[lurklad]

Null made me develop a hobby that most people outside this forum think it's retarded and weird.

Still i'll never give up my banana peppers.

 

[Garamok]

Null made me aware of AGPs

 

[Useful_Mistake]

In response to a "how often does null make you cry" question:

Every time he touches me in my no-no zone.

Null has never made me cry. In fact, he told me to kill myself, and then I later gave him money.

Ever tiem

Twice, the latter time when he wipes his cock on the teddy bear.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Null broke my heart when he sank my Null x Chantal ship.

 

[SIGSEGV]

In response to a "how often does null make you cry" question:

Get your own material, faggot.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Get your own material, faggot.

No

 

[Lidl Drip]

Null broke my heart when he sank my Null x Chantal ship.

Didn't Chantal sink it by getting married to a mooslim?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Didn't Chantal sink it by getting married to a mooslim?

Islam allows polygamy, so it's all good.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Didn't Chantal sink it by getting married to a mooslim?

Null had years to make his move. Don't act like she didn't get tired of waiting for him.

 

[Lizard Pope]

I went to feed my dog this morning and found him bugging my dog.
He also stole a beggin strip.
How the fuck did he get over the fences?

 

[Sundae]

He sold my pog collection on ebay for a fraction of what it's worth, and used the money to buy caffeinated gum (that he chews before his streams for an energy boost). To add insult to injury, he sold me to a circus as if I was some sort of slave. Now I'm stuck running errands for drunken, depressed clowns and cleaning up after the animals for the next ten years (on the plus side I get all the free peanuts and cotton candy I can eat, so glass half full and all that).

Also he fed the alligators in my alligator farm atrazine and now they're all a bunch of sissies. Now I can't sell them for meat or for wrestling at cheap tourist traps.

 

[AnOminous]

How the fuck did he get over the fences?

*teleports behind you*
nothing personnel, kid

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

male feministed

 

[KolKinhs]

null broke into my house and force-fed me soylent

 

[Blackstar]

He harvested my user data and sold it for pizza

 

[Sniperwoof]

He touched me in my no no place and then leaned in close and whispered

"The niggerfaggot fears the schizoposter."

 

[Bone Santa]

He was mean in the UFO thread and that made me an angry andy

 

[Dr Cruel]

 

[TV's Adam West]

Null called me a joyless faggot then demanded I pay him crypto. I told him I don't know about crypto and then he called me a nigger cattle.

Anyway I had to send him even more crypto for wasting his time and then in return, he swatted me for being a faggot.