What did Null do to you? - Thread for Null-victims

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He refused to do the 2 seconds of work it would have taken to give me access to my old account with a new email address.

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I was walking home one night, and suddenly a fat bearded man came out from the shadows, spanked my ass and whispered to me with an awfully nasally voice "nigger faggot."

I would later learn that this was Joshua Connor Moon, also known online as Null; serial sexual predator and owner of the Kiwi Farms.

That fucking face, that droopy wide-eyed face. It still sends chills down my spine. I never recovered.
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null stole my truck and crashed it
 
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I should’ve looked through the first page before posting
I saw Joshua “Null” Moon at a grocery store in Siberia yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Мишка косолапый in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
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My account was only nine months old. I loved Null so much, I watched all of the streams and and read the threads. I'd pray to Null every night before logging off, thankful for the lulz I've been given.
"Null is love", I would say, "Null is life".

My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Null. I called him a lolcow. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me.

It's Null. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my cornfield". He grabs me with his soft feminine hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Null. He tries to penetrate my butthole.

It's soft and doesn't feel like much, but I do it for Null. I can feel my neghole pozzing as my eyes start to water. I push against his silly putty pud. I want to please Null.

He roars a mighty roar, as he dribbles all erver my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Null looks him straight in the eye, and says, "I was really mad that day". Null leaves through my window.

Null is love. Null is life.
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He said I could never be used for a pizza topping, then called me "Soggy Boggy" and ran off after kicking me in the shin (my good shin, too, the one I use for Mongolian Pilates).
 
He asked me the change my name because he hated the expression and added a filter to the phrase "don't touch the ....." "...poo" Now if you type it you get: "don't pozload my neghole" the filter changes, this is literally against freeze peach.
This is worse than China! Still I changed my name and didn't leave the forum, I've probably pissed off mods somehow or another, and yet I still gave money what a fucking retard I must be.
 
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