What comes after death?

[Kiwi & Cow]

Also what was before you were born?

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

What comes after death?​

Hopefully not the mortician.

 

[Space_Dandy]

Ecclesiastes 9:5, “For the living know that they will die, but the dead know nothing at all, nor do they have any more reward." At least until the last day, when the dead are raised for judgement.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Revenge.

 

[Waifu Denier]

We are all already dead and in purgatory for sins in a past life. It's why the world is so shit and god never answers our prayers.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I genuinely believe that there's absolutely nothing after death. It's part of why I'm an atheist. I want to believe there's someone out there looking out for us but I just can't, because I can't imagine an afterlife.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Your consciousness emerges again in the womb of a new mother, but the sheer pain, lack of knowledge and the isolation drives you insane and makes you forget the fragments of your previous life.

 

[paperwork]

your thread gets marked as inactive

 

[Lemmingwiser]

To be remembered first and then to be forgotten.

 

[FamicomGorby]

You wake up in CWCville and realize the real horror has just begun as Magichan scans your brain for dissent.

 

[Cyclonus]

"I'm not afraid of death. I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never hurt me in the slightest."
-Mark Twain.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Credits roll

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

You wake up in CWCville and realize the real horror has just begun as Magichan scans your brain for dissent.

Dying and waking up in Cwcville would be the ultimate nightmare the final horror goddamn Kafka on wheels.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

You are broken down into your constituent molecules, which are recycled through a number of biological processes into other things, and everything goes on.

 

[ilovejews]

You're trapped in a KFC at 1:00 AM packed full of hangry niggers.
You MUST use the bathroom.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Ghost.

 

[splishsplash]

I believe it's just the same feeling you have after you pass out, have hard epileptic seizure or when you are put under anesthesia: just gap of memory where you aren't aware of shit till you gain your consciousness back again. Just nothing, like a sleep without the dreams.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

From what I heard of many eyewitnesses. Those who die end up transcending into realms more forgiving than ours. Those in that other realm ask you what your realm is like.

 

[topsykrets]

what cums after death? nuttin!