Western Animation - Discuss American, Canadian, and European cartoons here (or just bitch about wokeshit, I guess)

[Judge Holden]

So my toddler niece has been full on with her princess phase, but yesterday when she was visiting she happily ordered me to sit with her and watch cartoons. I expected some brainless disney or bluey shit and mentally prepared myself to tune my brain out....but then as I surreptitiously checked my phone I heard an all too familiar opening theme...

Spoiler

Turns out her princess phase has evolved into something far worse. She made me watch the entirety of the first season with her and from how much she was giggling about next weekend she is probably gonna make me watch it with her every time she comes round.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

So my toddler niece has been full on with her princess phase, but yesterday when she was visiting she happily ordered me to sit with her and watch cartoons. I expected some brainless disney or bluey shit and mentally prepared myself to tune my brain out....but then as I surreptitiously checked my phone I heard an all too familiar opening theme...

Spoiler

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wuxulP3rAWk

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TrS6Tkt78V4
Turns out her princess phase has evolved into something far worse. She made me watch the entirety of the first season with her and from how much she was giggling about next weekend she is probably gonna make me watch it with her every time she comes round.

If you separate yourself from the baggage it's usually a nice enough thing

 

[MrLisReal]

Got this trailer for some kind of animated show. They didn't even attempt to be subtle, it's straight-up about a transwoman with magic. I'm more aware of this guy being trans than of anything else that's going on in Olympia.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bLsdPsiLmzo

You can just hear those strained vocal chords trying to reproduce a feminine voice. Hope all those feminine voice lessons were worth it tranny!

 

[penninkfaget]

toddler niece

she's part of the show's target audience, at the very least

 

[Cleverbot]

So my toddler niece has been full on with her princess phase, but yesterday when she was visiting she happily ordered me to sit with her and watch cartoons. I expected some brainless disney or bluey shit and mentally prepared myself to tune my brain out....but then as I surreptitiously checked my phone I heard an all too familiar opening theme...

Spoiler

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wuxulP3rAWk

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TrS6Tkt78V4
Turns out her princess phase has evolved into something far worse. She made me watch the entirety of the first season with her and from how much she was giggling about next weekend she is probably gonna make me watch it with her every time she comes round.

That actually sounds really sweet. Just don't let her use the Internet unsupervised.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Guys, I'm trying to watch Brother Bear. I remembered the overall story being decent but holy fuck I forgot how desperately they tried to be funny with those fucking moose and all the other animals. It's so annoyyyyyinnnnnng.

Brother Bear is basically Ice Age but written by people who didn't understand what made Ice Age charming.

Turns out her princess phase has evolved into something far worse. She made me watch the entirety of the first season with her and from how much she was giggling about next weekend she is probably gonna make me watch it with her every time she comes round.

My man, I say this entirely without irony, MLP:FIM is a legitimately good children's show. It's got a decent production value, most of the characters are pretty fun, and the writing and VA work doesn't make you as the babysitter want to kill yourself. If you ignore all the brony shit it's a good old fashioned kid's cartoon like the kind they used to air in the early 2000s.

 

[Judge Holden]

My man, I say this entirely without irony, MLP:FIM is a legitimately good children's show. It's got a decent production value, most of the characters are pretty fun, and the writing and VA work doesn't make you as the babysitter want to kill yourself. If you ignore all the brony shit it's a good old fashioned kid's cartoon like the kind they used to air in the early 2000s.

I get that, and I agree with what you and others have said about the show in and of itself not being that bad in the context of a literal baby child show for literal baby childs. Its more the wider context that makes me feel like some kind of cosmic joke was being played on me to come face to face with what is by now a legitimately ancient well of autistic horror. She is still a little too young to understand much of it but she enjoyed it plenty and it beats 99% of the currentyear cartoon slop so I don't mind enduring the occasional vietnam flashbacks while watching it with her.

Now if it was steven universe she put on I would have dropkicked her out the goddamn window

 

[Kari Kamiya]

So apparently foids on tiktok are lusting over conan o'brien's character in toy story 5

Literally gooning to a potty-training toy. Perhaps these women shouldn't ever breed.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Literally gooning to a potty-training toy. Perhaps these women shouldn't ever breed.

PERHAPS?

Now if it was steven universe she put on I would have dropkicked her out the goddamn window

Steven Universe is such a weird show. I legitimately couldn't tell you if its audience demographic even still exists in the modern day.