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So about that…

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I genuinely liked Backrooms yet holy shit this was not worth it.
How do you even adapt the MC?

The beginning, the only part everyone watched, is the fucking peak of the premise and he even ruined it because he remade the meme parts. Everything past Vol. 1 is seeing Kister throw shit at the wall to see what sticks. It legit just feels like the worst segments of V/H/S stitched together and it even is framed that way because Kister can't connect his own train of thought. No, it isn't even that good. The Mandela Catalogue is what you picture someone doing after you describe what V/H/S is.

You legit forget at times that it started with the implication that Christianity has been subverted. Hell, it's so boring at times I even forgot that alternates play a role in it. I get this guy wasn't even 20 when he started, but it fucking shows. The only times I was mildly interested was when he did recreate Mr. Nobody or the CGI models used, and even then I was still bored out of my skull. Wendigoon keeps hyping this guy as "the next Spielberg" and all I can think off is that cringe inducing ending to I think Vol. 4 when Kister's third character in the story confronts no Gabriel in front of a green screen church and dies crying blood.

There's no way you can adapt this shit into anything even in the realm of a YouTuber movie without massively overhauling it. This adaptation will be on the level of Ready Player One if it happens.
 
So about that…

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I genuinely liked Backrooms yet holy shit this was not worth it.
Wasn't he desperately trying to sell the movie rights or a screenplay a few years ago? I guess somebody finally bite. I can't wait for MC to suddenly be main channel content again and Wendi suck off Alex like he never abandoned him.
I gave up 3 minutes in with him sperging on how the "movie beat Star Wars" and sucking the director's cock, but I kept fast forwarding to see when he actually starts talking about the actual film, and it's 25 minutes in. At least I think so.
Him humble bragging about hanging out with celebrities and walking the red yellow carpet first while the paparazzi takes photos was more annoying to me than the glazing. He also mentioned a Getty image of him but I can't find it.
Not Local 58 or Gemini Home Entertainment? Laaaaame.

I'm glad Analog Horror is basically dead now. The failed and struggling directors are about to flood the genre. Like the authors did on creepy pasta. Not like this kiwisisters.....
Local 58 and GHE are a lot stricter with their media format which will never work for movies unless it is just a traditional film. I bet you it is going to be like Sinister where the main character just watches tapes and uncovers the mystery.
How do you even adapt the MC?

The beginning, the only part everyone watched, is the fucking peak of the premise and he even ruined it because he remade the meme parts. Everything past Vol. 1 is seeing Kister throw shit at the wall to see what sticks. It legit just feels like the worst segments of V/H/S stitched together and it even is framed that way because Kister can't connect his own train of thought. No, it isn't even that good. The Mandela Catalogue is what you picture someone doing after you describe what V/H/S is.

You legit forget at times that it started with the implication that Christianity has been subverted. Hell, it's so boring at times I even forgot that alternates play a role in it. I get this guy wasn't even 20 when he started, but it fucking shows. The only times I was mildly interested was when he did recreate Mr. Nobody or the CGI models used, and even then I was still bored out of my skull. Wendigoon keeps hyping this guy as "the next Spielberg" and all I can think off is that cringe inducing ending to I think Vol. 4 when Kister's third character in the story confronts no Gabriel in front of a green screen church and dies crying blood.

There's no way you can adapt this shit into anything even in the realm of a YouTuber movie without massively overhauling it. This adaptation will be on the level of Ready Player One if it happens.
A movie could be a good reset point for MC. Alex has some good ideas, but lacks the skill to do a heavy character focused story like he intended. If he takes a backseat as the idea guy and lets a competent writer translate his work he might have something intresting. A bodysnatching demonic invasion with lots of body horror would be some kino horror (on paper).
 
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