Weird looking men thread - Men that are odd looking, celebrity or otherwise

[Dysnomia]

Excellent!

Spoiler: Hippy Mr.Burns

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Two rock entries:
Steven Tyler
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Now looks like he's permanently role playing Captain Jack Sparrow. His daughter dodged a bullet in looks department.

Gene Simmons

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There's a reason why he's always wearing sunglasses. Not to mention everyone has a negative story to tell about him.

I always thought that Steven Tyler would have been a bit more attractive looking if he was born female. It's like God made some weird mistake.

The only original Kiss member that's kinda ok looking without the makeup is Peter Criss. They should have never taken the makeup off. Ace has got to be the worst though. He was never good looking to begin with. But he's so bloated and distorted now that he looks like a balloon animal.

Anyone remember DENNY? I don't think I have the whole collection of his posts unfortunately
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And some other assorted specimens
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That guy with the teeth has a fused central incisor. This should have been taken care of when he was a kid. If my kid's teeth looks like that I'd work five jobs to fix them. What an awful fate.

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This retard, who is a side character for a lolcow I’m currently tracking.

How can every part of someone's body look like a potato?

Lucas Steele.
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It's like aliens created an android to infiltrate humanity. Nothing about this is right.

 

[I'm a Silly]

Sam Hyde is extremely difficult to look at. He looks like he smells very bad. I feel like the grotesqueness is played up a bit with the horrible glasses and hair but the fact is, that's how he looks, and it's an insult to my eyes.
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& @Neurotypical Mantis --
I wish now that I had preserved the dorsal nudity SH posted to his xitter some time ago -- I found it repellant not due to his lack of being ripped, but rather due to the chimpanzee-like brevity of his butt crack. Honest to Pete, it must have been a mere 2 inches, max. For the brave and stalwart researchers, it was from 1-2 years ago, and in black and white. My searches came up bupkis.

 

[PandaChai]

how did you not add the best picture
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[Sparkling Yuzu]

Genetically Modified Skeptic has a weird, smug face and his lips look like a puckered asshole when he speaks. His hair is greasy, his nose is weird and I hate how his eyes are spaced and set in his head.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Genetically Modified Skeptic has a weird, smug face and his lips look like a puckered asshole when he speaks. His hair is greasy, his nose is weird and I hate how his eyes are spaced and set in his head.

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I'm not sure about wierd or ugly, but I do feel my fist clenching as I look at him.

 

[Catloaf]

I'm surprised that nobody posted this spic:

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

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Henry Waxman possibly the ugliest man in existence that can't blame his looks on a congenital abnormality... Other than being a kike.

this guy looks like a mr potatohead right?

 

[nonnita]

Not nearly on the same level of many in this thread, but going by a couple "Hottest Celebs of 2023" lists these are supposedly some of the best looking men on earth.
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damn... he looked really good. now he has that homo habilis facial structure. why do some of these celebs go the plastic surgery way?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Adam Young of Owl City gives me uncanny valley vibes.

 

[Radion_Godiva]

I'm surprised that nobody posted this spic:
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This thread went ten pages before Big Ed showed up, we should be ashamed of ourselves.

 

[877-CASH-now]

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damn... he looked really good. now he has that homo habilis facial structure. why do some of these celebs go the plastic surgery way?

The thing that kills me is that they could buy themselves much better plastic surgery than they do.

 

[DumbDude43]

The thing that kills me is that they could buy themselves much better plastic surgery than they do.

that's what they all think before they get it

 

[PandaChai]

I'm not sure about wierd or ugly, but I do feel my fist clenching as I look at him.

There's probably a good thread in that, "Punchable Faces". I know there used to be a subreddit for it and there's the German word "Backpfeifengesicht", a face in need of a fist.

 

[Waifu Days]

the Big Mac King . . .

Don Gorske​

 

[DumbDude43]

the Big Mac King . . .

Don Gorske​

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>Gorske met his wife, Mary, in September of 1973
>He proposed to her in the parking lot of a McDonald's
>they married in December 1976, with Gorske eating a Big Mac before the start of the ceremony

God-Emperor of America

 

[FiveStarAce]

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damn... he looked really good. now he has that homo habilis facial structure. why do some of these celebs go the plastic surgery way?

Free Plastic surgery Coupons are literally the content of Oscar goody bags handed out to attendees, plus ALL actors, sadly, are absolute 100% super retards.

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

He kinda reminds me of cobes in the top right photo but like if he dropped the gothic bad boy crust punk who listens to ozzy and acdc persona and had a flowers for algernon thing happen to him.

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Henry Waxman possibly the ugliest man in existence that can't blame his looks on a congenital abnormality... Other than being a kike.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Not just suits, a lot of male (and female but that really needs a thread of its own) models are generally really odd looking these days. Was looking for a shirt for Mr. Salesman and realized that I can't really evaluate the shirt when they put the most bizarre looking individual in them, I mean, how can I look at the clothes when they put them on a guy with fucking vitiligo of all things, or pull the hotline to afterlife to call Dylan Roof to model, or get the local fashionista necromancer to reanimate the one guy that's clearly straight up dead. You're selling clothes not the person, this isn't a slave market, just put them on the most average looking individual, so we see how the garment looks on the average person, instead of staring at the model's face.
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The worst is shopping for female undergarments. No, I did not select plus size. I'm not a fan of the "Victoria's Secret" type model that's borderline anorexic and photoshopped to hell but come tf on.

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damn... he looked really good. now he has that homo habilis facial structure. why do some of these celebs go the plastic surgery way?

He (reportedly) broke his jaw badly in a fall. He's clearly had a lot of work done but I personally think it started with attempts to correct his repaired jaw (whether that be scarring or a change in his jaw shape).

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

>Gorske met his wife, Mary, in September of 1973
>He proposed to her in the parking lot of a McDonald's
>they married in December 1976, with Gorske eating a Big Mac before the start of the ceremony

God-Emperor of America

At their funeral, they will be ceremoniously lowered into a meat grinder and served as big macs.

 

[Registration]

Franck Ribéry was unlucky to be born this ugly, but then at 2 years old he got a massive scar in the face in an accident.