What else is there to do during a pandemic, besides learn to cook, get into an exercise routine, maybe learn a language or an instrument, set up a nonprofit, learn origami, read a bunch of books, or any number of things one could do? I guess watching and commenting on abject stupidity and slovenliness from a glutton and unapologetic pathological liar who desperately (and only) wants some ego fluffing and sympathy counts. Let us continue!
0:13 She’s strugglin’ for words here. Yes, it’s a weightless update. Yes, she’s wearing those retarded glasses that feature what I can only assume are thin plastic lenses with the most mild of prescriptions if anything at all. And dumb as fuck pom-poms on her ears. Those are all I can see now.
She's decided to wear the blue light blocking glasses all the time, I see.
0:30 She feels this isn’t a ‘look at me’ video - it’s a ‘listen to me.’
And yet here we are, both listening to her tale of woe and watching in horror at how terrible she looks.
1:58 Ramblerambleramble The reason she hasn’t done this video is she’s afraid of the backlash and wants her channel to be more about her and less about her body and her weight.
Just as with her laments about all the haydur comments and how bad that is for her muh mentalz, she acts as if she has no control at all over this. Hey, Big Al, you're the one who continues to talk bullshit about how you're not going to talk about your health or weight ever again for the hundredth time, and here we are.
2:33 She’s fucking rambling about her having mental disorders and eating disorders and whatever. She wants to understand why she’s a train wreck.
Because you're a malignant narcissist and pathological liar who lacks the self-awareness and self-control even a three year old has about not eating that fifth ho-ho after downing a pint of ice cream, a mountain of orange chicken, and a package of Milanos.
3:07 Sorry, I’m just going to type cuntwaffle again because it’s fun and my fingers are tingly.
I like it!
3:30 Yes, we’re disgusting assholes. She’s afraid to share because we shame her for her mental illness.
Bullshit. You cunts need to stop using the word "shame" about everything. Someone telling you to get therapy isn't "shaming" you about your very real NPD and all the fake bullshit muh mentalz you self-diagnosed.
4:52 Has a picture-in-picture photo of her scale (holy hell, she figured it out!) that reads 536.4. No image of her on it without support, though, so she’s still a goodly bit below LifeByJen for honesty
Lah. She's definitely closer to 600 than 500.
4:53 ‘As you can see, I’ve put on weight’ LOL Ms. ‘I’m never going to be in the 500s again’ no shit. Claims she’s now only down 30-something pounds when she was originally down over 90, and now she feels it all over her body and she feels disgustingly miserable.
If only there were steps one could take to alter one's life in a positive way that involved only an investment of time and willpower.
5:58 ‘I can blame it on a million different things’ OH FUCK SHE’S BRINGING THE ‘I can’t have a kid’ THING AGAIN. Dude. You dumb bitch. You’re a lesbian. You wouldn’t have a child anyway if you bang Becky to the moon and back. Kinda need a dick or a donation from a sperm bank (which you can’t afford) for el kiddo, dips hit.
I'll never understand this crap from her. She doesn't want kids. It's just another tool in the woe is me bag.
7:14 Oh, we’re supposed to be proud of her because she didn’t order take out today. She confesses to ordering takeout for every single meal with the exception of her Jenny Craig week for the last year.
Except she had Panera AND FILMED IT during that week. JFC.
7:46 Blathers that yes, you can eat out and lose weight, but she orders multiples or the most fatty thing on the menu and she merrily gorges on shit.
WE may be able to do so. But WE are not eating orange chicken shaped into Mt Everest, served by a
Sherpa server. WE also probably do not sit on our asses all goddamned day and night. WE also likely don't sleep 12-14 hours a day, including naps.
8:07 Admits to being weak and she’s a dipshit who has no self control. She deleted Uber Eats off her phone.
"Why should I pay for delivery when I can have my butler/chauffeur drive around and get what I want, for free?"
9:02 BACK TO COUNTING CALORIES. HAS A NEW MYFITNESSPAL ACCOUNT.
"I love WW because I don't have to count calories. I hate that." This will surely work out well.
9:17 HELLOHONEYDEW
Sorry gotta look carefully and make sure I typed that right. Because that’s her new myfitnesspal account. Yup. No typos.
RIP MFP profile number whatever.
Okay, let's start with a few facts. At her new weight, assuming her height is 5'3", (I forget & can't be arsed to confirm on a Friday evening), her BMI is 95. Eating a staggering 4,291 calories per day which is at least twice what most women her height need per day, she maintains her current weight.
So that is, what, about 6K a day over the past few months to boost her over her maintain?
She feels terrible, she tells us. Yet her last few videos have been the epitome of smug, CuntyLynn. She's now counting calories, no longer ordering out, deleted her eating out apps, even! Never mind that ordering from her favorite gastronomic gin joints can be done just as easily as picking up the phone & ordering; I'm sure she's got her favorite items at the forefront of her primitive brain.
And a
slave servant to go get it!
And... she's VagueLynning again. How many calories is she allowing herself per day? She won't tell us because she could be held accountable. If she dropped to a hefty 2,500 calories per day, it would lead to a deficit of almost 1,800 calories per day or a weight loss of 7 lbs. every 2 weeks. WHEN she doesn't produce that, she'd get flack & rightly so.
"Hi, my name is Amberlynn…..I started this channel so I could be held accountable...in my weight loss."
I remember from one of the very recent episodes of M600PL where Dr. Now was telling a 600 pound patient that the life expectancy of people of her size was about mid forties to maaaybe very early fifties. And this was a lady that had an obesity history similar to Amber's, even an slightly smug attitude to match. (She barely lost weight and I think she pretty much had mentally resigned herself to her fate, and even the nagging and tears of a previous caretaker wasn't enough to budge her from the desire and comfort to lay in bed all day and eat and be taken care of.)
That would be
Cindy, whose original caretaker begged her to go see Dr Gnome, but she clearly did not want to go.
