No real recap for this horseshit - we've all seen it before, there's just less stopping mid-sentence to talk to whoever happened to wander in, as she would do when they were living with the guys. Instead, a word/phrase count!
Like: 41
I am down, total pounds down, variants: 11
Number of fast food references by name of restaurant: 7
Claiming awesome new support/throwing Becky under the bus: 5
Using words incorrectly, obsessed/literally edition: 5
Bitching about her hair, makeup, the lighting, location: 4
My highest weight, 572.4, or 600 pound references: 4
Portion sizes, which people have tried to talk about with her for years, which she rejected but now accepts: 4
Stupid schoolgirl giggling/claiming it's weird and awkward to be filming a video (Ed.: you have a YT channel, bitch, it's literally YOUR JOB!): 4
Binge: 3
GrammarLynn, who supposedly is "OCD" about grammar, in the house: 3
"Today's one of them days"
"I was doing good"
"Wear me some tennis shoes"
Let's do this (thing): 3
Calls it a weighin (moment!) without an actual weighin: 2
I don't even know/I don't understand: 2
Super: 2
Doesn't want to be a WL channel: 1
(But will keep talking about her weight so we know her supposed progress): 2
Hot minute: 1
Let's ignore the past because I learn nothing from it anyway: 1
Lowkey: 1
Proud of herself: 1
Totally not counting calories (but "likes to keep an eye on it"): 1
Trigger: 1
Vibe: 1
Wrong shoes: 1
Something is off - she starts off all "flitter-flutter" & scattered. Her comment about "support she's never had before" is a repeat of what she's said in at least one live, albeit there she managed to use it to throw shade at Becky.
I haven't watched much of her recent lives so don't have any kind of read on this person she says she's talking to. Miss X might be putting on 1 hell of a show which is also being heavily filtered through several Amber levels of delusion.
She claims she doesn't want to meet this person until she's lost some weight & that may be the case but like others, I firmly believe IF this person is real & presenting themselves accurately & IF there are plans to meet up once that weight is lost... if it turns into any kind of relationship or platonic living arrangement, the real Amber will quickly surface. Once she's secured her new vassal, she'll once again start piling on the pounds.
We should just label her cycle the Amberis Fatticus constant. It certainly deserves to be enshrined with the other math and physics constants by now.
Wait wait she said she got a really sharp pain in her calf and had to limp a little bit and now has to wait to exercise again until it stops hurting... Did this bitch really just get a charlie horse and be like "oh no guess I can't exercise for a while". I always walk off charlie horses, unless it's something else.
That's my take on it. And while you or I could walk it off, she can barely walk, so I think she'll just use it as an excuse, much like the wrong shoes, to give herself a simple excuse to park her shelf ass right back on the mattress in front of the couch. And give it up, Big Al. We know it's a fucking mattress, because we can see how Becky gets off the damn couch when she goes to take care of YOUR dog.
I'm confused about how Wifey found Amberlynn at this opportune time.
Supposedly she didn't know about her YT channel. Did she know that she just broke up with her girlfriend of four years?
I thought her instagram was private.
Her IG is public right now, AFAIK. But she doesn't have nearly as many followers there. What she wants us to believe: Wifey had no idea about her YT channnel, and found, utterly by accident, her not-a-famous-person IG, which happens to be under the name "raritycat" and not her own name. Wifey managed to coincidentally find her rather obscurely named IG right when Becky broke up with her and while she was boo-hooing her way to never loving again, because this was the worst thing that ever happened to her (not her "cancer", not being in foster care - nope, it's Becky, with whom she has no chemistry and for whom she was full of luff). Wifey then DMs her, and out of the billions of DMs Big Al claims to get, she opens this one, from just another rando on the internet, who opens with "Hello future wife", and still, even though it's clear by the shit on IG that Big Al has a YT channel, claims not to know about Big Al's channel. Big Al, of course, just believes this, but points Wifey over to the channel. Wifey, totally not a troll or catfish, then doesn't watch any of Big Al's collection of videos and isn't backpedalling immediately based on that, nope. Instead, she's giving Big Al the support that "no one has ever given me", and claims she and Wifey are "just friends" but also that Wifey is the only one she wants to touch in that awkward as fuck live on Thursday.
That's it in a nutshell.
