weigh in, what i ate today takeout edition | day 1 (03/23/21) - Day 1- No weigh in and +2400 Calories consumed

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Geeezuz! The back tits are becoming one with the shelf ass! My eyes!!

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Looks like she is back to wearing her 10 year old 'teal' bra again. You can see it up under her armpits and not across her back. She must have outgrown her new torrid bra.

EDIT: Nope it's the black bra, she just cant wear it correctly anymore.

 

[knobslobbin]

Geeezuz! The back tits are becoming one with the shelf ass! My eyes!!

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Those aren't backtits, they're butterfly wings coming in nicely!
Our gorl is a caterpillar, I mean that would explain the shape

 

[Sparkle Friendo]

Our gorl is setting herself up for failure once again. If she ate 2500 calories everyday she would lose a shit ton of weight already, considering that her BMR sits at around 3700 calories. Greg Doucette said it best: you dont eat 1800 calories if youre at the gym squatting 500lbs. Thats what happens everytime ALR sits down and gets up.

 

[Chorton]

This is the worst she's looked in awhile.

 

[New & Improved Username]

The successes and the not-successes.

She got takeout for plain spaghetti and mashed potatoes. She wont even boil fucking water. King Cobra JFS is a drunk retard and he made his own spaghetti yesterday.

 

[krazy orange cat]

"This won't be a walk in the park, it will be like swimming in a tsunami".

Of course it won't be a walk in the park, because that would actually help her lose weight. We ain't about to be losing no weight here booboo, nor shall we be swimming with our spirit animal, the merwhale.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

So, on day 1, she overeats her calories goal by 600 calories and ate 3 take away meals. She is already failing. From past experiences, she will do better on day 2, then totally quit on day 3. She will blame her mental issues but she will tell us that she feels really guilty about it. Shortly after, she will happily state that she will do Weight Watcher for 200 days, and this time, she will succeed.

 

[OstREEEch]

She has a jet-pack of fat.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

Didn't Becky already include Curvy Calories, 100 days in her list of diets Amber's failed?

38:30 in the archive, Necky confirms Amber has already failed her 100 days of calorie counting.
"100 days of weighing in, nope. Jenny Craig, nope. Weight watchers, nope. Curvy calories 100 days, nope."

This weight loss attempt is called curvy calories, 100 days. The previous was operation curvy calories.
Any ideas when this March 13 clip, that was filmed in the car, actually featured in a video? Why is Becky ranting about the fails?
Edit to add-
With all the pre recording, that clip probably belongs to a video yet to be uploaded. I know she hates lives anyway, but they're also dangerous in terms of her shooting herself in the foot, time line wise. She still maintains that her uploads aren't 'old'.

Couldn't face the whole video, going back up read the brave soul's recaps.

But just..

 

[Red Mask]

You know it’s going to be mostly BAD. COME ON!

 

[Owlflaps]

Just take the L and die pig lol
I'll take my top hats thanks

 

[Pinainas]

Really ninjad that shelf ass with the Youtube logo in the thumbnail.

 

[ADHD]

Our gorl is setting herself up for failure once again. If she ate 2500 calories everyday she would lose a shit ton of weight already, considering that her BMR sits at around 3700 calories.

She can't even limit herself to 3000 calories a day.

This is the worst she's looked in awhile.

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We are in a repeat of 2019, where she allegedly began the year at 560 and ballooned to over 600 by her birthday. Yes, I know she won't admit to anything above 572.4. No, I don't believe it and there is nothing in this world that could change my mind short of a time machine where we go back to that day and she does a live weigh in.

 

[Clotso Coof]

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Look at this pic, then go look at one of the recent side pics of Chantal in her thread. Other than ALRs legendary lahgs, Chantal is catching up really quickly. I think they're the same height?

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

She is bigger thanks ADHD I was just looking for the Eric image. Her layyggs are about the same size if not bigger along with her arms. It dawned on me she does not like images of her sitting like that because it reveals her true size. Its why her shots are mostly shoulder up but there is no way in hell, she is below 600.

Tanking views are making her desperate but still really fucking dull. She is trying to get the weight loss channels to cover her because it gives her a lot of traction. Its not happening though due to their audiences and resolve o2b gets asked constantly, I feel bad tbh.

Cuntal is 5 foot but shorter because her slouch and Amber is about 5 foot or 5ft 1 due to obvious fat.

 

[McBoogerBall]

“I could eat Oreos all day and lose weight as long as it’s within the calories“
I don’t think it works like that

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She offers us a peek inside her mind. No thanks - the only things I see are pre-adolescent levels of conniving & playing stupid head games with herself.

She's set herself a madly ambitious target of roughly 50 lbs. of weight loss in 100 days or slightly over 3 months. She could drop that in a month but she's not & never has been serious about weight loss.

She speaks of "teaching herself" various things about diet & nutrition. She'd be better off learning that or anything from someone who's qualified. She surely is not.

She can cut the crap about obsessions, compulsions & unquenchable urges to order in or eat the wrong stuff. The same awareness she has that her choices suck can be used to prevent willfully making the wrong choices.

But none of these death fats are interested in anything other than trying to be tricksy with sensible eating plans. They almost all end up conniving themselves into an oversized coffin.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Spoiler: Recap. Dumb video don't watch

Intro song with lyrics, "at least it was worth the try~". Poor song choice. When has hamber ever tried?
Gorl got those cottage cheese arms on full display. Nasty cold sore still there.
She weighs in at 551.2. Estimates she's eating over four thousand calories a day.
Talks about how hard it is to be fat.
"It happens.. rully, rully quickly for someone my size."
Talks about how fats get fat. And the sky is blue.
She plans to restrict from over 4k calories a day to a dainty 1,800. I'm sure it will go well.
Talks about what she ate today,
Meal 1: grilled chicken nuggets and a wrap from chik-fil-a
"I want weight loss to be my job." Should try to actually lose weight first, boo.
Meal 2: is three scoops of jamoca almond fudge ice cream from Baskin Robin. Comments "regret and guilt is so strong right now."
Has another urge for more gross food.
Meal 3: Take out, got a pasta and a side of mashed potatoes. But she only ate half of the pasta, she promises.
She went over her calorie budget by 600 calories today, but it's ok.
More rambling about what she can eat, bad food, good food. Blah blah blah.
Video ends with a nice whole-body turn around. With a flattering top that reads, "Mermaids are my spirit animal." I'd say maybe claim a different spirit animal lest you step on the hooves of the Mermaid Royal Jude

She's rully tryeen this time guise!
Images from her little turn-around at the end of the video:

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The seam makes it so deceptive, like she actually has four legs. Then again, I imagine the sweatshop inspectors just staring at this garment in horror, trying not to think of the abomination that would eventually fill it.

 

[Pinainas]

Our gorl is setting herself up for failure once again. If she ate 2500 calories everyday she would lose a shit ton of weight already, considering that her BMR sits at around 3700 calories. Greg Doucette said it best: you dont eat 1800 calories if youre at the gym squatting 500lbs. Thats what happens everytime ALR sits down and gets up.

snake diet would fix her

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

“I could eat Oreos all day and lose weight as long as it’s within the calories“
I don’t think it works like that

It actually does. Just read up on the 'Twinkie Diet'.

Yes, you'll be a physical wreck from malnutrition and seriously devoid on important macros, but you /will/ lose weight so long as you're under your calorie limit. After all, the human body follows the First Law of Thermodynamics - as long as you burn more calories of energy than you intake, operation at a deficit will make the weight come off.

According to Dr. Yoni Freedhoff, an obesity specialist at the Bariatric Medical Institute in Ottawa, Canada, the Twinkie Diet made headlines the world over “because it hammers home one incredibly unfortunate fact — the world doesn’t understand calories.”

ETA: But we know our gorl would eat 3,000 calories of Oreos. Then go eat some Orang Chikn and speggtie and soup/chili because those Oreos wouldn't be filling.