Warhammer 40k

[Belisarius Cawl]

Bald. Why else would Horus go traitor?

Horus inexplicably grows hair only to seethe and mald it all away due to the malign influence of Chaos

 

[Male Idiot]

It was an Abnett lore bulb so take it with some salt, but Brothers of the Snake mentioned that space marines used some shaving cream that stopped hair growth for years.

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

It was an Abnett lore bulb so take it with some salt, but Brothers of the Snake mentioned that space marines used some shaving cream that stopped hair growth for years.

I wonder when the Mechanicus discovered the STC for Nair

 

[Rick The Stick]

Horus inexplicably grows hair only to seethe and mald it all away due to the malign influence of Chaos
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What a goofy, Tony Robbins lookin fucker Horus is.

 

[The Bogwater Flows On]

Horus inexplicably grows hair only to seethe and mald it all away due to the malign influence of Chaos
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He started bald. He died bald.

It's like poetry...

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

He started bald. He died bald.

It's like poetry...

https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Bald_Marines when

 

[Humble Architect]

What a goofy, Tony Robbins lookin fucker Horus is.

I cannot unsee that.

It’s like not seeing Vulkan as Michael Clarke Duncan, especially when he goes full Taladaga Nights on the Iron Hands.

“Don't you put that evil on me! Don't you put that on us! That is NOT Ferrus!”

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I wonder when the Mechanicus discovered the STC for Nair

Mechanicus? No, that is straight from the Sisters in my lore.

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

Mechanicus? No, that is straight from the Sisters in my lore.

 

[Humble Architect]

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[daniel day]

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have you seen the gaping axe wound on the new fulgrim model? That nigga is a tranny snake now. Quick, someone drop 170$ to kitbash fulgrim into Liz Fong Jones.

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

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[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Just like so many black library authors wanting to describe a space marine as being imposing by describing them as "over 2 meters tall", while failing to realize they're just describing them as NBA players.

I mean, they're called "basketball people" for a reason.

Also, damn. Few pages ago was...interesting.

have you seen the gaping axe wound on the new fulgrim model? That nigga is a tranny snake now. Quick, someone drop 170$ to kitbash fulgrim into Liz Fong Jones.

Just put a tiny paper bag on the head and it's almost 1:1.
INB4 "which head?"

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

I mean, they're called "basketball people" for a reason.
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I don't get it ... where's the Salamanders livery?

Also, >muh height is only part of the picture. NBA players don't have the Black Carapace, secondary heart, extremely rapid clotting, the ability to spit acid, massively sped-up thought processes (possibly with the aid of augmetics as well and consider the fact that LeBron James can't even read) etc.

 

[Buckaroo]

NBA players don't have (...) the ability to spit acid

How do you know for sure?

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

How do you know for sure?

That ability would have definitely become a part of TNB during a police standoff

 

[StevieLasVegas]

I don't get it ... where's the Salamanders livery?

What are you talking about? That dreadnought was stolen.

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

What are you talking about? That dreadnought was stolen.

Salamanders should have been in DoW instead of Blood Ravens, complete with a garage full of every last remaining White Scars jetbike

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Salamanders should have been in DoW instead of Blood Ravens, complete with a garage full of every last remaining White Scars jetbike

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

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