Wanna hear a joke?
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- 27 Mar 2019
No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.
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- 5 Mar 2021
You, that's the joke.
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- 2 Maj 2021
What do you call someone with downs who is screeching?
A reeeetard.
A reeeetard.
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- 17 Gru 2021
Knock knock.
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- 2 Maj 2021
Goddamnit it’s the JW’s again.
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- 20 Paź 2021
Is it about the large cases of Incest during the medieval age of royalty?
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- 3 Lut 2022
Man's wife is in a coma
Doctor says "well there's one thing we can try but it's a little unconventional. You have to have oral sex with her"
Man says "Fuck... really?"
Doctor says "I've seen it work"
Man says "well... I'm willing to try..."
Five minutes later guy comes back out. "Doc, she's choking..."
Doctor says "well there's one thing we can try but it's a little unconventional. You have to have oral sex with her"
Man says "Fuck... really?"
Doctor says "I've seen it work"
Man says "well... I'm willing to try..."
Five minutes later guy comes back out. "Doc, she's choking..."
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- 30 Wrz 2018
Why
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- 11 Lip 2020
There was this married couple, George and Barbie, and they have been working at having children of their own.
One night, George came home after work, and he was tired.
Barbie welcomed him home, "Hi, Honey. Rough Day?"
"Yeah," George replied, "I'm tired."
Barbie said, "Well, why don't you and me go upstairs, and we'll have some Breakfast."
"Breakfast," George replied, "At Nine-Thirty in the evening?"
Barbie replied, "Sure, Dear, you bring the MILK, and I'll get an EGG."
Later, they had a boy and a girl, Junior Bacon and Orange Juice. All Part of a Balanced Breakfast.
One night, George came home after work, and he was tired.
Barbie welcomed him home, "Hi, Honey. Rough Day?"
"Yeah," George replied, "I'm tired."
Barbie said, "Well, why don't you and me go upstairs, and we'll have some Breakfast."
"Breakfast," George replied, "At Nine-Thirty in the evening?"
Barbie replied, "Sure, Dear, you bring the MILK, and I'll get an EGG."
Later, they had a boy and a girl, Junior Bacon and Orange Juice. All Part of a Balanced Breakfast.
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- 15 Sty 2018
How about another joke, Murr-ay?
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- 15 Cze 2017
What’s the difference between a carrot and a Hormone? You can’t make a carrot moan,
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Open Window Maniac
kiwifarms.net
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- 15 Paź 2021
Anybody can roast beef, but nobody can pea soup.
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- 17 Wrz 2021
How did Helen Keller drive a car?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
Why was Helen Keller's leg drenched in piss?
Her dog was blind too.
How did Helen Keller break her arm?
Driving down the road she tried to read a stop sign.
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
Why was Helen Keller's leg drenched in piss?
Her dog was blind too.
How did Helen Keller break her arm?
Driving down the road she tried to read a stop sign.
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- 13 Kwi 2022
Why was 10 scared?
He was in the middle of 9-11.
He was in the middle of 9-11.
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- 17 Gru 2021
Fine, next time it will be a no knock warrant you fucking nigger.
BlueSpark
kiwifarms.net
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- 20 Lip 2016
Who is the penguin's favourite aunt?
Antarctica
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- 15 Kwi 2025
What do you call a bukake featuring a Jewish woman?
The creamatorium.
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- 2 Sty 2023
Dr. Dre.
Ventrue
kiwifarms.net
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- 31 Paź 2023
A woman receives an urgent phone call to go to the hospital immediately. When she arrives, a doctor meets her in the emergency room. "Ma'am, I have terrible news. Your husband was in a horrible car accident and is now paralyzed from the neck down. He is unable to speak or respond to anyone. For the rest of his life, you will have to take care of his every need. You will have to feed him, dress him, bathe him. He will never recover. I am sorry." The woman breaks down into convulsions of uncontrollable sobbing and screams, "Oh God, NO! This is worse than anything I could possibly imagine." Doctor says, "Nah. I'm just messin' with ya. He's dead!"