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🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
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- 31 Lip 2014
Clock is ticking Commander... Lets see if he can parkour out of danger and into our hearts tonight with a new video like he promised or if the Muslim controlled police keep him from finishing the fight by putting him in tactical lock-up and/or down.
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- 3 Lut 2013
I hate to be that guy but we don't "deserve" anything.
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- 6 Cze 2013
If it were a normal internet personality I'd agree, but Jace lives at the behest of the taxpayers. He's beholden to us, everyone knows that the obligation that comes with SSDI payments is public performances.
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- 3 Lut 2013
I agree, I was just being silly. :p
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- 18 Cze 2014
I haven't picked the highlights or edited this video so the stunts might be lower quality. Not my fault.
Who's fault it is then? Was the Stunting with Tyce video edited for only the highlights? He said the n word but didn't apologize or cover it up so was this racial motivated free running? So many questions that will never be answered.
Who's fault it is then? Was the Stunting with Tyce video edited for only the highlights? He said the n word but didn't apologize or cover it up so was this racial motivated free running? So many questions that will never be answered.
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- 31 Lip 2014
He meant nigger in a very not racist way I'm sure.
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- 23 Lip 2013
STILL wearing the Me Gusta shirt. I seriously hope it's been being washed..
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- 13 Sie 2014
Everyone of Jace's parkour videos should come with motion sickness warnings. Atleast i know what to watch now if i ever need to tactically vomit
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- 3 Lut 2013
Alright, I'll give this summing up thing a try...
~In his familiar nasally monotone, Jace explains the difference between 'parkour' and 'freerunning' to us noobs. As always, he's wrong. Meanwhile, the stink from Jace's unwashed 'Me Gusta' t-shirt is nearly visible.
~Jaces warms up for his tardkour run. His running shoes are shit. So is his camera.
~Almost immediately winded, Commander Dipstick tardruns about 300 yards give-or-take, in approximately 80 seconds - a time that wouldn't qualify him for the Special Olympics. Of course, Jace claims he's run 1/4 mile (440 yards) because autism.
~Jace almost shows us a parkour trick, but the fence's 'rectangular square faggots' hurt his delicate widdle hands too much and he fails.
~Instead, Jace does a series of poorly executed vaults and poses apparently stolen from the movie "Zoolander".
~Jace informs niggas that tardkour is da bomb.
~Jace shows us how tough he is by almost making a rude gesture at a passing motorist, but fails.
~Jace turns his camera off before he starts barfing.
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- 25 Cze 2013
Knowing that Jace showers on an "as needed" basis, I seriously doubt that. I'm watching it right now.
What the fuck am I doing with my life...
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- 20 Cze 2014
When I have worn a shirt for more than a day, I notice the neck tends to stretch out. So I'm guessing he is washing it.
Also, why does the text keep having seizures?
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- 25 Cze 2013
Motion sickness.
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- 3 Lut 2013
Parkour!
Ah yes. That's a special tardkour move Jace invented himself called the "Look Mommy!"
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- 17 Mar 2014
Somebody buy that man a GoPro. Hopefully Gail will buy him one for Christmas.
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- 18 Cze 2014
No that is Free running because he is clearly doing it to look cool. Get your facts straight noob.Parkour!
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