vlog | trader joes haul, taste test, & getting stuff done [08/31/2020]

[cherryburner]

I think Trader Joe's doesn't like people filming in their stores but she could have still filmed outside

That's never stopped Amber before. I have a feeling she'd LOVE to prop us up in the cart and strut around that store, and being asked to stop filming would make for some great clickbait.
She just straight up can't fit.

 

[Xenomorph]

Ye Gods

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-500 elbees???
Sure gorl

The delusion and her warped perception is severe, look at those arms my god she won’t show layyyg but shows those dumbo ear-like arms?

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

Ye Gods

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-500 elbees???
Sure gorl

Wow. She's carrying an entire ham on each arm. Weight loss is going well I see.

 

[dacwcman68]

It absolutely blows my goddamn mind how Necky and Hamburger have such a nice kitchen with a full gas range and clearly unlimited throwaway money to buy nice cookware/cutlery/etc. and yet 99% of the food they buy consists of microwave box meals. You could make a fucking mac and cheese that's infinitely better than Trader Joe's boxed microwave throw-up with cheese, pasta, butter and milk and I know they have all of that shit in excess there. The sheer laziness of them both to do the bare minimum is astonishing.

E: I guess they may have a flattop stove instead of gas, but the point stands.

 

[Red Mask]

this is like a drug addict getting home w/ their drugs

i think becky is alright. she could do better than amber.

She doesn’t want to though. The “lifestyle” and $$$ is just too damned sweet.

 

[Arcadia]

She used that particular TikTok video because she thinks she looks hot in it.

Well, now we know what she was wearing when she posted that Snapchat with her tits all hanging out. Does anyone remember when she bought it/did anyone at the time match it up with the model on Torrid's site to see how it's supposed to look? It seems very loose around her shoulders but I suppose she had to get a bigger size to accommodate her shelf and gunt.

I thought she wasn't going to talk about her health on YouTube anymore, only Patreon? Good to know her incision is, like, amazeeen.

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Nope, no thinning here, no sir. Also we can tell you were straightening it to try to cover the fact that it's gross and greasy and unwashed, you're not fooling anyone. And that stuff she's using to wash her face does not make it "smooth".
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Holy dandruff. Looks like Becky has been skimping on her bathing duties now that they don't have a yard to hose her down in anymore

 

[Owlflaps]

I love how she "rebranded" her channel and now its only netted her 36K views. How the mighty have fallen.

 

[hydrochloric gunt wash]

Why she would decide to straighten unwashed hair is beyond comprehension, as is why she would repeatedly apply heat to the same limp, grease heavy section of hair 8 times in a fucking row. I suppose when your hairline is already receding, you might as well just go for it. I’m sure smelling like burnt dirty hair will make Becky’s family finally like her.

 

[mekalekahi]

Either amber thinks she cant get back up to 600lbs or she is fine reaching that point again. And if shes waiting for the weightloss specialist, the dr can only do so much and its up to her to follow thru with what they help her with...and im still confused with Becky's current diet. She was worried about eating egg yolks and sugar last year and now shes mainlining trader joes entire cookie line and eating little ceasers.

 

[Soda Sink]

Ye Gods

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-500 elbees???
Sure gorl

 

[Bubblez McGee]

Why do these deathfats feel the need to show us all their unhealthy, sugar laden food, but then claim it really belongs to whomever they live with? Amber tries to convince us that all those cookies and other junk belonged to Becky because her "sweet tooth was poppin!" Fat Amy does the same thing. Her grocery hauls are 99 percent junk food, but she wont admit any of the crap is hers. This bag of donuts, oh that belongs to Miah(her slave "adopted son"), The four giant bags of chips she bought was for her husband. Chocolate cake? That's for her babies. The one bag of salad mix and pre cut chicken strips, that's hers.

Back to Amber and her brand new, completely different, rebranded channel. A highlight was her praising Becky for putting together a dresser for "their" bedroom and when Becky started having trouble, Amber wondering out loud if there was someone they could hire to put it together.
No Amber, no one ever hired anyone to put together furniture for them...Who could you even get to do a job like that? Some man maybe, who's handy with this kind of work? What would you even call such a handy type of man?

Finally, every time she gets one of those Starbucks refreshers she'll announce how she doesnt really like tea, yet somehow she enjoys these. Maybe because they aren't tea and they dont even have any tea in them, genius.
Kiwi Starfruit Starbucks Refreshers Beverage ingredients : Ice, Kiwi Starfruit Refresher Base [Water, Sugar, White Grape Juice Concentrate, Natural Flavors, Citric Acid, Natural Green Coffee Flavor, Fruit Juice For Color (Watermelon And Juito Fruit), Rebaudiside A, Turmeric For Color], Freeze Dried Kiwi.

It's like someone saying "I usually hate chicken, but I sure love these subway tuna melts."

 

[Cereal Killer]

It absolutely blows my goddamn mind how Necky and Hamburger have such a nice kitchen with a full gas range and clearly unlimited throwaway money to buy nice cookware/cutlery/etc. and yet 99% of the food they buy consists of microwave box meals. You could make a fucking mac and cheese that's infinitely better than Trader Joe's boxed microwave throw-up with cheese, pasta, butter and milk and I know they have all of that shit in excess there. The sheer laziness of them both to do the bare minimum is astonishing.

And they have loads of free time to experiment. It’s not like either one of them is busy working a full time job. They have seven days a week to look up recipes and go to the grocery store for ingredients and play in the kitchen. I think I’ve said this before, but cooking adventures would even give her some video content, if she ventured past her standbys of pasta or soup abortions.

 

[kiwirevolving]

So now Amber is going to one of Becky's relatives birthdays

I know this isn't the first time she's doing this, but I still don't get fucking why

Either trying to get into Becky's family's good graces even more by showering them with money or only going so they can stop by at a drive thru on the way. Covid? Nah

Imagine having a 500+ lb granny looking 30 year old show up at your 19th/20th bday, nobody deserves that shit

 

[krazy orange cat]

So she's rebranding herself as an even bigger, fatter cunt.

 

[Angel Dust]

I know this isn't the first time she's doing this, but I still don't get fucking why

She got massive shit for doing less than nothing over Normas death, so now she has to show da haydurs and prove she totally loves Beckys family and is totally close with them

 

[taintmisbehavin]

It absolutely blows my goddamn mind how Necky and Hamburger have such a nice kitchen with a full gas range and clearly unlimited throwaway money to buy nice cookware/cutlery/etc. and yet 99% of the food they buy consists of microwave box meals. You could make a fucking mac and cheese that's infinitely better than Trader Joe's boxed microwave throw-up with cheese, pasta, butter and milk and I know they have all of that shit in excess there. The sheer laziness of them both to do the bare minimum is astonishing.

But taking the extra minutes to cook it themselves wastes valuable “shoveling it in” time.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

My two takeaways on this one.

1. at 13 seconds in listen to the struggling PorkWagon engine pulling these horses. Always makes me giggle. That car is gonna' slip a CV-joint into traffic
2. Becky reads the farms. When she mentioned people "saying she looked 12" and after she sounded like a CUNT at the Starbucks drive-thru she took EXTRA time to explain how she's so uncomfortable asking for stuff "from her servers".

Thank you, I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed the sound that car makes when she accelerates. I forget how old the car is, but them being stuck on the side of the road would be a pretty funny vlog. Remember a long time ago when someone Amber was with had a blow out and Rafe sat next to the car with a baseball bat in traffic like a complete tard? Fun times.

 

[Masta]

Thank you, I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed the sound that car makes when she accelerates. I forget how old the car is, but them being stuck on the side of the road would be a pretty funny vlog. Remember a long time ago when someone Amber was with had a blow out and Rafe sat next to the car with a baseball bat in traffic like a complete tard? Fun times.

You know, with the money she makes, she could have financed for a brand new 2020 van, so she’d fit comfortably inside the vehicle, it’d hold their weight, and less likely to cause them problems early on, but I guess too small torrid clothes that don’t fit or won’t wear, journals, teen books, and massive amounts of take out is more important, priorities.

 

[peach tea]

I love how she "rebranded" her channel and now its only netted her 36K views. How the mighty have fallen.

I have a feeling thar she’ll be up to her usual amount of views by later on today. Her channel viewers are as bad a she is. They can’t stand the fact that she won’t go on a diet or quit eating out, but they come back every time she posts a video and post the same exact comments about how they “just want her to be healthy” or they make weak attempts at trolling. They sperg, but they’ll never quit watching. She could literally reupload the exact same video every day and they’d still watch it every time.

 

[escándalo]

OK so my takes and why she no way in hell went into TJs

1) Asked a friend to clarify as with y'all aisles are tiny she would not fit.
2) When taking stuff out the bag there clearly was stuff she had not seen like the chocolate mint almonds.
3) That stuff was clearly hers not Becky's as Becky said she likes peaches, Amber has never mentioned peaches but Becky has also makes sense as its a very country fruit.
4) Flavours mentioned Becky hates like Ginger and mint.
5) Cookies are CLASSIC Amber binge food and Amber fucking loves cookies she will order cookies at any opportunity and buy them whenever. Subway, milano mint cookies.

Still think it is cunty as fuck to throw Becky under the bus, sabotaging someones weight loss in such a public manner is cunty. I can personally give Becky somewhat of a pass at this moment she lost one of the closest people she was too and eating and drinking are a comfort, she should stop but everyone grieves differently. Amber could of owned up to being a fat cunt.