Video Game Chat Thread - Pre-Alpha Experimental Version

[A Hot Potato]

Mario 64 again.

 

[Faggot Gift]

Goddamnit it I hate that Christopher Livingston works at PC Gamer. I've been a fan since Concerned and Living in Oblivion but I physically can't click links to that place without feeling revulsion

 

[samuraicrack]

What did he mean by this?

 

[Commander Keen]

Dunno where else to ask: is there any real difference between the 970 EVO and pro versions for a home user?

 

[A Hot Potato]

Never played Turok before, let's see how I do...

 

[Plunkie]

Nioh is to Dark Souls as Throne of Darkness is to Diablo

 

[Fagnacious D]

YIIK (supposedly pronounced Y2K) is coming out in a couple of days. For some reason I couldn't help by see the logo as YUK with the roman numeral two being as stylized as it is.

It's by Ackk Studios which has produced one other game on steam. The other game, Two Brothers looks like pixel indy shit and has received mostly poor reviews.

The game doesn't look too good based on the trailer. It appears to be overly pretentious and reeks of LOL RANDUM humor. I'm only basing this on what I can see from the trailer and screen shots they've provided. The main character also looks like a Soyboy but, perhaps I'm just too cynical to look at this in an unbiased manner.


EDIT:
Found some gameplay footage

 

[A Hot Potato]

Doom 64

 

[A Hot Potato]

And now some Mario 64...

 

[Wärring Ornac]

Concerned

Mah Ningen

I miss when he (and everyone else, really) write on their personal blog, like First Person Shouter.

EDIT: His blog (screencuisine) is 404

 

[A Hot Potato]

Some Hexen, which I've also not played before...

 

[Slap47]

Rip Falcom games in the west.

 

[A Hot Potato]

 

[A Hot Potato]

6ario M4

 

[Neil]

Wyświetl załącznik 640231
YIIK (supposedly pronounced Y2K) is coming out in a coule of days. For some reason I couldn't help by see the logo as YUK with the roman numeral two being as stylized as it is.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IKvDypy1MrwIt's by Ackk Studios which has produced one other game on steam. The other game, Two Brothers looks like pixel indy shit and has received mostly poor reviews.
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The game doesn't look too good based on the trailer. It appears to be overly pretentious and reeks of LOL RANDUM humor. I'm only basing this on what I can see from the trailer and screen shots they've provided. The main character also looks like a Soyboy but, perhaps I'm just too cynical to look at this in an unbiased manner.


EDIT:
Found some gameplay footage
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B6udFwW3U-4

Yiik, oh dear Lord, Yiik.
This absolute fucking travesty might actually be in the running for the #1 worst game of 2019.

Spoiler: YiiKes: The Semi-rant review, or: Why you shouldn't buy this fucking travesty

Wanna hear the fucking soundtrack?!
https://soundcloud.com/calumbowen/yiik-a-postmodern-rpg-uzi-battle
Magnifico.

How about the plethora of HORRID pop culture references and writing?

Afterwards, the douchefag protagonist says, "Hey, that's OUR word."

Why'd they have to go and fuck up Ghost in the Shell for me?
The protagonist is just oh so loveable too.

Even better is near the end of the game, where after he mocks the dead sister of one of the characters:

Everyone cuts contact with him.
And the game tries to pull some EoE character study type shit where he's surrounded by 5 copies of himself.

How about the oh-so-wonderful gameplay?!

Slow and clunky fun to be had for days.

Yes. This game made a "LOL LLAMAS XDDDDD ROFL" joke in the Year of our Lord, Two Thousand and Nineteen.


And don't forget, the obligatory #WOKE-message?

(this game was written by two white men, just an FYI)

YiiK is absolutely fucking disgusting.
Read this imgur album: https://imgur.com/a/wmYHCTx
and this little cute gem,

Yes, remembering the life of a man who isn't even dead in the game's time frame (which is 1999).
The game is full of tasteless and disrespectful shit like this.

BTW, this is what the Dev looks like, compared to the protagonist.

There's so much shit I could go into here, but I just don't care enough.

 

[Wärring Ornac]

BTW, this is what the Dev looks like, compared to the protagonist.

That's not the devs actually, it's just someone from reddit who try to cosplay as the MC

Anyway the game also insert references another game by the same publishers, and uh... (Archive)

 

[Zaragoza]

@NielBreenLover96, Everybody is talking about it on /v/, I swear, I thought Chris Chan was in the game because of the guy's tiger striped long sleeve polo shirt.

The music is so god awful lmao.

 

[Fagnacious D]

More about YIIK:
They're pretty woke in this game!

However, this isn't enough. The game still offends people.

Spoiler: Transpohiba

The offending eight words is part of a name entry screen. Something you do before you even get to any gameplay.

Lesson:
You can never win with these people.

 

[vertexwindi]

I like how the game takes place in 1999 but stars a modern-looking hipster with references to recent events like Iwata's death, Two Brothers, characters being nostalgic for Chrono Trigger (1995) etc. The only thing in the game that seems even slightly from 1999 is the UI. Shits sure were given.

Seeing how this game is shaping up to be an absolute disaster maybe someone ought to make a thread about it.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Some Mario Party, which actually is from 1999ish.