UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

With the news of an attempted army uprising ending in many arrests happening in the troubled nation, I think now is the time to just say 'Post all Venezuela related news here'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-40843494

The civil war is upon us.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

No need to guess then some conspiracy theorists will claim then haarp is behind these earthquakes.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

Hope Trump nukes all there's left and eradicates Venezuela out of the face of the earth this time

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

No need to guess then some conspiracy theorists will claim then haarp is behind these earthquakes.

They already have, actually. Currently being promoted by some of the most vantablack thirld worldists niggers and jeets you can imagine.

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It smells like the HAARP project which stinks.
Call me a conspiracy theorist, it's annoying.

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THIS IS NOT NATURE

IT IS A BRUTAL HAARP ATTACK ON VENEZUELA

The United States asks for much more than the Chavismo leadership can give, so the empire seeks to terrorize Venezuela by attacking the population with geophysical impact weapons to bring it to its knees.

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[Point and Laugh]

They already have, actually. Currently being promoted by some of the most vantablack thirld worldists niggers and jeets you can imagine.

But why would we use HAARP against our adorable Japanese friends? Or do they not know Japan also had an earthquake. Apparently California too but sadly it seems to have done no damage to the tent cities.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

But why would we use HAARP

HAARP was retired years ago. Today we use the Dick Cheney Memorial Hurricane and Earthquake Machine™.

More than 30,000 people are reported missing following the earthquake in Venezuela.

According to the latest data, 164 people have lost their lives and over 900 have been injured.

New information shows that two earthquakes with magnitudes of 7.5 and 7.2, respectively, occurred in the Bolivarian Republic within a span of 39 seconds, not one as was originally thought.

Why does something bad happen to every country Bald and Bankrupt does a video on?

A cat was rescued.