UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

With the news of an attempted army uprising ending in many arrests happening in the troubled nation, I think now is the time to just say 'Post all Venezuela related news here'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-40843494

The civil war is upon us.

 

[Cubanodun]

If only Maduro and Lula decided to fight each other in a wrestling or boxing contest, just for the fun to see leftists fighting against leftlists.

I find this amusing to no end, he passed months wanking how Lula and Petro were allies of venezuela and the new vanguard for a new alliance on South America and the fuckers backstabbed him in less than a month

Diosdado was even coping and sneeding on tv when the Dominican Republic was talking shit about them, telling them that when they need oil they will come to them and regret their words and the president of there just told him "what oil? the one you idiots cant even extract?"

Edit: confirmed by decree they have decided on their own to fuck with Brazil destroying any diplomatic relationship with the last country that gave a damn about Maduro

 

[Aurelio_Baldor1875]

Brazil at this point is just a more successful version of Mexico.

Although this speaks worst about BRICS where its only respected/feared members are Russia and China which are the only members with an actual voice in UN.

 

[Cubanodun]

HE FUCKING LEAVED TO SPAIN, GUAIDO 2.0 IS FINALLY COMPLETED

Edit: The government is gloating that was them that provided the safe passage for him to leave, this is so over

Edit 2: picked the phone and people is screaming at the leaders in HQ, they almost arrested us for defending the voting machine reports, 2000 people died or got arrested protesting the results, A MONTH swearing they were not going to leave the country only to betray us

This move has officially killed any hope for a democratic transition, we are going back to the days where people dont care about politics anymore and Maduro will just keep winning eternally by merit of no one going to vote again

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Looking forward to reading all the political analysts, journos and Xittertattis coping about how the fight is not over yet and this is Until The End.

I very much prefer to laugh at their coping and bullshit than to cry over my country's fate.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

I wonder why this thread is here and not in the International Cliqué board?

Because it's in English.

Who else would give a fuck about it?

This thread was created with the(admittedly optimistic) expectation something would happen.

 

[Ghostse]

You mean trannies dancing to Taytay on tiktok didn't enact La Revolution? How could that be?!
How could starting and stopping at unarmed marching in the streets and then getting dispersed by National Guard gunfire fail to churro the Maduro? Such an utter shock.

HE FUCKING LEAVED TO SPAIN, GUAIDO 2.0 IS FINALLY COMPLETED

Edit: The government is gloating that was them that provided the safe passage for him to leave, this is so over

A second Gay Dildo has hit the venezuelan poltical regieme. lol.
Yet ANOTHER """""opposition""""" leader instead of wanting to lead a nation of buck-broke commieniggers fucks off to Spain with a chunk of the national treasury? How does this keep happening? lol

I guess we know now why Maduro wanted that jet back so badly. Fucking lol. Lol.

This move has officially killed any hope for a democratic transition, we are going back to the days where people dont care about politics anymore and Maduro will just keep winning eternally by merit of no one going to vote again

I told you when this started the Maduro would not be churroed.
Maduro status today? More Unchurroed than ever.

The only way this ends is taking over the armories. But that is dangerous I completely agree that risking your lives for Venezuelans is absolutely retarded. Maybe Columbia will elect Wetback Hitler who wants to get revenge for the sheltering of FARC, I think that's the only hope for you guys now.
I mean, you already discovered oil and its so shitty the CIA isn't interested anymore.

This thread was created with the(admittedly optimistic) expectation something would happen.

I remember posting early on with optimism that the Venezuelans would get rid of their commie oppressors before I came to understand just how utter cucked and buckbroken they are .

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

HE FUCKING LEAVED TO SPAIN, GUAIDO 2.0 IS FINALLY COMPLETED

I don't wanna say i told you so. But i told you so.




There will be elections in 2025 for congress and also for gobernors and majors.
Just watch as MCM and Edmundo scramble to tell people to go vote again from abroad.

Looking forward to reading all the political analysts, journos and Xittertattis coping about how the fight is not over yet and this is Until The End.

I very much prefer to laugh at their coping and bullshit than to cry over my country's fate.

Fonseca, Julio Coco and Jaime Baily on suicide watch.

Coco has been overdosing on Copium lately, i assume he is being paid by Vente, funny to watch his descent into soyjak.

 

[Adamska]

You know you get what you fucking deserve when you can't even be fucked to do what 18th century France, Communist era Romania, And Russia in 1917 had the balls to do after being forcibly starved and pissed on after being told shit would get better. And those motherfuckers also didn't have access to the guns lol.

 

[Cubanodun]

Coco has been overdosing on Copium lately, i assume he is being paid by Vente, funny to watch his descent into soyjak.

The paid shills are in full force trying to put this as a win and bringing Romulo Betancourt as a example

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Wyświetl załącznik 6393930

The paid shills are in full force trying to put this as a win and bringing Romulo Betancourt as a example

Even r/vzla , the place with the cringiest, soyest venezuelans on earth who were 100% believers are now admiting its over and doomposting.

https://www.reddit.com/r/vzla/comments/1fboc5f/edmundo_gonz%C3%A1lez_urrutia_quien_se_encontraba/

Forget that, even La Divaza himself is like "ermmm i dunno sweaty"

0:58

 

[Cubanodun]

Even r/vzla , the place with the cringiest, soyest venezuelans on earth who were 100% believers are now admiting its over and doomposting.

https://www.reddit.com/r/vzla/comments/1fboc5f/edmundo_gonz%C3%A1lez_urrutia_quien_se_encontraba/

Forget that, even La Divaza himself is like "ermmm i dunno sweaty"

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Im just glad the "Suma no restes" gang are getting bullied to oblivion right now

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Im just glad the "Suma no restes" gang are getting bullied to oblivion right now

Today they are but when the next circus comes around they will be right back sucking MUD cock, calling everyone who reminds them chavista and the cycle repeats

I am already vanta-blackpilled just in it for the cringe and memes

0:09

 

[Ghostse]

Communist era Romania

Imagine seeing a ranking of races and ethnicities, and being ranked lower than the fucking Romanians. Appearing on a list below fucking Gypsies, and then not immediately necking yourself in utter shame.

 

[Adamska]

Wyświetl załącznik 6393930

The paid shills are in full force trying to put this as a win and bringing Romulo Betancourt as a example

Betancourt actually did shit. He also actually got couped, since he was a president before than. He also had a plan and wanted to come back; it's why he slummed it in Cuba, Costa Rica, and Puerto Rico.

Oh and most importantly: THE DICTATOR WAS FORCIBLY FUCKING KICKED OUT BY THE MASSES SO HE COULD COME BACK!

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

Just vote harder LMAO

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Where is cia when you need it.

Useless faggots.

 

[Breadbassket]

Betancourt actually did shit. He also actually got couped, since he was a president before than. He also had a plan and wanted to come back; it's why he slummed it in Cuba, Costa Rica, and Puerto Rico.

Oh and most importantly: THE DICTATOR WAS FORCIBLY FUCKING KICKED OUT BY THE MASSES SO HE COULD COME BACK!

The idiots behind Operation Gideon made more of an effort to oust Maduro then his political opposition have for the last 10 years. The bar is that low.

 

[Cubanodun]

He is literally dont saying anything and it reads more like a goodbye letter the same script that the ones before him, Maria Corina better get commandos or some shit because now every call to protest is going to be ignored

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Wyświetl załącznik 6397970

He is literally dont saying anything and it reads more like a goodbye letter the same script that the ones before him, Maria Corina better get commandos or some shit because now every call to protest is going to be ignored

Oops well, i guess its even more over now


Vote for Conde 2031, this time it will work for real!

 

[Cubanodun]

Meanwhile the cocksuckers of Maduro are getting whats coming for them, the CNE of colombia is investigating him for violating a law that put caps in electoral expenditures, if the thing pass he get insta kicked out of the presidency


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