Valve introduces Steam Deck

[The Marauder]

Introducing Steam Deck

Steam Deck is a powerful handheld gaming PC that delivers the Steam games and features you love.

www.steamdeck.com

MOTHERFUCKING STEAM SWIIIITCH

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Looks like a bigger Game Gear

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Gay

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I was today years fucking old when I expected this.

 

[DumbDude42]

will this create even more bing bing wahoo manchildren on public transport?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Looks like a bigger Game Gear

That's an insult to the Game Gear

It's more akin to the Atari Lynx

 

[Product Placement]

Processor
AMD APU
CPU: Zen 2 4c/8t, 2.4-3.5GHz (up to 448 GFlops FP32)
GPU: 8 RDNA 2 CUs, 1.0-1.6GHz (up to 1.6 TFlops FP32)
APU power: 4-15W
RAM
16 GB LPDDR5 RAM (5500 MT/s)
Storage
64 GB eMMC (PCIe Gen 2 x1)
256 GB NVMe SSD (PCIe Gen 3 x4)
512 GB high-speed NVMe SSD (PCIe Gen 3 x4)
All models include high-speed microSD card slot

Specs like it will get outdated super fast but may pick one up once they flop and Valve sells them off cheap like the steam machines and steam controllers.

Also worth noting that is only $50 more than the switch oled lol

 

[The Marauder]

SNEED

 

[Hammerstein]

Now you can uncomfortably play most of your steam library in the comfort of your own home, because there's no way people are going to use that monstrosity outside.

 

[Product Placement]

 

[Celebrate Nite]

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SNEED

>It's actually real
Boy, we sure love our fucking memes, don't we Valve?

 

[byuu]

Valve confirmed for transphobes.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

because there's no way people are going to use that monstrosity outside.

That got me thinking, how many people actually use a Switch outside their houses?

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Valve confirmed for transphobes.
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Shouldn't you be dead?

 

[Tingle]

But I want to sit at a computer and play video games, not lug around an expensive piece of shit and look like a tool in public.

 

[The Marauder]

>It's actually real
Boy, we sure love our fucking memes, don't we Valve?

Gaben, what’s your KF username

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Does it only play steam games? I might get one when it flops if it has emulation potential.

E: System runs on a new SteamOS but I won't be surprised if this thing gets cracked like an egg.

 

[Product Placement]

Does it only play steam games? I might get one when it flops if it has emulation potential.

E: System runs on a new SteamOS but I won't be surprised if this thing gets cracked like an egg.

It runs SteamOS but said anything that windows run even stuff like gamepass, epic game store and GoG would run on it. Do wonder what emulation will be like on this.

 

[The Marauder]

Huge powermove to announce this a week after the new OLED Switch announcement

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

The whole of "gaming rig culture" is going to ensure this thing flops harder than that cloud based console, the Phantom.

EDIT: Formal admission of being wrong.