User Gaston LaNoir and his unhinged schizophrenic tard babble

[Gaston LaNoir]

From 2012 to 2022, I lived with an Asian lady named LuLu Lusiana in New York. Yes, her name is two letters away from being Louisiana. The serendipity is off the charts.

Anyway, starting in 2017 and continuing on to 2021, Lulu made many, many, MANY calls to the cable company complaining about people hacking into our router. If some kindly intelligence agency were to get in contact with Spectrum cable and review the call notes, they will see that this is the case.

One of Lulu's quirks was that she had an almost autistic obsession with the speed of the internet. We lived somewhere where some days the internet was faster than others and so she was always checking how fast the internet was that day.
This obsession would extend to checking how much bandwidth each person in the house was using up. Starting in 2017, Lulu started noticing computers that were not in our house accessing our routers.

This is how the scam works. This is how the documentary's "researchers" are able to keep landing these incredible doxes that seem to require incredible luck or knowing exactly to look and/or exactly what to look for. They are hacking into people's routers which allows them to remote view what is on people's screens and then acting like they are amazing researchers when in reality, they are just a collective of mentally ill prostitutes and pedophile kikes..
The victim could scan their computer for viruses all day and not find them because they are not in your computer, they are in your router which most people would never think to check.

Considering that these people are GOVERNMENT ASSETS, this has monumental constitutional implications. Assets of the government are violating people's rights BECAUSE of their political affiliation. Certainly there should be some Jewish race traitor lawyers who see the lawsuit potential lawsuits here.

Fortunately, Rougarou's blessings shine down on me and I wound up with a roommate who had an autistic obsession with internet speed..

Anyone caught up in this scam should contact their cable company to see if any unauthorized computers have been

EDIT: I should note that the hacking of our router continued even after we moved to a different house in another par of New York. At first I thought it might be some cheapskate in the neighborhood trying to score free internet. but then it kept happening after we moved.

 

[Gaston LaNoir]

It's too late. She literally ate the bullet. She had a bowl of cocoa crispies- you know, the cereal she loved the most,and the Jews left a shell inside that she didn't notice until she bit down. It ricocheted through her sinus cavity, and came out through her left nostril. They won't find it because it was made of ice and melted on the floor.

See, this is why Kelly is still in love with her Nazi ex-boyfriend from 15 years ago. It's because none of you kikes are actually funny.

 

[Gaston LaNoir]

"Trav's surely bound to run out of launch codes sooner or later!. They only dated for three months 15 years ago! How much material could he possibly have left?"

My supply of Kelly Simmers material is unlimited. I've got stalking stories for days, many of which are pretty bonkers. I know secret sock accounts that I haven't told you about yet. I could muse on her psychology until the cows come home. I will never run out of things to say

 

[Gaston LaNoir]

Yes, her name is two letters away from being Louisiana. The serendipity is off the charts.

I mean, my name LeBlanc means "white" and now it is up to me to defend the white race. My rival is a hot chick named Simmers which literally means "hot". Godwinson is involved. He does edgy humor and his real name is Edge. You've got Ethan "Ralph" which was slang for vomiting back in the 80s ("I think I'm gonna ralph!").
And yes, for ten years, the place I called home was owned by a woman whose name is spelled like Louisiana.

It's like if a spy movie and a Charles Dickens novel had a baby.

 

[RollingRock2]

Anyway, starting in 2017 and continuing on to 2021, Lulu made many, many, MANY calls to the cable company complaining about people hacking into our router. If some kindly intelligence agency were to get in contact with Spectrum cable and review the call notes, they will see that this is the case.

One of Lulu's quirks was that she had an almost autistic obsession with the speed of the internet. We lived somewhere where some days the internet was faster than others and so she was always checking how fast the internet was that day.
This obsession would extend to checking how much bandwidth each person in the house was using up. Starting in 2017, Lulu started noticing computers that were not in our house accessing our routers.

So you're saying you were bit raped?

 

[Gaston LaNoir]

Are you guys ready for some more advanced level Esoteric Kelly Simmersism? This is some more of that shit that I just can't hit people with on Day 1 but y'all ain't novices anymore. You're ready for the big boy stuff.

This story is not as salacious as previous ones but it shows how goddamn elaborate her stalking can get and is the earliest receipt of stalking that I can produce which is January 2013. It involves another Indian cult sock account, this time one on Twitter.

Part of how I know Kelly faked her death was that she left certain clues whose meaning would not be clear to me until after her death. In theory, I could have figured it out before her death but she knew I definitely would figure it out after her death.

Rather than type out the whole story, I'll post a conversation I had.


So basically, my ex-girlfriend and her cult buddies have been stalking me the whole time. At no time since our breakup has this woman not been stalking me.

 

[LoverofPi]

By the way, you Jews should really be ashamed of yourselves for forcing me to destroy this woman rather than doing the right thing of getting my obviously mentally ill stalker to stop stalking me. That woman is sitting in her bedroom right now contemplating putting a gun in her mouth because you kikes wanted to be clever.

Attempting to shame people who don't exist for "forcing" you to do something you chose to do by guilting them about a woman who is already dead and was probably never stalking you is not a winning play, Trav.

EDIT: I should note that the hacking of our router continued even after we moved to a different house in another par of New York. At first I thought it might be some cheapskate in the neighborhood trying to score free internet. but then it kept happening after we moved.

Even assuming that people were actually using your wifi without your permission and you didn't just forget about all your IOT devices, you do know people crack into neighborhood wifis and do nothing with them just for fun, right? It's called wardriving.

"Trav's surely bound to run out of launch codes sooner or later!. They only dated for three months 15 years ago! How much material could he possibly have left?"

My supply of Kelly Simmers material is unlimited. I've got stalking stories for days, many of which are pretty bonkers. I know secret sock accounts that I haven't told you about yet. I could muse on her psychology until the cows come home. I will never run out of things to say

So stop stalling and start posting already.

So basically, my ex-girlfriend and her cult buddies have been stalking me the whole time. At no time since our breakup has this woman not been stalking me.

So basically, because someone deduced the obvious about your situation with the dead ex, you assume the ex had to be the source of information, then you jumped to the conclusion that because your ex liked a band with a name based off a James Bond character that another unrelated person with a name based off the James Bond character was involved in your stalking conspiracy.


You know, even in the extreme off chance your dead ex had been 'stalking' you, nothing you've said has affected your life in any way. Even if we take your accusations as real the worse she did is talk to you under an alt a couple times.

 

[Brown People are Gross]

See, this is why Kelly is still in love with her Nazi ex-boyfriend from 15 years ago

 

[Brown People are Gross]

I'm bored, here's a clip of @Gaston LaNoir admitting he can't get laid even on TInder.

The Jewess host is appalled by Travis' lack of pussy game.


And that's why you don't take pity on incels and sleep with them, whether you're an escort or not: they might continue stalking you long after your death.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

It's because none of you kikes are actually funny.

Oy vey!

 

[Gaston LaNoir]

So you're saying you were bit raped?

And I didn't write my first article for Counter-Currents until 2018.
There's no reason why I should have been on anyone's radar as early as 2017. I was in a couple Alt Right Facebook groups, went to a couple PB meetups, and met Mike Enoch at a bar once, but I was hardly anyone an anti-racist researcher would have consider a high priority target that early.

I can think of SOMEONE who would have considered me a high priority target but that person would not be Michael Hayden.

 

[Gaston LaNoir]

I'll let you guys pick my next effortpost. Which of these three topics do you guys want to hear about next?
- Kelly's pre-cult years in Los Angeles and at MTV
- The Dimes Square wing of the op
- The esoteric numerology of Trav's Ex-Girlfriendgate

 

[Diggus Bickus]

This thread has quite possibly the funniest name on the website

 

[Gaston LaNoir]

EDIT: I should note that the hacking of our router continued even after we moved to a different house in another par of New York. At first I thought it might be some cheapskate in the neighborhood trying to score free internet. but then it kept happening after we moved.

I did not actually put together that Kelly was behind it all until I moved AGAIN, this time out of state, and then the shit started happening AGAIN. Once his happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is an enemy action.

After the above mentioned “Moneypenny” incident, I knew SOMETHING was up.

I had considered Kelly faking her death a possibility from the beginning (#1 rule of dealing with Kelly Simmers is NEVER rule anything out) but up to that point, my lead theory was that Kelly had committed suicide. After that, faking her death coin rose considerably.


Here’s what put me over the top.

It’s November 2024. I’m doing my detective work. My early focus centered around Michael Tunnicliffe. I messaged him on FB and sent an e-mail. No response on either.

I then got in touch with Michael Tunnicliffe’s daughter Avi.
Whether I should or should not have is an ethical question I have pondered since but it’s spilled milk now. Anyway, I informed her that her father’s former mistress had mysteriously dropped dead at age 40 and that her father’s phone number was attached to her apartment.


I did not get much useful information from Avi. She said Michael Tunnicliffe got divorced in 2016 and was currently in London dying of some disease.

About two minutes later, I got a DM from a bot that was also named Avi. After the Moneypenny incident, I was loath to put this down to coincidence. Someone wanted to let me know that they knew what I was doing.

That is when I tweeted the following.

I thought about it for a couple days and wondered how they might be doing it. I scanned for viruses and all that. Then I remembered Lulu always talking about people hacking into our router.

So I went on my phone (at this point, I no longer trusted my laptop). I changed my Cox password and then I changed my router password and BINGO!

I changed my router password and then a few minutes later, I get a notification that someone tried to log into my Cox account. They are trying to get into my Cox account because they are trying to get my new router password.

That’s when I said “Fuck me. It’s been Kelly ALL ALONG.”
For long time, I believed the stalking stopped when I pitched a fit about on Facebook in 2016. But here I learned that it never stopped. It only got quieter. She went from harassing me with bots to straight hacking into my computer.

And it went on day after day. Every day. they would try to get in. I think they have since found a workaround.

And it went on…

And on….

I know Trav’s Ex-Girlfriendgate is like a Tarantino movie the way I tell it out of order.

 

[consul_dondas]

This thread has quite possibly the funniest name on the website

This thread is the antithesis of "funny".

 

[Gaston LaNoir]

Considering that these people are GOVERNMENT ASSETS, this has monumental constitutional implications. Assets of the government are violating people's rights BECAUSE of their political affiliation. Certainly there should be some Jewish race traitor lawyers who see the lawsuit potential lawsuits here.

Ya know, from a legal standpoint, hacking someone's router is far, far worse than hacking someone computer because it gives you access to every computer lawfully connected to the router, not just the one they are interested. So they are violating the rights of people who aren't even their target.
I probably had 15 different roommates connecting to that router between 2017-2021. What the fuck did they ever do to Kelly Simmers?

I keep telling y'all. She is willing to destroy other people to get to me. She will beat the shit out of her parents to send me a message. She will disappear people to keep them from talking to me. Anyone in proximity to her or anyone she is obsessed with is in grave danger whether they realize it or not.

 

[Gaston LaNoir]

I’m actually the perfect posterchild to take on this documentary

-Multiple people involved in the project have personal non-political reasons to have grudges against me. I doxed Kelly as a pedophile and as Kelly’s ex-boyfriend, anyone who has ever slept with Kelly or aspires to has plausible grounds to see me as a potential romantic rival. Conflicts of interest abound.

-Oh, and how could I forget. I happened to know the location of a few buried bodies which if dug up would reveal smoking gun evidence of child sex trafficking.

-Thanks to my old roommate, there is a massive multi-year paper trail of my computer being hacked across multiple locations which began when I was merely a spectator of “the movement”

-I have no connection to Charlottesville or J6.

-I’m not affiliated with any groups. There’s maybe five people I talk to on a semi-regular basis so it’s not even like I am an important node.

-I don’t use racial slurs, Nazi symbolism, and have a zero tolerance for fedposting.

-Am explicitly reformist. I advocate a peaceful strategy infiltration.



So this whole thing looks like a CIA conspiracy to clear out the old guard of the Alt Right through character assassination, replace them with their own agents, and then turn the white nationalist movement into a giant sex trafficking operation.

But not on my watch!!!

 

[Diggus Bickus]

This thread is the antithesis of "funny".

I said the title, not the thread itself you nigger monkey.

 

[consul_dondas]

I said the title, not the thread itself you nigger monkey.

And im saying this place, title included, is lethal tard-radiation to humour.

 

[Gaston LaNoir]

My most tinfoil hat claim is that I believe that at least two of my roommates when I was living in Flushing* were sent to spy on me.

The first guy was some black dude. I come home from work and he is standing outside. I smoke a joint with him. I think I might have bought some weed from his friend. At some point, I bought some weed.

Anyway, while smoking this joint, he tries to talk me into becoming a drug dealer. I politely told him that drug dealing was a young man's game and that I was strictly a buyer and strictly retail at that. I never saw the guy again and he moved out six days later.

Then there was an Israeli who was in the room next to me and moved out a month before I did, almost as if he knew I was about to leave.

*Fun Fact: Flushing is where Kevin Shields of My Bloody Valentine grew up and it is also the setting of The Maltese Bippy.