updates 12/17/18

[Papaya23]

lol why bother keeping a servant if she won't even drive you to the doctor's

 

[Not me]

Guys, the doctors appointment was fake to begin with. She never had any made.

 

[Masta]

I’m very confused to why she would upload 3 times a week instead of once a week, because there are times she goes a week without uploading or two times a week. If it is stressing you out wouldn’t you want less work?

She acts like her job is so hard, there are people who dig ditches for a living and don’t complain this much. Girl is so isolated from society that she doesn’t understand how lucky her situation is.

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Edit: she has definitely been reading her thread here on her finical situation, because she is spot on with the no insurance, and “no I do save my money!”.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

she didn’t go to the dr bc she didn’t have a ride but she could go out to eat the same day? ok amber

also she thinks it’s a pulled muscle, which i’m no dr but i don’t think a pulled muscle lasts weeks or months. ‍

From my experience lifting, bout 3 days.

 

[CindyChafe]

Ah my favorite genre of Amberlynn video... the backpedaling cunty “life update” after not posting for a while because she quit something she set to do for herself. Where she says so much but so little.

 

[Xenomorph]

Of course, we all knew this cunt didn't go to the doctor.

Jesus fucking christ Amber at this point just eat everything ever, you don't care if you are going to die you might as well mainline some hawt cheetos dust and chocolate syrup.

 

[CindyChafe]

Of course, we all knew this cunt didn't go to the doctor.

Jesus fucking christ Amber at this point just eat everything ever, you don't care if you are going to die you might as well mainline some hawt cheetos dust and chocolate syrup.

Is that on her 18+ Snapchat? I’d pay to watch her mainline hot Cheeto dust and chocolate syrup. Not gonna lie.

 

[Aldora]

So she didn't have a ride to the doctors?

Now if Amber really did want to go to the doctors, this must have really made her think twice about the state of her life, she may have all the money, but if she can't even get someone to drive her someone, she is shit out of luck.

 

[Xenomorph]

How the fuck did she not have a ride to the doctor??

Throwing Becky under the bus once again lmao

 

[FitBitch]

Becky was too busy tracing her latest piece of Naruto fanart to take her beloved Amberlynn to the doctor. Just gonna let that leg get worse until the damage is irreparable I guess. Whatever's wrong with it is only bound to get worse the more she puts weight on it.

Glad to see she could make it out ti eat though, she's in much more immediate danger of starving I'm sure.

 

[Xenomorph]

Pulled muscle for months and getting worse????

Sure jan

 

[Pikapool]

Yes landwhale killing ourselves with junk food and lying around the house like jabba the Hutt the same as police and doctors GTFO with this victim shit

 

[Long time lurker]

- speriodic isn't a new Amberism. She's used the "word" before,
- it was really hard to pay attention to her talking because she drew her right eyebrow wrong and it was all I could think of,
- Amber is consistent. She consistently shifts blame to other people. When talking about the dietician she said: "
no matter whose fault it is, (pause) no matter why she blocked me",
- did Amber realized it was too early in December to stop uploading or did Becky acquiesced to whatever the "talk" was about?
- there was little to no Christmas in her December vlogs. She, by her own admission, didn't do anything special or specifically related to Christmas on her vlogmas. She's back to vlogging. How was vlogmas stressful and this is not?

 

[497]

Could the day of the doctor's appointment been on or right after her "talk" with Becky? Maybe Becky was like get your youtube viewers that care so much more about you to drive you. She said she has so much money saved for an emergency like taking her pets to the vet but can't afford an uber with a forklift and seatbelt extender to take her to the doctor.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

Any bets on how long she'll stick with her new "upload schedule"? I'm guessing maybe a week.

 

[Whale Watcher]

Could the day of the doctor's appointment been on or right after her "talk" with Becky? Maybe Becky was like get your youtube viewers that care so much more about you to drive you.

I would live for this Becky redemption arc.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Of all the lies she's told, the "I didn't have a ride to my doctor's appointment" might be the most pathetic. No ride to potentially life-saving diagnosis/treatment but somehow found her way to fajitas. RIP, Gorl.

 

[Empress of Lucite]

"A lot of youtubers quit vlogmas for mental reasons and got so much support, BUT NOT ME!! Which I found so surprising!!!"

Always a fucking martyr!

It's hilarious that it's the tail end of 2018 and there are still people out there that think the title of "youtuber" holds any clout.

 

[Xenomorph]

I would live for this Becky redemption arc.

Becky sucks. There is no redemption for that womanbaby.

 

[marjoram]

I knew Big Al was gonna say she was "proud of herself" for something and she didn't make me wait long. 5:30 into this new whine fest.....

She should REALLY stop saying that. The arrogant smugness is obnoxious. She needs to get off her high horse cause she's breaking the poor things back.