u kno who da fuck it is Tyce tries to go to Area 51 with Stone Tone but fails, Gets fired from Mcdonalds for missing work.

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I am a bit worried for the skeleton movement that Tyce is apart of. How will they function without the organization of Tyce when he leaves on his Area 51 expeditions and recording career? Mcdonalds is already in analchy without him.
 
DeagleDad420 powiedział(a):
Tyce never went to Nevada. There's no way he could have driven cross-country in "a day and a half"
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Umm, it's around 4000 km, most of it on highway, so I guess that it's possible to get to Nevada driving non-stop. At least according to ViaMichelin. At least my uncle prefered that kind of driving, but hell, he drove from Poland to Jordan in two days.
 
Unbelievable.

He actually got someone in on this ridiculous plan, and actually attempted to do it. Also, I had the feeling that getting sacked from McDonald's, of all places, was inevitable.

That being said, it's hard to believe that a driver like Tyce could possibly have an actual license.
 
OK, so Tyce's plan was to break into Area 51 while they were distracted by Christmas... so he leaves around Christmas Day and plans to get there 2 weeks after. :stupid:
 
I'm actually quite surprised that he got fired for missing work and not drug abuse, racism or violent incidents. :P
 
Black Sonichu powiedział(a):
Unbelievable.

He actually got someone in on this ridiculous plan, and actually attempted to do it. Also, I had the feeling that getting sacked from McDonald's, of all places, was inevitable.

That being said, it's hard to believe that a driver like Tyce could possibly have an actual license.
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I was gonna say something about how easy it is to get a driving license in the US, but I think you're required to at least be able read to pass..
 
It's 40 hours non-stop between Springfield and Rachel, Nevada (home of the Little Ale'inn, the closest bar to Area 51). If you don't get lost, and with perfect road conditions (which I doubt this time of year).

Anyone who's out that way should absolutely stop by the Little Ale'inn. The people who work there have great stories about UFO chasers from all over the world.
 
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DeagleDad420 powiedział(a):
This video clearly contains a shitload of information, but Tyce is not exactly eloquent. I'm going to try to decipher this as best as possible:
  • Tyce never went to Nevada. There's no way he could have driven cross-country in "a day and a half". I'm guessing he got as far as Indiana before the car broke down. I'm guessing he doesn't actually know how to tell one state from another (I mean it's not like he could read a map) and just assumed he was either in Nevada or just outside. Given that he thought he could reach Nevada in 2 days (from his original Twitter post on Christmas Eve demanding that they reach Area 51 by Christmas midnight) this wouldn't surprise me at all. He said he "basically got into Nevada" but "didn't get to Area 51". However, he now seems to realise that it would take him "like two weeks" to get there; this is likely because he had to consult Stone Tone for map directions to Nevada (being unable to read) and Stone Tone had to break the news to him that A. Nevada is not right next to Massachusetts and B. you can't drive across the entire fucking country in 24 hours. Anyway, in conclusion, he's either so stupid he thought Indiana was Nevada or he just lied about it to get skeleton cred.
  • Tyce thinks the only reason the McDonald's didn't join him is because they were busy on the holidays. He still thinks the "Federation" is real.
  • Stone Tone and Tyce are both poor as fuck. They ran out of gas money within a day and a half. Neither of them considered this possibility beforehand. In fact, they tried to keep pushing it to the point where the car actually ran out of gas on the side of the highway. (1:20) Tyce's crack whore mom had to rescue them.
  • This entire road trip was kicked off when midnight rolled around on Christmas and Tyce got fed up waiting for his imaginary army to show up and give him a ride. Tyce then called Stone Tone who, on short notice, agreed to drive him cross-country to Area 51 on a multi-week long road trip so he could break out skeletons from the secret jail and kill Obama. Now, to be fair, Tyce had probably already roped Stone Tone into this by this point, since he was in his "crew" after all, but still, holy shit. Stone Tone is fucking stupid. He is Tyce's cousin, after all, and something tells me that he comes from the "crack whore" side rather than the "affluent lawyer" side.
  • I'm guessing they were driving either the Race War Van or Stone Tone's car. Trouble is the Race War Van got impounded so they'd have to come up with the money for that so it's less likely. However Tyce has mentioned before that Stone Tone's dad is a mechanic so they probably have access to cars they could use in a pinch, even if Stone Tone himself didn't have a vehicle. They couldn't have taken Tyce's mom's car because she had to pick them up, and I doubt she has two cars if she's a crack whore.
  • Stone Tone got kicked out of "the last crew" because they found out he was Tyce's cousin. This means, of course, that Tyce can't possibly be in the "last crew" either, if they have such distaste for him that they kicked "Stone Tone" out just for being related to him. As for what "the last crew" is, it has to be the White Justice Army, I can't think of any other "crew" he'd be mentioning since he hasn't said anything about Juggalos lately. This really goes a long way in explaining the White Justice Army. 90% of everything Tyce mentions involving the WJA actually only involved Stone Tone; I'm guessing that the WJA was actually a somewhat competent organization (for a skinhead group anyway) that Stone Tone was a very low-ranking member of, and he invited Tyce after Tyce had no "crew" left when he got kicked out of DN. Tyce got it in his head of course that he was the leader of the entire operation because he's a exceptional individual, but shortly after finding out about the shit Tyce had been doing in the name of the WJA, they kicked him out and even kicked out Stone Tone just for being related to him. I mean if the WJA were total retards like Tyce, they would likely continue to tolerate him - I'm guessing they were competent or serious enough to realize what a shitheel he was. I want to stress this point: Tyce is so disgusting that racist Juggalo hillbillies refuse to associate with him.
  • Stone Tone is in Tyce's "crew" now... despite the fact that Tyce sold him out to the police. I'm guessing Tyce managed to spin some story about how everything that happened totally wasn't his fault, like he's done with Jace and Eli a billion times before. If nothing else, he's pretty good at lying to speds.
  • Tyce has his hair back and actually looks a hell of a lot more normal in this video. He's even wearing clothes a human would wear. It's disconcerting given the subject matter of what he's talking about, but it is definitely a sign that living with his mom is a good influence on him. Weird, considering she's a crack whore, but evidently that works for him better than TyceDad who is hilariously and understandably abusive towards him.
  • Tyce got fired from McDonalds as his absence was the "last straw" - this implies he's been doing retarded shit his entire "career" at McDonalds which doesn't surprise me remotely.
  • Tyce is angry he missed all the Christmas parties.
  • Tyce is trying to start an underground recording label with Stone Tone.
  • Tyce is still convinced that the McDonald's federation is real, that the Skeleton War is "totally gonna happen" (because he saw a cop getting shot on the news) and that he "runs all the McDonald's" since he is the leader of the McDonald's Federation.
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TL;DR Tyce is an idiot.
 
Cute Anime Girl powiedział(a):
I was gonna say something about how easy it is to get a driving license in the US, but I think you're required to at least be able read to pass..
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One would have to read the questions. If Tyce has any literacy, he could be able to understand the question. Even then, he would still have problems in driving the vehicle to Area 51 unless someone else was behind the wheel.
 
WWWWolf powiedział(a):
I have a suspicion that there's a trolling op going on right now. Someone tipped Tyce off that Jace freaks out over wristwatches swisswatches. This op is going to get aborted very soon, however, due to the death of Tyce's dad.
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I also think there is something going on, that shady McDonalds_MA twitter account that appeared out of nowhere to aid the skilin warr looked dodgy as fuck to anyone with half a brain. And I guess I hadn't been keeping up with Tyce as much as I thought if I didn't know his dad died.
 
I'm surprised it took Tyce this long to lose the McDonalds gig. And I only found out about it last week. I still don't know how he managed to pass the employment exam, much less the piss test. Then again, McD's drug testing probably doesn't check for the kind of shit (literally) Tyce has been partaking of.

MrsFrizzle powiedział(a):
It's 40 hours non-stop between Springfield and Rachel, Nevada (home of the Little Ale'inn, the closest bar to Area 51). If you don't get lost, and with perfect road conditions (which I doubt this time of year).
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And if you have a huge gas tank. And enough empty bottles (or a catheter).

I've highballed across the continent a few times, though I make short stops as needed for fuel and… other things. If you time it right and avoid most major cities at rush hour, even with delays in the middle of winter it doesn't take more than about 50 hours or so coast to coast, assuming there's nothing really serious like a blizzard. It's a lot easier if you have a second and can sleep in shifts, but even someone alone can manage it if they prepare and are determined enough.

Tyce 'n Tone though? Not a chance. These are the kind of idiots who try to navigate from a McDonalds paper tray insert map. Upside down. I doubt they made it as far as Indiana.
Anyone who's out that way should absolutely stop by the Little Ale'inn. The people who work there have great stories about UFO chasers from all over the world.
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Just imagine the stories they'd have had had Tyce made it.
 
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