u kno who da fuck it is Tyce denounced as a coward and jenk fiend

[Duke Nukem]

Why pretend huffing poop gets you high when there's perfectly good weed and McNuggets at the cottage?

That's what I said.

Of course, this is Tyce we're talking about.

And as far as everything in that Introman post goes, I dare say none of that shit surprises me. It's still hard to believe anyone can possibly live like this. But now that he's a legal adult, who knows what kind of shit he will get into? I'm sure his dad can't possibly protect him from the consequences of his actions forever.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I'm guessing B = Brandon

 

[lolwut]

It depends on the meaning of "local legend". "Local" could just mean "neighborhood", and "legend" might simply mean "oh god what the fuck has that Connors boy done now?"

But yeah, this article doesn't read like it's meant to be taken 100% seriously.

Judging by the logo at the bottom, this was written by a member of the Gangster Disciples. I wouldn't take it seriously if the author was making me read it at gunpoint.

Especially since he'd probably be holding the gun sideways like an exceptional individual.

 

[The Dude]

Is "B" Jace?
Kidding, but I'm actually surprised to hear Tyce hides behind his #FAGDAD's skirt.

I'm not. Tyce totally seems like the kind of pussy who grew up telling mean kids that if they bully him then his lawyer Dad would sue them. Kind of like kids who have cops for parents and "If you call me poop breath again my Daddy will arrest you!" Also, Tyce is a selfish, self-centered ass wipe so it doesn't surprise me he would use his Dad to get out of legal trouble

Yeah I got one of those, I don't know if Jace is really at the same ranks as Leopard Man or Hobo Claus (I think @The Dude told me about Hobo Claus once but I don't remember)
Jace may be weird but he isn't a local legend.

I probably did tell you about Hobo Claus. He lives in my area and when I worked downtown I used to see him all the time.

Edit: There was a thread on /cow/ about Jace and Tyce the other week and the OP was saying he knows a friend of Tyce and was talking about a lot of this stuff, even going into some details about #skullingtonwar and how Tyce planned to frame his Dad for something to get him out of the way so he could steal his Dad's car and road trip to Ferguson. I've got no idea if it was real or just some anon sperg looking for attention, but there you are.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I'm not. Tyce totally seems like the kind of pussy who grew up telling mean kids that if they bully him then his lawyer Dad would sue them. Kind of like kids who have cops for parents and "If you call me poop breath again my Daddy will arrest you!" Also, Tyce is a selfish, self-centered ass wipe so it doesn't surprise me he would use his Dad to get out of legal trouble



I probably did tell you about Hobo Claus. He lives in my area and when I worked downtown I used to see him all the time.

Edit: There was a thread on /cow/ about Jace and Tyce the other week and the OP was saying he knows a friend of Tyce and was talking about a lot of this stuff, even going into some details about #skullingtonwar and how Tyce planned to frame his Dad for something to get him out of the way so he could steal his Dad's car and road trip to Ferguson. I've got no idea if it was real or just some anon sperg looking for attention, but there you are.

I thought he trashed his dad's ride by throwing jenkem jars at it, unless it got fixed this quickly. I think Jace mentioned a busted windshield at least.

Tyce's plans for that aside, I'm not surprised about the way he acts. He's probably never faced any real, lasting consequences for his actions.

 

[Truck Rockfort]

https://medium.com/@Introman_GDN/the-story-of-a-fake-thug-tyce-andrews-c1f11fd77d78


Main points raised by @introman with information from an extremely reliable source (codename "B"):

• Tyce's real name is Tyler
• Tyce will run away at the first sign of a real fight.
• Tyce smells like shit and carries Febreeze to deal with the odor.
• Tyce knows Jenkem doesn't actually get him high and he refuses to admit it.

Is Tyce a fraud? Is the Prankmaster a coward? Discuss.

If you've gotten to the point that not even Juggalos can stand you because you smell like shit then you really fucked up.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Oh, so Introman just took a huge shit? Good to know