u kno who da fuck it is Tyce buys massive quantities of skeletons from "Amizon.com" to prank his dad

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It would have been better if TyceDad just ignored all the skeletons completely ruining the prank. It would have been even better if he walked into the house saw the skeletons and left never to return. On the plus side Halloween is around the corner so there will be no shortage of decorations for the house.
 
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First of all, thank you Null for translating that wall-o'-gibberish-text into something legible. I've never seen a purer cistern of undiluted illiteracy in my life.

I have to admit, this made me laugh my ass off. By my math, if Tyce used the first-page-up-$70-per option that Grand Number of Pounds listed.....that's about five hundred plastic skeletons.

That's Epic. And I mean that in the classical sense- as in "The Skalds will chant of this agonizing tragedy for generations to come"- as soon as Tyce's dad gets his hands on him.
 
Stealing from your dad isn't normal.....but if your Tyce it is.

Tyce, because skeletons.
 
Tyce could literally slam his head on the keyboard, use that as a post, and it would still be more coherent and intelligible than when he types. And I thought Chris' writing was bad.
 
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Tyce could literally slam his head on the keyboard, use that as a post, and it would still be more coherent and intelligible than when he types. And I thought Chris' writing was bad.
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I tried reading all of it and it gave me a migraine, so I stopped. Seriously, the colors, font size and image sizes! Just ow.
 
I can`t believe Tyce pulled a stunt like that on his father. Nothing says, "I hate you, Dad," quite like a houseful of shitty plastic decorations.
Or that he's so completely lost any ability he had to communicate in English. 'Skealetims?' That's getting into some Anglo-Saxon shit right there.

At this point, Tyce should be used in one of the PSA campaigns put out to discourage drug use, like "Faces of Meth". It's shocking how quickly he's deteriorated over the past few months. Even week-by-week, he seems to be worsening in terms of his communication skills. It's actually really sad to see someone that young completely screw himself up so badly. I feel sorry for his dad, and for him, too. Poor bastard.
 
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"Guess who pranked their dad? Me.

Guess who left their wallet on the kitchen table? Guess who got their credit card taken by a master thief? I'll give you a hint: It's a filthy, rich fat-ass fucker. That's right, my dad. Hahaha.

This is basically what happened, okay. Look at these pics if you want to know the scoop: [5 images of credit card fraud cartoons]

So then I go to my room and post on Twitter, "Where do you but skeletons?" because I'm going to buy 50 skeletons with my dad's credit card and have them quickly delivered to the house, because when my dad gets home he'd be like, "Wow, what the fuck are all these skeletons doing here? Looks like I got owned by Tyce, better stop being a faggot to him all day." Pfft, like that'd happen. Today's proving day and I'm just showing him I'm the top soldier on this war ground, because I'm pulling the punches like there's no tomorrow.

I waited like two fucking days for the skeletons to get to the house because Amazon is slow as fuck. The skeletons arrived at the house right before my dad was getting back from work, so I'm throwing them around the house and putting them into poses. I give one of them a blunt, like he's smoking weed.

When he gets back, I'm smoking weed with a new friend and he freaks out, shouting "what the fuck!?". He starts to punch the skeletons, throwing them around the house, tearing them apart, and I'm like, "Wow you just got owned by the Tycenado, motherfucker." He's still pissed, so I'm thinking it's time to execute part 2 of my plan.

I grab my skateboard and start running out of the house through the backdoor. He takes the weed I gave one skeleton and throws it at me on my way out, but I run too fast and dodge it like in the Matrix. I skate up the street to Caleb's house, because Caleb is a pussy and I am blackmailing him. I tell him to let me stay at his house while his parents aren't there, or I'll tell them he smokes weed. So now I'm listening to Tech 9 on Spotify, living large because that's how Tyce life is."
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The man of pranking fled across the living room, and the attorney followed.

The living room was the apotheosis of all dungeons, huge, full of skeletons for what looked like eternity in all directions. It was white and faded and bluntful and without normality save for the faint, cloudy haze of the moneymaking drug supply burning in the backyard which sketched itself on the pavement and the grass which brought sweet tricks, parkour, police. An occasional tree covered in pine needled beards pointed the way, for once the drifted track that cut its way through the thick crust of airsoft pellets had been the driveway in to a McDonald's. Former and future United States Marines had followed it. The world had moved on since then. The world had gotten gay and unrealistic.
 
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The man of pranking fled across the living room, and the attorney followed.

The living room was the apotheosis of all dungeons, huge, full of skeletons for what looked like eternity in all directions. It was white and faded and bluntful and without normality save for the faint, cloudy haze of the moneymaking drug supply burning in the backyard which sketched itself on the pavement and the grass which brought sweet tricks, parkour, police. An occasional tree covered in pine needled beards pointed the way, for once the drifted track that cut its way through the thick crust of airsoft pellets had been the driveway in to a McDonald's. Former and future United States Marines had followed it. The world had moved on since then. The world had gotten gay and unrealistic.
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I don't know how to feel about this Dark Tower reference. I'm so confused.
 
I'm surprised he didn't ask this on Yahoo Answers.
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I'm just impressed that somebody can get a bunch of skeletons mailed to their house in a couple of days. I had no idea our nation's prop skeleton capacity was so great.
 
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I'm just impressed that somebody can get a bunch of skeletons mailed to their house in a couple of days. I had no idea our nation's prop skeleton capacity was so great.
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Your nation will be all that can defend us when the Great Skeletal War begins. Though one has to figure the Russians are packing some vicious old-school skeletage, just the same.
 
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