I would love to know what Ralph honestly thinks after reading something like this.
Playing alog AI songs that are louder than his words while sitting alone at some rando Mexican bar on a Thursday night. This Ralph guy seems pretty "down bad" if you know what I'm saying.
60 visits would be one visit per month over a five year period, so lol. Pretty sure he hasn't seen his son since this poll on the other thread was relevant and the son is what? Six?
Nigga look like a cross between fatso and stinky from the casper movie, which is fitting because he's a fatso and he stinks.
The last thing a horse sees before being put down.
I was expecting to see only the top of his head, maybe those big “blue” eyes looking up as he lustily sucks away.
Unless we get a dark horse candidate, chances are pretty good that Ralph bags it. Ralph's been on a gradual ramp-up all year. Leading in from his Christmas Example, Scarlett, his absconding to Chicago and subsequent arrest, hin likely losing custody of Xanduh, getting daddy Jimb to notice him again, creating a dedicated website to seethe at the aylawgs, and now his terminal lung cancer arc.
It's a popularity contest not a quality lolcow contest. In 2026 Ralph's threads have slowed to a crawl compared to where they used to be and I'd wager most of the website has no idea what he's been up to. Quartering has name recognition even for people who have no idea who he is. Ethan Ralph may be for the discerning palate but that won't win the votes it's fuckin rigged.
Lets fucking go! Fuck The Quartering, the KING of the Sektur™ will reign supreme once again! It's our year @sufferhorse
falling off his chair into a pile of cans, stumbling around through piles of clanking cans & bottles.
Jer got the entire Internet to revolt against him after striking the Casino and made them more popular than ever. Other than that what else went on with him? His novelty kinda ran out after that. Ralph has very real potential to win.
