🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Living like Ric Flair for the past decade, BISHH
Yeah, considering Ric Flair has been losing his money on fast women and failed ventures since at least the turn of the century, drinks himself to a blinding stupor almost every other day, embarrasses himself on every public appearance, goes back on his promises to "retire" and spends his free time a-logging half the world on social media... I'd say the porkfuck was right on the money to compare himself to Flair.

He didn't specify which age of Flair. It's definitely not his heyday as The Man, styling and profiling and having all the girls ride Space Mountain with him.
 
He didn't specify which age of Flair. It's definitely not his heyday as The Man, styling and profiling and having all the girls ride Space Mountain with him.
He said 1986 Flair, but back then Flair had wealth, a limousine, clean clothes, and good health (relatively).

Ralph has none of that.
 
Though I'll always look back fondly at the pure cringe when Ralph would pathetically and repeatedly xeet at Juju to desperately inform him he was in the area.
He was madly in love with Dick. His cool Californian e-daddy. His feed is still filled with sycophantic tweets full of excitement that daddy was appearing on his shitty show or invited him on his.
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This one is especially rich coming from the pig. Whose e-daddy?
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And I think this is the tweet that led to the break up. Milo had made fun of piggy for livestreaming shitfaced from a toilet before going to visit his son, and piggy tried to invite himself. Dick didn't want the greasy pig anywhere near his house since the event piggy talks about in the tweet above. That led to a proper rage pig chimp out and he lost the love of his life.
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So little ralphie got himself a case of heat exhaustion on his struggle trip to ‘Paradise,’ like the elder fatty he is. Know who’s the most prone to heat exhaustion?
1) the elderly
2) the fat
Ralphie fits the bill. Especially since he chose to wear layers in the miserably hot dangerously humid conditions,
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in a failed attempt to hide his fatness. Heat index of 107 and along comes ralphie in his cute little outfit, all red and black to go with his knee brace. All color coordinated. He’s a teenage girl in a middle-aged obese male body.
So you're it is even hot outside? Sandra... That lying bish.
I’m not sure he’s had 50-60 hours with Xander let alone 50-60 visits.
Shit, I have my doubts it's half that, considering each visit was two hours and there's no way he went more than a dozen times. If even that.
He was madly in love with Dick. His cool Californian e-daddy. His feed is still filled with sycophantic tweets full of excitement that daddy was appearing on his shitty show or invited him on his.
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This one is especially rich coming from the pig. Whose e-daddy?
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And I think this is the tweet that led to the break up. Milo had made fun of piggy for livestreaming shitfaced from a toilet before going to visit his son, and piggy tried to invite himself. Dick didn't want the greasy pig anywhere near his house since the event piggy talks about in the tweet above. That led to a proper rage pig chimp out and he lost the love of his life.
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There's something silly in that there was a handful of people who kept Ralph around as a shameless attack pig, but they all had to cut him loose because his attack pig antics result in so much more harm than good. (Relatively) They all just looked at Ralph, compared his rabid hollerin' at their enemies vs. him being a retarded embarrassment, and inevitably noped the fuck out.
 
Replying to @HackerX I think he’s got 30-35 hours with Xander but I could be wrong.

And IIRC that’s with about 4 years of visitations being legally available to him that started at 2 days a month 2 hours per visit but then someone discovered about a year (?) in that there were 4 days of visits at 2 hours each legally available to him.
 
IIRC this LA visit resulted in Dick and Milo doing a stream about Ralph needing rehab.
That post is largely accurate but this one part is a kino instance of, and I hate even knowing this term thanks to Ethan, "working yourself into a shoot"...as in pretending so hard about something you make it truly real.

This was the time he and Milo had a backroom deal to fight publicly, then have a tense and hostile livestreamed debate at Dax's house, and then finish by both laughing, shaking hands, and mocking the audience for thinking that they'd actually become enemies and bragging about how much smarter than the viewers they both were.

However...Ethan's belligerent alcoholism and fear of flying actually led him to having a screaming meltdown in a Mexican airport bathroom about Milo being an abusive homosexual, at which point Dax refused to let him into his house because Ethan was so drunkenly off the rails and Marie was pregnant and he didn't need the trouble. This bothered Ethan so much he ended up in Twitter fights with a fake Vickers and a fake Flamenco and totally melted down, threatened Milo for real, and burned their bridge with aplomb. Milo cut bait after this. The bridge has not been rebuilt to this day.
 
This was the time he and Milo had a backroom deal to fight publicly, then have a tense and hostile livestreamed debate at Dax's house, and then finish by both laughing, shaking hands, and mocking the audience for thinking that they'd actually become enemies and bragging about how much smarter than the viewers they both were.

Ralph is not capable of ever pulling something like this off, he is so thin skinned that even good natured ribbing gives him a narcistic injury and he cannot let it go. He's quite the number.
 
I had a nightmare that felt like a prophecy so I will share it here for the pigsayers to decipher.

Ethan was filming the Mexican streets when a large building collapsed, maybe the whole city. In it a woman was trapped as the fires began. He tries to help but can't move a single brick, insulting the woman for being a stupid bish and not digging herself out (too ashamed to ask the bystanders to help, who were jeering at him). Then after the fire reached a hellish peak she escaped, horribly burnt, clawing at her own burnt arms with pieces of wood in agony, trying to remove what was causing her so much pain, him calling her a stupid bish in disbelief the whole time. The crowd jeered even more. Eventually she ripped and chewed the totality of both her own arms off at which point he screamed in horror and ended the stream, crying, just as she turned around, silent and bloody, smiling at him and walking towards him.

I woke up, confused at the vividness and horror and wondering why I had a nightmare about a microniche dying e-celeb with Xanax addiction. I haven't recalled a nightmare like that... really ever. I hope this divine schizo warning helps somebody because I need to start taking Nyquil and stop eating snacks before bed.
 
I had a nightmare that felt like a prophecy so I will share it here for the pigsayers to decipher.

All I'm taking from that is how funny a Ralph based emergency services would be

"9-1-gunt, what's your emergency?"

"My husband's having a heart attack!"

"Well sounds like you're gonna need a new husband bish. How would you like to come visit me in Merida? I got xanax and will thumb your bum"
 
I had a nightmare that felt like a prophecy so I will share it here for the pigsayers to decipher.
Let me see into my crystal gunt... Ah, yes, yes, someone will thumb your ass in the future, that person will record it, release that footage on the Internet and then will cheat on you with MtF lolicon.

With that out of the way... Nigga the fuck you mean you're having gunt induced nightmares. That's horrifying.
 
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