🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[ASeabear8952]

Anyone have the clip from one of the latest streams where someone dono’d a Kino Casino show promo?

 

[JustStopDude]

Uh oh, Ralphabros

He is way to old to develop schizophrenia. He would have in his late teens/early twenties if it was going to happen.

Any mental condition now is due to rampant drug and alcohol abuse.

 

[HackerX]

Another day, another illustrious episode of da KEELSTREAM hosted by the ebullient, outlaw journalist and Internet personality, Ethan Ralph. Are you excited folks???

> I click on stream
> Notice he's not slurring
> I click off stream

One day we'll get back to a good ol' PILLSTREAM but not today. Such is life.

Anywho, apparently Ralph can't catch a break with his cats.

Hopefully Grok provides a solution that doesn't involve $5 cans of cat food this time because he can't afford doing that for one cat, much less two.

 

[MadStan]

I almost fell asleep watching the killstream but ethan beat me to it

 

[sufferhorse]

IF BOTH YOUR CATS ARE HAVING THE SAME ISSUES AT THE SAME TIME. THE PROBLEM IS NOT THE CATS. ITS THE FOOD, THE AIR, THE WATER, OR THE ENVIROMENT.


FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RALPH. ITS GONNA BE A FULL MONTH OF YOU NEGLECTING YOUR CATS TO DEATH.


EITHER FIX THEM, OR LET THEM GO WITHOUT PAIN.

 

[AnOminous]

He is way to old to develop schizophrenia. He would have in his late teens/early twenties if it was going to happen.

Late-onset schizophrenia is a thing (35+) but Ralph doesn't have it.

 

[CTR Operative]

IDK how much you guys care or hate yourselves but Ralph is on DSP's stream right now talking about cat medical care and wrestling

 

[JustStopDude]

Late-onset schizophrenia is a thing (35+) but Ralph doesn't have it.

Isn't Ralph like 60 or something?

Mother of God...I just looked it up. Damn, he is a rough 40.

 

[BoomerPrime]

Isn't Ralph like 60 or something?

Mother of God...I just looked it up. Damn, he is a rough 40.

Yeah believe it or not he is only 40.

He's 60 inches tall, though.

 

[Blue Gunty]

Wow 60 inches that's a lot

 

[AnOminous]

He's 60 inches tall, though.

He is a tiny little manlet with a tiny little penis. We have literally seen his tiny little penis and it was barely visible. He is a tiny little dwarf.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

It's Christmas time and I know you read your thread ralph. I also know you are too wet brained and narcissistic to ponder anything in this post.

Kiwi bros it would be so easy for this perpetual gas bag to revive his dead career if he had some self control a little focus a dash of humility and a side order of groveling he'd be able to make a semi rebuild of his career.

He is unfortunately the antithesis of all those things so the moving pieces to the whole redemption which are also as easy could never take shape.

I know right now you are readying your puzzle pieces but its such a barren wasteland here, if here were to straighten up and follow a certain trajectory he'd be able to semi repair his career.

 

[MadStan]

All hate aside, it is time to put the hand of Kiwifarms across the aisle and mend bridges, and to make us all the more stronger for it. That said, I want to wish Ethan Ralph's cat a very Merry Christmas and I hope your owner drops dead so you can eat meat for the first time in years thanks to that cheap bastard only buying you cat kibble. Make sure your rabies shots are up to date.

There, that wasn't so hard now was it?

 

[sufferhorse]

its been only 2 days of the guntpool: still no pillstream. but we might get some action tonight.

he should get drunk with all his friends and neighbours in that block party he was talkin bout.

cmon ralph. steal LOTY from these boring normie fags in one swing.


YOU ARE THE KING OF THE SEKTUR. MAKE THEM REMEMBER

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

he should get drunk with all his friends and neighbours in that block party he was talkin bout

Did he really claim he was going to a party with all his “friends” and neighbors tonight? Lmao.

 

[HackerX]

Did he really claim he was going to a party with all his “friends” and neighbors tonight? Lmao.

IDK. Maybe he meant New Years because going out on Christmas Eve makes no sense even if Ralph has friends. Plus he mentioned he'd do a 12 hour stream today if he hit da goal and Ralph would never lie about da goal... Would he???

 

[Too Sneed to care]

He is way to old to develop schizophrenia. He would have in his late teens/early twenties if it was going to happen.

Any mental condition now is due to rampant drug and alcohol abuse.

That dude had dependency issues in his early teens and 20s

IDK. Maybe he meant New Years because going out on Christmas Eve makes no sense even if Ralph has friends. Plus he mentioned he'd do a 12 hour stream today if he hit da goal and Ralph would never lie about da goal... Would he???

12 hours 52 cents later no friends and a New Year's party of a few bottles and a few beers that have names those are his friends

 

[Braphamut]

I know right now you are readying your puzzle pieces but its such a barren wasteland here, if here were to straighten up and follow a certain trajectory he'd be able to semi repair his career.

The cognitive decline is really bad. There is no unpilling.

He struggles to form complete sentences and falls over all the time, always catching a new bruise or cut when the camera is on.

 

[ASeabear8952]

The full clip of Ralph on DSP’s stream. He’s not pilled out or hollerin’ therefore it’s very boring.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Did he really claim he was going to a party with all his “friends” and neighbors tonight? Lmao.

He calls them friends and neighbors, we call them headmates.