🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[sufferhorse]

crossposting from ralph's tweets:

Caught this in ralph's rumblechat:

'icedanc3r: ARTAX do u know the bit about asian girls eating dogs making their pussy taste better'

she is beyond deranged

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

'icedanc3r: ARTAX do u know the bit about asian girls eating dogs making their pussy taste better'

Can we make this a quote of the day because... What the actual fuck did I just read ...

 

[Nod Flenders]

BrulePussy.
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The Gunt sure knows how to pick women (sarcasm).

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The Gunt sure knows how to pick women immediately and embarrassingly fall in love with any woman who shows the slightest modicum of interest in him (sarcasm sincerity).

 

[Toilet Duck]

Pretty sure ginsu knife pussy picked piggy. she has daddy issues like all the other whores who appear on the KEELSHOAH.

 

[sufferhorse]

Crosspostin from guntweets thread. Another gem for the collection:

'icedanc3r: i hate women i just also am a homosexual'

 

[Die For Me!]

Candace Owens is taking a vacation all of next week and Ralph didn't realize this until today, Ralph is already completely out of content and is totally fucked for next week. Ralph is desperately trying to grift off a live stream of the thorps in Candace's stead


edit: While having a panic attack and breathing heavily looking for content to fill up today's show, Candace, or as Ralph calls her "Candychan / Candy" decided to do a very late show today before she goes on vacation, Ralph W

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Ralph also re-watched a coach red pill video on women with tattoos being stupid psychotic nut cases, Icedanc3r was completely silent throughout the entire video.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Candace Owens is taking a vacation all of next week and Ralph didn't realize this until today, Ralph is already completely out of content and is totally fucked for next week. Ralph is desperately trying to grift off a live stream of the thorps in Candace's stead
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How does he manage to find the most boring shit in the world to talk about? Candace Owens said a couple of funny things, but its the kind of shit that you shurg and move on afterward. The Thorps are just gross and not really entertaining. He's just mad because the crazy bitch would rather fuck her dad.

Just start drinking again, Ralph. Not like they're going to take your kids away.

 

[HackerX]

How does he manage to find the most boring shit in the world to talk about? Candace Owens said a couple of funny things, but its the kind of shit that you shurg and move on afterward. The Thorps are just gross and not really entertaining. He's just mad because the crazy bitch would rather fuck her dad.

Just start drinking again, Ralph. Not like they're going to take your kids away.

It's a far, far cry from when the show was him and a couple of e-friends sat around, shooting the shit, and laughing at people. That's for sure.

It's got to be a mind-numbing existence to spend every stream silently playing clips of people who are already repeating the shit they say day in and day out. The only thing that Ralph has any agency over is making sure to sneak in a $50 dono whenever he notices da goal is in need of some help.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It's a far, far cry from when the show was him and a couple of e-friends sat around, shooting the shit, and laughing at people. That's for sure

Luckily his chat moves quickly and he can bounce topics off them. Yes sir his chat is definitely not at all dead.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Candace Owens is taking a vacation all of next week and Ralph didn't realize this until today, Ralph is already completely out of content and is totally fucked for next week. Ralph is desperately trying to grift off a live stream of the thorps in Candace's stead
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Ralph has a crush on Candace "Candy" Owens. Not surprising considering his history.

 

[Die For Me!]

This Saturday, Ethan Ralph will be doing a "Lore University" stream to re-educate and reinforce the Troo & Vindicated story behind several key Eras in Sektur history. Ralph wants Ice to write down 3-5 pieces of lore to bring to the table:

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Ralph also stated that he really wants to take his new YouTube channel and create videos on real sektur lore that isn't tainted by FAKE. RAPE! allegations.

https://www.youtube.com/@ER-vc1yy

In all honesty? I completely agree! There are tons of things that have happened in the Sektur that only Ethan Ralph can shed light too! The only problem is that sometimes, Ralph purposefully gatekeeps information to save himself from unimaginable levels of embarrasement is so immersed with getting to the climax of his stories that he forgets to actually document the end of these illustrious "Eras" of the #Killstream!
Here is a hypothetical list of uh-mayzin things for Icedagg3r, who, despite making references to KingCobraJFS constantly, definitely has no idea this thread exists or reads about it at all, to bring to the Culver's parking lot University!:

#5 Evan Ralph ​

Just what in the hay is going on with the illustrious brother of Ethan Ralph anyway? Why does Ethan Ralph want to use his body to evade property taxes? He's apparently being held somewhere in South Carolina, which isn't too far from Florida if you want to know the truth about it! If Ethan Ralph wants to continue the charade of being a family man, shouldn't he at least be able to give his brother a resting place behind his shack? Interment heeeem!!!

#4 "Custody" Battle With Whorse​

For years we have been getting drip fed tiny bits of news about Ralphs fight with his whorse over CozyRozy[.tv]. Whenever Ralph would feed us bits of news, it was only ever good news, and never any bad news. That was until August, where Ralph appears to have withdrawn from the endeaver entirely. Well, WHAT HAPPENED?! Da Sektur is dying (as in, literally dying, if not already dead) to know!

#3 The 19 Year Old Senorita​

ahh yes, the lovely senorita... I remember it as if it was yesterday... Probably because it might as well have been yesterday when Ralph quietly retired her forever... In all honesty, with how excited Ralph was to cum inside her pussy every week, I wouldn't be surprised if she got pregnant and was then beaten over the head with a club until she and the baby both absconded into the afterlife (this is canon if Ralph never addresses it btw).

#2 Ralphs Little Black Book​

Just like every other normal, well adjusted individual, Ethan Ralph screenshots, saves, and spreads all your personal and public information he can get his hooves on to force you into submission / onto his gay dead show. Well, I don't know about you, but I think Da Sektur would love to at least catch a glimpse of how detailed this book really is. Frankly, I think just a glimpse into the filing system Ralph uses would send my sides into orbit; Is it just one gigantic .txt file? Or is it an unbelivablely gigantous library of neatly organized folders of pictorial ebadaaance that puts entire communities of archivers like Kiwi Farms to shame? RELEASE THE ETHAN FILES!!!!

#1 Grandpappy's Ring​

I could not imagine a better time to explain the lore behind this beautiful relic of RalphaHistory. It's a (supposedly) $20,000 dollar ring with a gazillion REAL diamonds on it that Ethan Ralph refuses to ever part ways with. Ralph has stated countless times that he'd rather die than have anyone, especially a gaylog, ever get their hands on it. This would be a great opener for Ralphs first Illumni, being as he could simply flash the ring on stream to get the conversation rolling.

Bonus Pig:
Another evil toddler laugh

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Don't spend it all in one place Ralph

Ralphs semen is going to turn Icedanc3r straight exactly how it stopped May from transitioning.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Here’s my alt Twitter account: https://x.com/ipeeongirls?s=21
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Here’s my phone number:
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Here’s my alt Twitter account: https://x.com/ipeeongirls?s=21
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Here’s my phone number:
352-573-3770

Gorl I hope you’re on birth control. If not, post a pic of your father so we know who Ralph is trying to own when he does this on stream.

 

[HackerX]

In all honesty? I completely agree! There are tons of things that have happened in the Sektur that only Ethan Ralph can shed light too! The only problem is that sometimes, Ralph purposefully gatekeeps information to save himself from unimaginable levels of embarrasement is so immersed with getting to the climax of his stories that he forgets to actually document the end of these illustrious "Eras" of the #Killstream!
Here is a hypothetical list of uh-mayzin things for Icedagg3r, who, despite making references to KingCobraJFS constantly, definitely has no idea this thread exists or reads about it at all, to bring to the Culver's parking lot University!:

How do you miss Portugal 1 or the 3 day trip to Rome that involved the Ralphafamily getting deboarded, the lost horse, and the need to find xannies while he was over there???

 

[Blue Gunty]

Here’s my alt Twitter account: https://x.com/ipeeongirls?s=21
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Here’s my phone number:
352-573-3770

have you seen Ralph's third tit yet? Or did he keep his shirt on the entire time?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Here’s my alt Twitter account: https://x.com/ipeeongirls?s=21
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Here’s my phone number:
352-573-3770

Did Ralph enjoy his Culvers? As a higher quality fast food restaurant it might be hard for him to get a job there but I'm glad he's looking. They probably have resumes on hand right there and you can help him fill it out.

Great initiative!

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Here’s my alt Twitter account: https://x.com/ipeeongirls?s=21
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Here’s my phone number:
352-573-3770

My condolences on your parents' loss.

 

[Die For Me!]

Here’s my alt Twitter account: https://x.com/ipeeongirls?s=21
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Here’s my phone number:
352-573-3770

To verify your account, please use this hand signal on stream tomorrow

 

[AltisticRight]

I really wonder what her dad looks like. We already know Viggers and Piggy were substantiated in the same incubator.

 

[Gif Wizard]

RALPH IS CHOKING HER!


Ralph Oinks Out!

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