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🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
Piggy has discovered a new attack vector to finally bring down the cancerman. Putting a Thread up on Snark.vegas is not enough. When alllll kinds of info about him and his connections is being put on mistermetokur.com, Daddy Jim will finally disintegrate, utterly defeated by his insane inconsistencies brought to light by Mr. Gonzo of Merida.
Piggy has discovered a new attack vector to finally bring down the cancerman. Putting a Thread up on Snark.vegas is not enough. When alllll kinds of info about him and his connections is being put on mistermetokur.com, Daddy Jim will finally disintegrate, utterly defeated by his insane inconsistencies brought to light by Mr. Gonzo of Merida. Wyświetl załącznik 9183202
Sadly the window of opportunity for that would appear to have closed, because for Scarlett to ever get romantically involved or to have even been the sorely-missed platonic "friend" that Nick claims she is, either relationship would need at least a foundation of mutual respect, whereas finally slogging through the hours of Scarlett recordings that Ralph dropped on Saturday reveals that Scarlett doesn't respect Nick at all, she returns the favor of all his unsolicited simping by talking shit about him behind his back, and she even wants Ralph to go after him harder than he already has. Highlights:
1. Scarlett commends the pure "genius" of Ralph using her private discord to trick Nick into all sorts of "drug talk" and her only regret is that she and Ralph should have "rode that one out longer" to get even more damaging admissions than the ones that Ralph ultimately leaked.
2. Scarlett opines that Nick is known for things "much more sick" than anything Ralph has ever been accused of, which is saying a lot.
3. Scarlett contrasts Ralph's transparency about what he's done being "on camera" and having taken his licks and "moved on from it" as opposed to Nick being too cowardly to "even let the bodycam be released,"
4. Scarlett believes that Ralph's dick is "probably way bigger" than Nick's.
5. Nick's social media presence has become so impotent that Scarlett believes "whatever he posts doesn't really affect [Ralph and Scarlett] much" and "doesn't change anything" between them.
6. Scarlett is "glad" that Ralph's "focusing on Rekieta" has been "making him mad," and she urges Ralph to continue to "get him mad" because "it's funny" to get more angry reactions out of him.
7. To any extent that Nick may have taken this latest fake falling-out with Ralph as an opportunity to drive a wedge between her and her favorite morning show, any such hopes would be in vain as Scarlett still remains an avowed unironic "Toe Boy" and refuses to be downgraded to the "Toecel" faction of merely ironic fans that has spawned from Aaron's recent satirical détente with Mersh,
8. Regardless of however much Scarlett has been responsive to Nick in the distant past, she "ha[sn]'t talked to him" at all recently and she will continue said ghosting with a planned narrative that she will be "taking time off from Internet stuff" due to illness, all the while privately urging Ralph to "keep focusing on Rekieta" alogging in the meantime so that these two narratives will deflect attention from the secret that she and Ralph have "made peace" and the latest breakup was usual gayfabe.
9. With regard to Nick's recent flurry of attention-whoring tweets and X live chats' unsuccessful attempts to cozy up to Scarlett and Metokur in the vain hope of tag-teaming Ralph together, Scarlett cites to Nick "commenting so much" as a prime example of how several lesser hangers-on in Ralph's "Sektur" have "started getting in there on it" completely unprompted in hopes of driving engagement for their dying careers even though "it wasn't even about them." Scarlett "never talked to Rekieta Law" about the things he chose to stick his nose into, and this creepy stalker behavior appears to have given her the proverbial ick, as she now just calls him "weird" and swears that he "must be on drugs," which she would know better than anybody.
10. Hearkening back to Scarlett's past mockery of Nick's laughable attire that doesn't seem to be having the intended effect on women, Scarlett agrees with Ralph's "true" retort that Nick "dress[es] like the Riddler," which is clearly not meant as a compliment even though Nick would probably take it as one.
There were open lines of communication enough for Ralph to have appeared on his show and for him to have appeared on Ralph's show, which caught quite a lot of constructive criticism here as you'd expect, but that was all months before the arrest after which Ralph's balldoguard era would have driven them apart somewhat, and that was all before Ralph's publishing of Sean's DMs would have burned bridges even more, and more recently he has expressed a mea culpa for ever having made the mistake of associating with Ralph at all, so all things considered it's hard to imagine that he'd ever be so reckless as to trust Ralph with information this sensitive, even if only to gas Ralph up to provoke reactions out of Nick now that they're temporarily at odds. That also wouldn't line up well with Ralph's claim that his source didn't just hear some paraphrasing about the interview transcripts in question and instead has personally "seen" them, since you'd think that anything sent electronically to be "seen" by someone four states away or to anyone else would have made its way into screencaps that could easily have been anonymously leaked by now, and yet not even so much as a cropped teaser has ever been shown by anybody. It'd be more likely that whoever claims to have "seen" those interview transcripts would have been someone with only a brief moment of opportunity to read a hard copy or read something on a local device with no safe means of reproducing it and only recollections to share.
Wishful thinking or not, the April-Geanu-Ralph conduit would be the funniest possible one not only because of the peak seethe that would come from such a betrayal by the soulmate that Nick never stopped pining for, but moreover because his usual flurry of shower calls and shower texts scrambling to plug a leak would get nowhere, leaving him no choice but to hit the road and recommence his IRL stalking of April that reportedly attracted law enforcement attention last time around. With any luck he might even escalate to banging on her door hopped up on all those "experimental" "legal limbo" hallucinogens in a late-night fit of rage, which would appear to be a very dangerous proposition:
Piggy has discovered a new attack vector to finally bring down the cancerman. Putting a Thread up on Snark.vegas is not enough. When alllll kinds of info about him and his connections is being put on mistermetokur.com, Daddy Jim will finally disintegrate, utterly defeated by his insane inconsistencies brought to light by Mr. Gonzo of Merida. Wyświetl załącznik 9183202
Even in the back of his head!
Thanks Piggy for telling us that "bean dip" was a part of your doritos and tuna feast. His whole feed on X is such a messy collection of cope and retardation. He never understands that his feeble attempts at "setting the record straight" and "owning his enemies" never work and are just a source of additional laughter and ridicule, especially his deep in Mafia shit delusions.
So that was bean dip all over his fingers and smeared on his face? It looked too light to be that.
Whatever it was it was hilariously disgusting. Which kinda sums up ralph’s entire existence these.
Oh and according to chat he’s been referring to Scarlett as ‘that person’ when talking about her. He only does that when talking about someone so evil and scary their name must not be uttered.
Poor ralphie, he’s SO traumatized and broken by this girl.
Yeah he’s scared of Gabe Hoffman
Scared of Scarlett and Scarlett’s lawyer mom, too scared to set foot in the USA ever again, TERRIFIED of going to jail. Just overall a scared lil piggy.
Ah don't scare bish!
