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[CraicRock28]

“NOT LOOKING FOR WOMEN WHO ARE MANIPULATORS AND TRY TO CHANGE YOU INTO SOMEONE YOU’RE NOT…”

“…looking for a bisexual cis woman”

Why does she have to be cis? That’s really transphobic of Isabel Anne to exclude other true and honest lesbians like himself. Trans Women Are Women

 

[okuyasu]

I've always wondered why most mtfs are poly but I've come to the conclusion that they are just really fucking desperate and will date each other, nothing says real woman like rubbing cocks together and being on lesbian dating's apps to recruit more for jousting night. Best of luck to you Cronchyapple , im sure its tiring seeing this while trying to find a real date but damn is it good for the thread

 

[Cronchyapple]

I've always wondered why most mtfs are poly but I've come to the conclusion that they are just really fucking desperate and will date each other, nothing says real woman like rubbing cocks together and being on lesbian dating's apps to recruit more for jousting night. Best of luck to you Cronchyapple , im sure its tiring seeing this while trying to find a real date but damn is it good for the thread

Thank you my suffering is your enjoyment (and mine too a little bit lol I get to make fun of them) when I hit 100 TIMs on this thread I’m going to get a troon cake.

 

[San Marino]

Does anyone with an account on HER or any other lesbian dating app know what the rough ratio of trans to non-trans users is?

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

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Deanna will touch your kids for sure. If he walked into the women’s bathroom I’d scream like a banshee.

That's the solution. I believe if Women all collectively started pointing and screaming at these "Women" like Donald Sutherland at the end of Invasion of the Bodysnatchers every time they try and lurk in women's bathrooms and changing rooms they'd soon fuck off.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Deanna will touch your kids for sure. If he walked into the women’s bathroom I’d scream like a banshee.

I'm a dude and if this mofo walked into the men's bathroom I'd scream.

 

[uwaga! aooga!]

Wow Maxine. So beautiful. Those eyebrow bones are STRONG.

Such a womanly chin, too!

It's interesting or creepy or both how so many troons seem to share the same phenotype. I swear I've known men that looked the same as "Autumn", "Lisa", "Isabel", "Ember" and "Maxine", and though the guys I knew weren't pretending to be women, it wouldn't surprise me if they ended up doing so.

Yuck bad genetics

 

[The Silent Perjority]

“…looking for a bisexual cis woman”

Why does she have to be cis? That’s really transphobic of Isabel Anne to exclude other true and honest lesbians like himself. Trans Women Are Women

Plus he's not into lazy girls. So he wants him a sexed up real girl to share his lesbo fantasies but no fat chicks.

Entitled as fuck.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Yuck bad genetics

it's funny, troons either have the possibility to become ladykilling, high-body-count Chads or lady killing, actual body count loons. Sometimes both.
The amount of genuinely handsome men who could turn their lives around if they just stopped watching sissy porn and started socialising in-person baffles me. What a waste.
Then you have the balding, obese, midlife-crisis looking troons who could have a normal, average family with a plain looking woman or who had that and threw it away because of the coom.

 

[Cronchyapple]

I realize I am now at 43 “transbians” posted. Let’s see if I can get to 100. If I counted incorrectly let me know.

Here are some more.



I see the Steven universe t shirt it gives me Vietnam war flashbacks to tumblr.


Finally. Some POC representation!


Wow Aris. So demure.

Onyx is built like a rock… get it?

Skin walker emo scene incel back at it again.

God the 5 o’clock shadow is so rough

Isn’t the biohazard symbol a HIV positive symbol? Nixxx is a “W2 Gooner” for sure.

Lilly and Brianna Wu would be besties. Or that other Asian dude that really wants kiwi farms dead. I forget his name.

That chin is STRONG


> pokemon dress
> pup mask
> 34 years old
Someone look at his hard drive please

Does anyone want to explore kink with Chloe? Anyone?

Loves to cuddle but wants to be choked. You can do the latter on your own I think. Idk. Just a theory.


Holy shit Batman skin walker final boss over here…


Anyone think Nicole is a natal/biological woman? Anyone?



He is a father to a child he probably only sees on weekends.





Bella is the final boss of skin walkers. Play your preferred final boss music when staring into his cold dead eyes.

So… I’m now at 64 TIMs. So close…

(Again I’m phone posting so if there are any issues with attachments let me know.)

 

[PetiteFeet]

How do 19 year olds manage to look like washed-up 44 year old dads? Christ, you're meant to be living your best life, having fun and exploring yourself and the world at 19..

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Ooft, there's some lantern jawed motherfuckers in this pile of degenerates.
Good luck trying to pass when you have a face like Stan Smith from American Dad.
Keep swiping guys, I'm sure you'll all find your dream cis lesbian.

 

[CraicRock28]

Or that other Asian dude that really wants kiwi farms dead. I forget his name.

Liz Dong Gone

I figured I’d contribute more to the thread so I made a HER profile for my own amusement (using AI photos). Ran out of swipes for the day, but got a few decent ones.



Very dainty shoulders, Juliet

Mika had me confused because the initial picture was just a whole ass man in masculine clothing, but subsequent photos cleared things up. He wore a skirt and nail polish, therefore woman.


Eli is the posterchild for AGP… I’ve spared you a close up of his crotch in that skirt

Not as juicy of a haul as Cronchy, but maybe I’m lesbianing wrong.

 

[uwaga! aooga!]

I realize I am now at 43 “transbians” posted. Let’s see if I can get to 100. If I counted incorrectly let me know.

Here are some more.

Oh god, I wish it were possible to throw more than one sticker on a comment. Winner for your effort, horrifying for the state things, lunacy for the wild resistance to reality the pictured men show, heart for feeling bad about the current lesbian dating situation – though, surprisingly, not islamic...... This time.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

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I know this is totally off point and autistic, but what the hell is "Ivy's" background setting? Did he crouch down in the street? First, who does that? Second, it almost looks like a film set of a street, as opposed to a street. I know the point was how creepy all these guys are, and they are certainly creepy, but I still have too many questions about the background.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I know this is totally off point and autistic, but what the hell is "Ivy's" background setting? Did he crouch down in the street? First, who does that? Second, it almost looks like a film set of a street, as opposed to a street. I know the point was how creepy all these guys are, and they are certainly creepy, but I still have too many questions about the background.

It's just an AI-superimposed background picture like you have on video conference applications. It's like green screen without the actual green screen.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

The one space that explicitly exists to exclude men has officially been hijacked by them.

They really have irl too, some friends were regulars at a lesbian festival and last year they decided to stop going. It was overrun by men in short skirts and fishnets. Luckily they were all there coupled up so could immediately shut down any attempts at hitting them but I'm sure any single lesbians had an even worse time. No wonder they are protesting this shit.

 

[Cronchyapple]

@CraicRock28 make sure to remove any filters like location, age, etc. the older the TIM the crazier they get. I also like taking screenshots of the bio because some of them are crazy as hell. Just make sure to blur out the location distance so some giga hon doesn’t show up to ur house and skin you alive. Have fun! Thanks for the contribution. I’m banned from HER for not sucking “gock” or whatever. A blessing in disguise if you will… I’d rather die alone than cave to these degenerate men in skirts.

 

[the inconfident]

I've always wondered why most mtfs are poly but I've come to the conclusion that they are just really fucking desperate and will date each other, nothing says real woman like rubbing cocks together and being on lesbian dating's apps to recruit more for jousting night. Best of luck to you Cronchyapple , im sure its tiring seeing this while trying to find a real date but damn is it good for the thread

This but also they are sex pests. The whole mental disturb they have comes from too much porn, edging, cooming and all that language youngers say nowadays for holding your cum and masturbating all day. So they just want to be able to live of financial support and 24/7 fucking and complaining on twitter.

 

[BunchofMunch]

OK, I know this one is not from a dating app and it's in Swedish, but I wanted to share it since it's a troon specifically looking for a cis woman:

Translation:
"️THIS IS MY CONTACT AD ️You shouldn't take this as a joke, even though it is a bit silly
But now I'm about to start dating for the first time in 18 years. I like the idea of daring to dig where you're standing. So what would be more obvious than to look for my first date here.
You CIS woman that feel that you're the right person for me send a DM
LONG LIVE LOVE

Hugs Lee"

This guy used to be one of the carpenters in a home renovation show that was very popular here in Sweden, and trooned out after some time out of the spotlight. He used to be quite good looking, but now looks like he got hit in the face with a brick.

ETA: his deadname is Björn, which is a common name for someone of his age. His taken name, "Lee", is, at least in my eyes, a VERY white trash kind of name for a woman here. Sounds very much like a name chosen by a teenage mom that still thinks of America as some kind of magic fairy tale land or something.