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The most baffling thing I have learned reading this thread is that most troons seem actually believe people use their preferred pronouns because they "pass", and not that everyone's walking on eggshells around the freaks so they don't get harassed and have their life ruined because of it.
Troons insist that this is a TERF lie while also “coworker admitted they all knew and were just humoring me for 6 months-I’m devastated” gets posted in their subreddits everyday. And also “I pass to everyone but small children, what the hell???”
 
That's "Department of Motor Vehicles" for you non-US types. :christine:

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I went to update my driver’s license with my new name today. It should have been a great celebration. I dressed nicely, spent entirely too long on hair and makeup, and went to my appointment. The picture is fucking awful. It’s the worst photo of me ever taken. They made me move my bangs to show my eyebrows, which I have spent days agonizing over because they look terrible and I also botched shaping them on my own recently so they haven’t grown to a point that I can go somewhere to get them taken care of. My eyes look huge and surprised. ...
Of course one's driver's license photo never shows one at one's best, but ... :lit:
... This is the first photo I’ve taken in over a year that just makes me look like an ugly fucking man, and it’s made all the worse by seeing the state-mandated “M” marker.
I’m so fucking pissed and I’ve been crying about it for over two straight hours. All of the confidence I had in myself - a lot of confidence, genuinely! - was just shattered upon seeing the temporary license. Couple weeks ago was my first HRT anniversary and I’ve genuinely had an amazing and successful transition up to this point and haven’t been misgendered in over a year. This fucking ruined me, though.
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Dayum. Maybe I'll agree the Jesus pitch was useless and uncalled for.
But I wonder how the troon would react to some real hate mail. :P



It doesn't bother me that a troon would come to such a conclusion. Also, in my opinion, not a bad choice for partisan warfare, though to the best of my knowledge it's never been used for that.

But really this troon just posts to freak the mundanes, am I right?
Not quietly arming for the day like a real partisan. :christine:

But if he starts shooting because of misgendering or something,
he will end up dead and a poster boy for gun control. :lit:

Cuteness. :cool:

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Just the subject line and this one pic.

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Only a fucking drugged up, disfigured, mentally challenged freak like this would flex a budget plane ticket from nowhere to even more of a nowhere lol.
 
The picture is fucking awful. It’s the worst photo of me ever taken. They made me move my bangs to show my eyebrows, which I have spent days agonizing over because they look terrible and I also botched shaping them on my own recently so they haven’t grown to a point that I can go somewhere to get them taken care of. My eyes look huge and surprised.
I really wish we could see the photo. I bet he looks insane. What a pathetic life spent "agonizing" for so long over something so inconsequential, he'll look terrible regardless of his eyebrows.
 
The most baffling thing I have learned reading this thread is that most troons seem actually believe people use their preferred pronouns because they "pass", and not that everyone's walking on eggshells around the freaks so they don't get harassed and have their life ruined because of it.
They believe we live in a vile transphobic society. They believe it genuinely. So therefore why would people in a wildly, violently transphobic society humour them? What backlash could they possibly face, when everyone hates them and every institution is against them?

Therefore if they can go to the grocery store and back unhatecrimed that is irrefutable proof they pass, since all the roaming trans kill squads passed them by.

I’m exaggerating but that’s really what they think.

Nobody wanrs to join his production of the Vagina Monologues, means he's a disgusring male and nobody thinks he's a woman (rare self awareness)
I knew Jake Doolittle was going to troon out.
 
This Troon is 56 years old, and broke. Him and his wife both used to work in the "entertainment industry", because he is stupid. Luckily his wife at least was smart enough to only go into said industry with a rich family behind her, so Troon was hoping they could sponge off them indefinitely. He didn't consider that a smart, rich wife would immediately dump his dumb arse when he went from being just an arty dude to growing gross moobs and declaring his female consciousness.

So now, in his senior years, with no money, no career, no wife, no rich inlaws, he slopes off to reddit proclaiming he is "the happiest he's ever been". Because he is that stupid.
So many trannies destroy their lives in an attempt to become "self-fulfilled". It's all just a big cope.
 
Of course one's driver's license photo never shows one at one's best, but ... :lit:
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Lots of comments now. :christine:

Top comment actual good sense.
Take what little comfort you can OP. No one has a good looking DMV photo. I think they go out of their way to hire the worst photographers in the entire universe. Can’t see more than 6 inches from your face without Coke bottles for glasses? Have we got a job for you with the DMV!
But further down another tale of woe.
I updated my license yesterday and it fucking broke me. I think I sob cried like 6 separate times yesterday.

I already came to terms with the fact it would say M and my name wasn't updating, but at least I could have a nice pretty picture, right?

Well, thanks to a combination of the website not showing my appointment, unusually bad traffic, and painfully, some bad follow-up decisions on my part, I go in with a face fresh from electrolysis with a "glow" sunscreen on and the worst brows I've ever done that wasn't even my color. Lol and I decided to try to smile at the last moment so I wasn't frowning in the pictures. I like like a psychopathic man wearing a ill-fitted, red, shiny skin mask.

On the plus side, I found out from the woman there that they CAN do walk-ins (contrary to what I was told) and I don't have to wait 8 years to renew, I can come in and get a duplicate and they'll update the picture. So I'm not STUCK with this forever. It's just so, so bad until then.

So, it will be a pain and cost more money, but you should be able to go and try again if you want. And maybe ask to see the picture and maybe re-take it if you don't like it. I know there's only so much you can change between takes, but maybe it could help. Good luck.
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I updated my license yesterday and it fucking broke me. I think I sob cried like 6 separate times yesterday.
I already came to terms with the fact it would say M and my name wasn't updating, but at least I could have a nice pretty picture, right? ...
Just having tp look at unfiltered mugshot is too much.
Also suggests going in again for a better picture ...
... On the plus side, I found out from the woman there that they CAN do walk-ins (contrary to what I was told) and I don't have to wait 8 years to renew, I can come in and get a duplicate and they'll update the picture. So I'm not STUCK with this forever. It's just so, so bad until then. ...
... but it seems to me that might an invitation to infinite regress of mugshot dysphoria. :lit:

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I know this feeling all too well I wanted to scream when I got it in the mail!! I spent too long trying to look good for it only for me to look very bad and I wanted to pose a certain way but they wouldn’t let me.
Omggg the same thing happened to me two months ago. I effing hate the dmv. Just show us the picture and let us retake!!!
Damn I just did mine too! Now im worried its gonna come in looking as shitty as my old one 😭
 
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I really wish we could see the photo. I bet he looks insane. What a pathetic life spent "agonizing" for so long over something so inconsequential, he'll look terrible regardless of his eyebrows.
The fact he says his eyes look ‘huge and surprised’ makes me immediately think of that photo of Adam Lanza, with that psychotic thousand-yard stare *shudder*
 
Parents are letting this man read to children...
Pembroke Queer community has abandoned him
>North Bay
>Pembroke
This a division 2 US-Canada border methhead/pedo/B&E white trash yokel area, and most of the men are stepkid-rapers even if they're not troons.
He's been allowed to troon because people don't feel like doing rattlesnake removal themselves, for good reason. If the local high school's flamer started crossdressing, he'd have a bad time. The AGP is scaring the other crackhicks.
 
Bear in mind this pic is dress up only and no hormones.

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No text. Just the subject line + one selfie ...
(slightly 'shopped to correct color saturation)

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... but he adds this down in the comments.
I want to but when your married to your best friend you don't live for yourself . She's still coming to terms with me and is not ok with this yet. Any ideas? Lol 🤷🏼‍♀️
Best friend should run like hell.
 
He's been allowed to troon because people don't feel like doing rattlesnake removal themselves, for good reason. If the local high school's flamer started crossdressing, he'd have a bad time. The AGP is scaring the other crackhicks.
In there defence can you blame them? He's spooking me from the picture alone! You have to leave this to the professionals. Someone call Van Helsing on Constatine to grt this monster.
 
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