Top 5 Soldiers I Want In My Squad

[The Dude]

This is totally a badass tactical plan we should all make for when the fight comes to us.

5. Blaine.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NrDG4sPul8wThat's a soldier's soldier right there.

4. Chewalski
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AObzrCwAga8A man who knows what the loadout is all about. Chill as ice.

3. Captain Freedom
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LazUZz3K6IYThe man's a patriot. End of story.

2. Abraxas
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EwbjqozAWgMAbraxas is a cop who's beat spans two galaxies, who's a true and original creation do not steal. He's got it all, bad ass attitude and a bad ass gun.

And the number one soldier in my squad.

1. Jesse.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M765GlLl7O0She has a shoulder you can lean on. Semper Fiddle.

Code of the Gladiators brah!

 

[Beth]

That list is absolutely horrible. A Triumvirate consisting of the Hulkster, Solid Snake and Tyce would dispatch them all quickly.

 

[Symphonic Mild]

Seeing how Jace loves fake Marine / modern Cena so much, it's strange that he chose to quote a line from the theme song Cena used during his pre-Marine, "beefy white rapper" days.
Also, I don't know if Cena's jokes and insults are "awesome" when the highlights include:
*Woah, hey, I don't swing that way!
*You say you're the Deadman? Well I'm a necrophiliac!
*Because we're in prison, and you just dropped the Soap!

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Top five soldiers I want on my squad?

1. Simo Hayha, "The White Death"
2. Captain John "Mad Jack" Churchill
3. Audie Murphy
4. SAS Sergant Major John "Lofty" Wiseman
5. Pretty much anyone from the Royal Gurkha Rifles.

Google 'em. You will not be disappointed.

 

[Hyperion]

Just Darnath Lysander. Maybe Sigismund to watch his back. Can I get a boarding torpedo to deploy them from?

 

[caffeinated_wench]

I laughed so fucking hard at Vega. He sucks ass. Why not add fucking Diana Allers while he's at it?
Garrus Brokarian 4 lyf.


And of course he'd put his Stu in his lineup.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

I laughed so fucking hard at Vega. He sucks ass. Why not add fucking Diana Allers while he's at it?
Garrus Brokarian 4 lyf.


And of course he'd put his Stu in his lineup.

He needs a buttfuck buddy in his squad.

 

[Blueberry]

HUSTLE, LOYALTY, RESPECT, COUNTER-TERRORISM

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Seeing how Jace loves fake Marine / modern Cena so much, it's strange that he chose to quote a line from the theme song Cena used during his pre-Marine, "beefy white rapper" days.
Also, I don't know if Cena's jokes and insults are "awesome" when the highlights include:
*Woah, hey, I don't swing that way!
*You say you're the Deadman? Well I'm a necrophiliac!
*Because we're in prison, and you just dropped the Soap!

I'm more fascinated by the fact that Cena was a marine in a movie= he'd totally kick ass in a war. Cause, y'know, movies and wrestling are real.

Also Ted Dibiase Jr > Cena

 

[CWCissey]

I'm more fascinated by the fact that Cena was a marine in a movie= he'd totally kick ass in a war. Cause, y'know, movies and wrestling are real.

Also Ted Dibiase Jr > Cena

Hulk Hogan > Everyone who ever wrestled in the WWF/E.

Also James Vega? Really? Fuck that noise.

I'd rather have Garrus as he's muh bro. Muthafucka will always be by your side in a fight.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Hulk Hogan > Everyone who ever wrestled in the WWF/E.

Rugged Ronnie Garvin begs to differ